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silvrNblue

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Didn't they just sign a DT? I came in late here and may be missing your point, but I think they just signed a guy weighing 305.
YES they did, but clapper has plans to replace that so and so water boy who weighed in at just over 380, said he was to slow getting him his Avian between claps...
 

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I'm not guaranteeing a win but this game is absolutely the make or break game of the season.

And no matter what, getting our starting OTs, WRs and Byron Jones back will guarantee a better show than the Jets game wipeout.
 

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I'm not guaranteeing a win but this game is absolutely the make or break game of the season.

And no matter what, getting our starting OTs, WRs and Byron Jones back will guarantee a better show than the Jets game wipeout.
I applaud your sticking power Kaiser... I just don't see it happening, maybe I'm wrong, but the if the kick in the teeth GB gave them @ home couldn't get them fired up to stop whining and acting like pee wee warner players, I doubt anything will at this point.
 

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I applaud your sticking power Kaiser... I just don't see it happening, maybe I'm wrong, but the if the kick in the teeth GB gave them @ home couldn't get them fired up to stop whining and acting like pee wee warner players, I doubt anything will at this point.

That's the big question IMO. And Dallas played well in their first five games, but NO on the road is tough and the GB game was lopsided on the scoreboard but it was more about every break going against Dallas. The Jets game was a nightmare but every team does that at some point, the Packers did it the week before the played us.

The question is whether its a trend or an aberration.
 

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I guarentee:

1) Conner Williams will be flagged for holding.
2) Conner Williams will give up a sack.
3) Witten will catch a six yard pass on 3rd and eight.
4) Heath will miss a tackle.
5) Hill will be inactive.
6) Dak will over throw a open wide receiver.
7) Cooper will drop a pass.
8) Zeke will do his feed me thing after a 12 yard run.
9) Garrett will clap after a turnover.
10) Maher will miss an extra point.
11) T.Smith will have a false start.
12) Dak will hold the ball too long and get sacked.
13) Awuzie will get flagged for pass interference.
14) Dak will throw an interception.
15) Quinn will get another sack.

All of that and we still win.
 

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Cowboys are the better team, so you're not really going out on a limb. just been stepping on our own toes
 

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Prediction Time:

Ok wow this one is a tough call because both teams suck so predicting a winner won't be easy and I'll still not sure who I like as of right now. The Cowboys are really banged up and even if Smith and Collins play it still doesn't guarantee anything plus Cooper looks to be out (huge loss). Now as far as the Cowboys defense goes, um what defense? The Jets who were last in every possible offensive category torched the Cowboy's defense last week which was extremely embarrassing. As far as the Eagles go they're not much better. Their defense is just as pathetic as the Cowboys and Kurt Cousin ripped them apart last week. So with that being said what gives? If the Cowboys lose Garrett is done (should have been fired at halftime against the Jets) if they win they're still in first place in an awful division. Now there is one thing that the Cowboys have going for them Dak Prescott dominates the NFC East and the Eagles but in the end I think it will come down to a Brett Maher chip shot field goal attempt. Sorry folks wide right.

Eagles 24
Cowboys 23
Hey coach, are you from the old Cowboys fan forum. With the Big D. Lol you know what I mean if you are
 

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Didn't they just sign a DT? I came in late here and may be missing your point, but I think they just signed a guy weighing 305.
ya ok,, not the right move,, no Dt on the street available.
Better talent available through trade, or raiding PS hides.
ATP... at this point
 

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Hey coach, are you from the old Cowboys fan forum. With the Big D. Lol you know what I mean if you are

I am from dc.com way back in the day and I do remember your screen name! Anyways hows it going been a long time!
 

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I am from dc.com way back in the day and I do remember your screen name! Anyways hows it going been a long time!
I get all the love, but can You play 1 tech,, if so,, mucho hugs and kisses
 

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I guarentee:

1) Conner Williams will be flagged for holding.
2) Conner Williams will give up a sack.
3) Witten will catch a six yard pass on 3rd and eight.
4) Heath will miss a tackle.
5) Hill will be inactive.
6) Dak will over throw a open wide receiver.
7) Cooper will drop a pass.
8) Zeke will do his feed me thing after a 12 yard run.
9) Garrett will clap after a turnover.
10) Maher will miss an extra point.
11) T.Smith will have a false start.
12) Dak will hold the ball too long and get sacked.
13) Awuzie will get flagged for pass interference.
14) Dak will throw an interception.
15) Quinn will get another sack.

All of that and we still win.

Ummmmmm yup I think that covers it all with one exception, Cowboys find a way to blow it and lose!
 

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Ok. I guarantee this... within 5 minutes after a win Sunday night someone on this board will proclaim the Cowboys are headed to the super bowl.

I doubt I'll be able to wait 5 whole minutes.
 

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Hey coach, are you from the old Cowboys fan forum. With the Big D. Lol you know what I mean if you are


Somehow I don't think that came out quite the way you intended it to! At least I hope you didn't!
 

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I expect it will be a shoot out, rather than low scoring game.
 

CoachD

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That's about as much a shark as Heath is a true safety.


Ummmmm ok! I've seen some huge channel catfish in my day but that is by far (and there's not even a close second) the biggest ever! has to be a world record!
 

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I know that all of the writers except one at BTB blog is picking the eagles to win
 
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