A few facts about Ty law...

[trickblue]

Who knows what evil lies in the hearts of men? The shadow knows. But only because Ty Law told him.

Osama Bin Laden is not hiding, he was tackled by Ty Law… HARD… and was shot into middle earth.

Ty Law does not lift weights, weights rise before Ty Law.

 

[silver]

Ty Law once rode a tank
Held a general's rank
When the blitzkrieg raged
And the bodies stank

 

[silver]

So if you meet Ty Law
Have some courtesy
Have some sympathy, and some taste

Use all your well-learned politesse
Or Ty Law'll lay your soul to waste, um yeah

 

[trickblue]

All your base are belong to Ty law...

 

[DallasDW00ds0n]

ty law sucks now

 

[superpunk]

Ty Law sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and
unparalleled nose for INTs. Shortly after the transaction was finalized,
Ty roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The
devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.

 

[CowboysFan02]

Yep and this is just going to piss off Mr. Norris. I would watch out Trick.

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Poor TB. hno:

 

[ABQCOWBOY]

Ty Law sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and
unparalleled nose for INTs. Shortly after the transaction was finalized,
Ty roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The
devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.

LOL....

Sounds like a Robert Johnson Cross Roads story.

 

[trickblue]

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Poor TB. hno:

He will miss... trickblue has eyes in the back of his head...

funny though!

 

[Cbz40]

Thanks TB I needed the laugh.

 

[blindzebra]

He will miss... trickblue has eyes in the back of his head...

funny though!

That is not a perch, but a ninja fighting fish, that Trick throws with deadly accuracy, much like Bledstud the deadly down field assassin.

 

[trickblue]

That is not a perch, but a ninja fighting fish, that Trick throws with deadly accuracy, much like Bledstud the deadly down field assassin.

FEAR THE FISH... you have been warned...

 

[ABQCOWBOY]

much like Bledstud the deadly down field assassin.

 

[Rick_Deckard]

When Ty Law falls in water, Ty Law doesn't get wet. Water gets Ty Law.

The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Ty Law out. It failed miserably.

Ty Law can hit you so hard that he can actually alter your DNA. Decades from now your descendants will occasionally clutch their heads and yell "What The Heck was That?"

Ty Law CAN believe it's not butter.

The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Ty Law has been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.

Nobody doesn't like Sara Lee. Except Ty Law.

The show Survivor had the original premise of putting people on an island with Ty Law. There were no survivors, and nobody is brave enough to go to the island to retrieve the footage.

You know how they say if you die in your dream then you will die in real life? In actuality, if you dream of death then Ty Law will find you and kill you.

Ty Law has a deep and abiding respect for human life... unless it gets in his way.

When Ty Law does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.

Simply by pulling on both ends, Ty Law can stretch diamonds back into coal.

Ty Law proved that we are alone in the universe. We weren't before his first space expedition.

If at first you don't succeed, you're not Ty Law.

Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every dead man, there is Ty Law.

There is endless debate about the existence of the human soul. Well it does exist, and Ty Law finds it delicious.

Do you know why Baskin Robbins only has 31 flavors? Because Ty Law doesn't like ***** Ripple.

Ty Law was what Willis was talkin' about.

Google won't search for Ty Law because it knows you don't find Ty Law, he finds you.

Ty Law can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.

Ty Law can judge a book by its cover.

As President Roosevelt said: "We have nothing to fear but fear itself. And Ty Law."

Ty Law is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

When Bruce Banner gets mad, he turns into the Hulk. When the Hulk gets mad, he turns into Ty Law.

Sticks and stones may break your bones, but a Ty Law glare will liquefy your kidneys.

Ty Law got his drivers license at the age of 16. Seconds.

Maslow's theory of higher needs does not apply to Ty Law. He only has two needs: hitting people and finding people to hit.

The truth will set you free. Unless Ty Law has you, in which case, forget it buddy!

Ty Law doesnt wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.

When Ty Law does division, there are no remainders.

The phrase 'dead ringer' refers to someone who sits behind Ty Law in a movie theater and forgets to turn their cell phone off.

The only sure things are Death and Taxes…and when Ty Law goes to work for the IRS, they'll be the same thing.

 

[superpunk]

That is not a perch, but a ninja fighting fish, that Trick throws with deadly accuracy, much like Bledstud the deadly down field assassin.

 

[Cbz40]

The ninja fighting fish is not to be confused withe the Siamese fighting fish or the piranha...

 

[Bledsoe4MVP]

That is not a perch, but a ninja fighting fish, that Trick throws with deadly accuracy, much like Bledstud the deadly down field assassin.

Now your learnin!

 

[adbutcher]

 

[Nors]

Jets to pay Law well, but deal likely only for one season
Aug. 11, 2005
By Clark Judge
CBS SportsLine.com Senior Writer
Tell Clark your opinion!





The seven-year contract that cornerback Ty Law signed with the New York Jets is really nothing more than a one-year commitment -- but one that will pay Law at least $3.5 million and could net him as much as $7.5 million.

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Now that Snap, Crackle and Pop are gone I can't make a joke about Ty Law being bigger than our LB'S!
A copy of the contract reveals that Law will earn $2.5 million in base pay this year with a $1 million roster bonus. While Law has a chance to earn another $4.5 million in incentives, it won't be easy -- with a $2 million payout if he plays 60 percent of the snaps and the Jets win the Super Bowl.

There was no signing bonus, but the entire $2.5 million in this year's salary was advanced to Law in one payment, documents indicated.

The contract averages $8.755 million over two years and $7.173 million over three, and that's the good news for Law. The bad is that it's unlikely the contract will last beyond this season.

If you look closely you notice that an $11 million option is included, with the Jets required to make a decision by March 5, 2006. If they exercise the option, they're required to make payments of $916,667 every month from March 31, 2006 to Feb. 28, 2007 -- and it's almost certain that will not happen.

Also included is a provision that would guarantee $3 million of his 2006 salary -- a base payment of $4 million -- if Law plays 75 percent of this year's snaps. As a starting cornerback, Law is almost certain to play that much -- provided, of course, that he doesn't suffer another injury.

"What I don't get about this contract," said one NFC executive, "is that the Jets weren't negotiating against anyone. There was no offer out there for Law."

Law last year started the first seven games for New England before bowing out with a broken foot. He underwent surgery to repair ligament damage and, before checking in with the Jets, worked out for Detroit and Jacksonville -- neither of whom made him an offer.

 

[silver]

"What I don't get about this contract," said one NFC executive, "is that the Jets weren't negotiating against anyone. There was no offer out there for Law."

this has got to be the work of Lucifer