10 reasons why Dallas will lose Saturday

[Vintage]

wow what a great thread?

Anything else we should sulk and complain about.

This has been the worst week leading to a playoff game ever. Terrible.

The city of Dallas stinks, the whole dfw area stinks, the local dfw media stinks and this type of thread stinks.

No us against them type attitude at all. Terrible. Its more like when we lose....this and that.

I am so dissapointed in this city and this attitude. I thought when I moved here people actually cared about the team and really got into it. Sadly enough I am not even sure half the city knows there is a game this week. I really think some people think we already lost and the season is over.

Might have something to do with losing to 2-13 Detroit last week.

Might have something to do with getting absolutely embarrassed the past several weeks defensively.

I am not sure we even have a football team right now; much less a playoff game.

 

[stealth]

 

[The30YardSlant]

This thread dropped my IQ about 8 points. Thanks

 

[theebs]

Might have something to do with losing to 2-13 Detroit last week.

Might have something to do with getting absolutely embarrassed the past several weeks defensively.

I am not sure we even have a football team right now; much less a playoff game.

Other cities rise up with their team and get behind them and believe.

Here they fire everyone and quit on the team and worry about the mavericks.

Makes me sick.

 

[MetalHead]

Might have something to do with losing to 2-13 Detroit last week.

Might have something to do with getting absolutely embarrassed the past several weeks defensively.

I am not sure we even have a football team right now; much less a playoff game.

Exactly.
I call it as I see it.
I'm happy when they win,and not so happy when they lose,depending on how and to who they lose.
Last sunday's loss was unacceptable.
If listening to what Kitna had to say doesn't open your eyes to what's been going on,then you will find my posts offensive.

 

[McCordsville Cowboy]

This thread dropped my IQ about 8 points. Thanks

Are you in the negatives now?

 

[CanadianCowboysFan]

Are you in the negatives now?

What is the normal IQ for Aggies anyway?

 

[lane]

What is the normal IQ for Aggies anyway?

mine is around 124 and i'm an aggie fan.

 

[CanadianCowboysFan]

mine is around 124 and i'm an aggie fan.

Every once in a while I see an Aggie game on TBS and always wondered if those soldier boys are real or pretend soldiers. Do they get automatic commisions in the US Army?

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Every once in a while I see an Aggie game on TBS and always wondered if those soldier boys are real or pretend soldiers. Do they get automatic commisions in the US Army?

they're ROTC, nothing special, almost about every Uni has 'em

 

[Bob Sacamano]

mine is around 124 and i'm an aggie fan.

you're the exception

 

[lane]

Every once in a while I see an Aggie game on TBS and always wondered if those soldier boys are real or pretend soldiers. Do they get automatic commisions in the US Army?

wikipedia texas a&m university talks about the corp of cadets.

 

[peplaw06]

My 10 reasons why the Cowboys will lose.

10) The refs reverse the Super Bowl jobbing from last season.
9) The offensive line comes down with food poisoning from the sushi buffet the night before in Seattle.
8) Pete Hunter intercepts 14 passes in his first game action in 2 years.
7) Terrell Owens misses the game while looking for a Sharpie in downtown Seattle.
6) Bill Parcells is hit by a fish in Pike's Market and is in a coma during the game.
5) Mike Holmgren shaves his moustache before the game, freaking out the entire Cowboys roster.
4) Carrie Underwood sings the National Anthem. Every time Tony Romo crosses the 50 yard line, he shows us his "Oh Face" and fumbles the ball.
3) Jerry Jones' punches Paul Allen in the face before the game, and the refs make Dallas forfeit.
2) DeMarcus Ware gets a call from Nick Saban asking Ware to retire from the Cowboys after two seasons and come be his LB coach. Ware, anxious to get back to Alabama and the college town atmosphere, accepts.
1) Tony Romo is assassinated by StarAmongStars before the game. SAS is arrested shouting "Bledsoe!!! Bledsoe!!!"

 

[the kid 05]

--snip--

you like Pantera and are this negative? go knock back a 12 pack and come back here and stop being so crabby

 

[Rampage]

Every once in a while I see an Aggie game on TBS and always wondered if those soldier boys are real or pretend soldiers. Do they get automatic commisions in the US Army?

don't be jealous mountie boy

 

[the kid 05]

My 10 reasons why the Cowboys will lose.

