5 straight goal-to-go failures

[Zman5]

I hope you're joking.

You mean like how you are always joking? Or was it you are always the joke? LOL.

No. Even with Cowboys sucking really bad last week, the Chargers offense looks like it isn't much better than our offense so far.

NFL Team Points per Play​

More Team Stats...

Date: 9/28/2023

Rank	Team	2023	Last 3	Last 1	Home	Away	2022
1	Miami	0.660	0.660	0.986	0.986	0.476	0.397
2	Seattle	0.473	0.473	0.521	0.427	0.552	0.388
3	San Francisco	0.455	0.455	0.385	0.385	0.500	0.424
4	Green Bay	0.449	0.449	0.254	0.254	0.579	0.352
5	Buffalo	0.440	0.440	0.569	0.514	0.398	0.426
6	Arizona	0.421	0.421	0.528	0.496	0.276	0.297
7	LA Chargers	0.420	0.420	0.438	0.447	0.403	0.344
8	Dallas	0.404	0.404	0.213	0.361	0.431	0.410
9	Philadelphia	0.393	0.393	0.321	0.453	0.360	0.435
10	Kansas City	0.388	0.388	0.547	0.445	0.266	0.456
11	Denver	0.385	0.385	0.339	0.408	0.339	0.266
12	Detroit	0.364	0.364	0.313	0

 

[MountaineerCowboy]

You mean like how you are always joking? Or was it you are always the joke? LOL.

No. Even with Cowboys sucking really bad last week, the Chargers offense looks like it isn't much better than our offense so far.

NFL Team Points per Play​

More Team Stats...

Date: 9/28/2023

Rank	Team	2023	Last 3	Last 1	Home	Away	2022
1	Miami	0.660	0.660	0.986	0.986	0.476	0.397
2	Seattle	0.473	0.473	0.521	0.427	0.552	0.388
3	San Francisco	0.455	0.455	0.385	0.385	0.500	0.424
4	Green Bay	0.449	0.449	0.254	0.254	0.579	0.352
5	Buffalo	0.440	0.440	0.569	0.514	0.398	0.426
6	Arizona	0.421	0.421	0.528	0.496	0.276	0.297
7	LA Chargers	0.420	0.420	0.438	0.447	0.403	0.344
8	Dallas	0.404	0.404	0.213	0.361	0.431	0.410
9	Philadelphia	0.393	0.393	0.321	0.453	0.360	0.435
10	Kansas City	0.388	0.388	0.547	0.445	0.266	0.456
11	Denver	0.385	0.385	0.339	0.408	0.339	0.266
12	Detroit	0.364	0.364	0.313	0

Ugh.

Dak over Dallas fans are the worst.

 

[CowboysFaninHouston]

Ugh.

Dak over Dallas fans are the worst.

Bash Dak over Dallas fans are worser

 

[Zman5]

Ugh.

Dak over Dallas fans are the worst.

Not as bad as Eagirls fans pretending to be a Cowboys fan.

 

[MountaineerCowboy]

Not as bad as Eagirls fans pretending to be a Cowboys fan.

If I was an Eagles fan you think you can't stand me now you'd really not be able to stand me.

Seeing as how they win, don't choke, have a better QB, owner, and coach.

Ya'll should thank your lucky stars I'm not an Eagles fan.

 

[NotForLong]

If I was an Eagles fan you think you can't stand me now you'd really not be able to stand me.

Seeing as how they win, don't choke, have a better QB, owner, and coach.

Ya'll should thank your lucky stars I'm not an Eagles fan.

They are psychotic . . . They have convinced themselves that therr are Eagle Fans on here wasting their time

 

[MountaineerCowboy]

They are psychotic . . . They have convinced themselves that therr are Eagle Fans on here wasting their time

Yup.

There aren't Eagles fans here talking crap.

If they were then they would just own everyone here because us Cowboys fans have nothing to stand on compared to the Eagles right now.

 

[Zman5]

If I was an Eagles fan you think you can't stand me now you'd really not be able to stand me.

Seeing as how they win, don't choke, have a better QB, owner, and coach.

Ya'll should thank your lucky stars I'm not an Eagles fan.

Yeh you sound more like those delusional nutjobs posting on Extremeskins.com.

 

[MountaineerCowboy]

Yeh you sound more like those delusional nutjobs posting on Extremeskins.com.

I owned you so hard that you switched my favorite teams.

 

[Zman5]

I owned you so hard that you switched my favorite teams.

Wut? Are you like 11 years old? LOL.

 

[MountaineerCowboy]

Wut? Are you like 11 years old? LOL.

Says the person that goes by the logic of "If you think Dak sucks you must not be a Cowboys fan!"

 

[Zman5]

Says the person that goes by the logic of "If you think Dak sucks you must not be a Cowboys fan!"

In your case, it's more than just "Dak sucks" mantra.
Your whole existence revolves around Dak. Pretty pathetic really.
Dak lives in your head. Rent free.

 

[MountaineerCowboy]

In your case, it's more than just "Dak sucks" mantra.
Your whole existence revolves around Dak. Pretty pathetic really.
Dak lives in your head. Rent free.

And I live in yours.

So what?

 

[Zman5]

And I live in yours.

So what?

Says the guy who's post consists of 99% "Dak sucks" garbage.
That's about 98.5% more than most posters on this forum.

 

[MountaineerCowboy]

Says the guy who's post consists of 99% "Dak sucks" garbage.
That's about 98.5% more than most posters on this forum.

How would you know unless you're obsessed with me?

 

[Zman5]

How would you know unless you're obsessed with me?

When I see garbage littered all over the road, I can see it and smell it. It doesn't mean I'm obsessed with garbage.

It seems like it's you who have an obsession. Obsession with Dak. Are you trying to tell us something?
Not that there is anything wrong with it.

 

[MountaineerCowboy]

When I see garbage littered all over the road, I can see it and smell it. It doesn't mean I'm obsessed with garbage.

It seems like it's you who have an obsession. Obsession with Dak. Are you trying to tell us something?
Not that there is anything wrong with it.

I take your exact garbage analogy and apply it to Dak.

I can smell it and see it, but it doesn't mean I'm obsessed with garbage (Dak).

 

[Rockport]

We had the #1 red zone offense last year, but y’all wanted Moore gone.

You reap what you sow.

How’s Moore doing?

 

[MountaineerCowboy]

How’s Moore doing?

Running a much better Red Zone offense than McCarthy.

That's how Moores doing.

 

[Zman5]

I take your exact garbage analogy and apply it to Dak.

I can smell it and see it, but it doesn't mean I'm obsessed with garbage (Dak).

I'm pretty sure I didn't mention Dak in that sentence. Yet you want to bring Dak into the convo.
It's obvious you love mentioning Dak's name any way you can. As I said before, are you trying to tell us something about yourself and the feeling you have for Dak? LOL.