Terrible Kellen Moore jokes

[Zekeats]

With all these Kellen Moore posts about him being the savior and all I figured it be a good time to break out the funnies.

When Kellen Moore does pushups he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.

 

[JJHLH1]

It would be so sweet if Kellen Moore ends up being a stud offensive coordinator.

 

[Beats_By_Zeke]

My biggest fear is, Dallas offense still sputters. The whole coaching staff gets canned. Dak is still starter next year and KM runs a high flying offense on a different team.
That would be text book 21st century Dallas cowboys.

 

[Runwildboys]

When Chuck Norris................Sorry Zekeats, this is just not gonna work.

 

[Haimerej]

When Kellen Moore makes gravy, he uses equal parts flour and oil.

 

[jchap]

What happened to the play Kellen Moore designed for the receivers? It went over their heads.

 

[Floatyworm]

Kellen Moore's offense was so complicated...not even Dak Prescott could understand it. So he simplified it.

 

[visionary]

With all these Kellen Moore posts about him being the savior and all I figured it be a good time to break out the funnies.

When Kellen Moore does pushups he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.

Moore was able to do 20 reps with the weight of the entire earth but crumbled on day 1 under the weight of Garrett's stupidity

 

[Big_D]

The Boogeyman checks under the bed for Kellen Moore!

 

[cowboyec]

Kellen Moore taught Bigfoot how to throw a football.

 

[Roadtrip635]

Kellen Moore is so smart, Stephen Hawking used to text him for answers to the universe.

 

[sunalsorises]

These are just recycled Jason Witten facts.

Jason Witten doesn’t run routes. The routes run to him.

 

[Roadtrip635]

Kellen Moore is so smart, he created the Internet, but he's so humble he let Al Gore take all the credit.

 

[408Cowboy]

These are just recycled Jason Witten facts.

Jason Witten doesn’t run routes. The routes run to him.

That's why they're always short

 

[Birdgang]

Oh man ... Please no Moore of these jokes

 

[dogunwo]

Oh man ... Please no Moore of these jokes

I see what you did there

 

[Oz-of-Cowboy-Country]

Why would Kellen Moore make a great director?

Because we've already laughed at his play.

 

[Oz-of-Cowboy-Country]

Why did Kellen stay at the base of the mountain. Cause Garrett wouldn't let him take the- hike.

 

[Oz-of-Cowboy-Country]

Why does Kellen have nails in his pocket? Because he doesn't know how to use the clipboard.

 

[Oz-of-Cowboy-Country]

Why does Kellen Moore always wear the same pants? Cause he can't get his balls out of the pocket.