10) The refs reverse the Super Bowl jobbing from last season.
9) The offensive line comes down with food poisoning from the sushi buffet the night before in Seattle.
8) Pete Hunter intercepts 14 passes in his first game action in 2 years.
7) Terrell Owens misses the game while looking for a Sharpie in downtown Seattle.
6) Bill Parcells is hit by a fish in Pike's Market and is in a coma during the game.
5) Mike Holmgren shaves his moustache before the game, freaking out the entire Cowboys roster.
4) Carrie Underwood sings the National Anthem. Every time Tony Romo crosses the 50 yard line, he shows us his "Oh Face" and fumbles the ball.
3) Jerry Jones' punches Paul Allen in the face before the game, and the refs make Dallas forfeit.
2) DeMarcus Ware gets a call from Nick Saban asking Ware to retire from the Cowboys after two seasons and come be his LB coach. Ware, anxious to get back to Alabama and the college town atmosphere, accepts.
1) Tony Romo is assassinated by StarAmongStars before the game. SAS is arrested shouting "Bledsoe!!! Bledsoe!!!"

Number 6 might help us

 

[cowboyed]

Um, if you are going to be a butthead, at least use the right word preposition, we are north "of" the USA, not north "to" the USA.

I would love to respond in kind but you see attacks on other posters based on where they live are not allowed.

CanadianCowboysFan, you appear to be a great fan and you live in an awesome country. Canadians on the whole are good and generous people and most of them are well educated. Sad to see some posters in this forum have no class or intelligence and can't respect fans different than them especially if they have an opposing opinion.

It makes me feel proud when people outside our country embrace the Dallas Cowboys and the sport of football. I don't care who you are, where you come from, what you do, what you look like, you are a brother or sister of the Star.

International fans add value to this board and forums in general.

 

[Rampage]

My 10 reasons why the Cowboys will lose.

10) The refs reverse the Super Bowl jobbing from last season.
9) The offensive line comes down with food poisoning from the sushi buffet the night before in Seattle.
8) Pete Hunter intercepts 14 passes in his first game action in 2 years.
7) Terrell Owens misses the game while looking for a Sharpie in downtown Seattle.
6) Bill Parcells is hit by a fish in Pike's Market and is in a coma during the game.
5) Mike Holmgren shaves his moustache before the game, freaking out the entire Cowboys roster.
4) Carrie Underwood sings the National Anthem. Every time Tony Romo crosses the 50 yard line, he shows us his "Oh Face" and fumbles the ball.
3) Jerry Jones' punches Paul Allen in the face before the game, and the refs make Dallas forfeit.
2) DeMarcus Ware gets a call from Nick Saban asking Ware to retire from the Cowboys after two seasons and come be his LB coach. Ware, anxious to get back to Alabama and the college town atmosphere, accepts.
1) Tony Romo is assassinated by StarAmongStars before the game. SAS is arrested shouting "Bledsoe!!! Bledsoe!!!"

:laugh2: :laugh1: great post

 

[Seahawks Maniac]

My 10 reasons why the Cowboys will lose.

10) The refs reverse the Super Bowl jobbing from last season.
9) The offensive line comes down with food poisoning from the sushi buffet the night before in Seattle.
8) Pete Hunter intercepts 14 passes in his first game action in 2 years.
7) Terrell Owens misses the game while looking for a Sharpie in downtown Seattle.
6) Bill Parcells is hit by a fish in Pike's Market and is in a coma during the game.
5) Mike Holmgren shaves his moustache before the game, freaking out the entire Cowboys roster.
4) Carrie Underwood sings the National Anthem. Every time Tony Romo crosses the 50 yard line, he shows us his "Oh Face" and fumbles the ball.
3) Jerry Jones' punches Paul Allen in the face before the game, and the refs make Dallas forfeit.
2) DeMarcus Ware gets a call from Nick Saban asking Ware to retire from the Cowboys after two seasons and come be his LB coach. Ware, anxious to get back to Alabama and the college town atmosphere, accepts.
1) Tony Romo is assassinated by StarAmongStars before the game. SAS is arrested shouting "Bledsoe!!! Bledsoe!!!"

Haha, that was my favorite.

 

[The30YardSlant]

Are you in the negatives now?

You're funny