Alcohol consumption

I Am...…..therefore...….I drink.
Luckily, every time I've been drunk enough to throw away a perfectly good T.V, I've been too drunk to get up and do it.

I know right? I hear people say, "I got drunk and threw my TV out the window!", and I'm like: How the hell do these people get up, lift a TV over their heads and not get brainpanned on the downward slop? I mean, what goes up must come down right? For me, I'd try and lift that sucker and end up wearing it like a Hawaiian Leis. LOL.......
 
Two favorite characters from the Andy Griffith Show, Oatis and Ernest T. Bass. Funny stuff right there.
The actor, Howard Morris, that played Ernest T was always one of my favorites in anything he was in.

Otis was my role model. Later on, I thought about Otis' character and it would have been nice to have his backstory on how he became the town drunk. And where was he when he wasn't in the cell?
 
The actor, Howard Morris, that played Ernest T was always one of my favorites in anything he was in.

Otis was my role model. Later on, I thought about Otis' character and it would have been nice to have his backstory on how he became the town drunk. And where was he when he wasn't in the cell?

LOL.... He was in the Bar Coach.
 
Have you made your appointment for your toothache, LB?

Word of advice, if they give you pain meds, don't do as I did and get all vic'd out and start posting here. Only bad things happen :)
2 weeks time is the earliest I can book any holiday time at work, so I'll make an appointment for then, for now the toothache has settled down and I'm off the strong painkillers (hence why I'm back posting, I learned My lesson about sobriety and posting a while back on the other site).
 

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