Amber Heard is evil

Kevinicus said:
You think Einstein is a beauty?

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Aanyone brave enough to escape from pre WWII Germany is all i need to know, jokes aside.
 
Wonder if Emilia Clarke will get a shot at reprising the Mera character if Heard does get fired? I would not mind seeing the Mother of Dragons become Queen of the Seven Seas.
 
Reverend Conehead said:
Amber Heard may be good looking, but that's her only good quality. She totally abused Johnny Depp in their relationship. This included assaulting him, spreading rumors about him, and stealing from him. He had to go to the emergency room and nearly lost a finger due to her assaults. Of course the stereotype that we grow up with is that a man should never let a woman do this to him or he's wimpy or whatever, but think about it. If he had fought back to defend himself, he totally would have gotten blamed for assault, and he would go to prison. He did the smart thing. He just took it and then got away from her.

Heard claimed that any money she got in their divorce would go to charity. So Depp told her to just name the charity and he would send the money directly there. That shut her up about it. She was totally LYING. She's a criminal thug with gorgeous looks.

I don't care how attractive she is, I would never want anything to do with her. If she showed up at my doorstep in a skimpy outfit begging for sex, I would refuse her. I know that's hypothetical since she's not going to do that, but the point is looks aren't enough. If a woman is a crappy person, no amount of looks can make up for that. She's not even a very good actress. Her acting is at best just barely competent. Heard isn't going to go for me, but she will go for someone. If that dude is smart, he'll tell her to get lost.

There is some good news. She got fired from Aquaman 2 and possibly following movies. That's great! She deserves it. She's a lousy person. Her only good quality is being attractive, and even that won't last. I believe she deserves to be executed by wrecking ball or hydrogen bomb. Okay, I'm exaggerating, but you know what I mean. I hope this terrible person never gets another acting role. I would say I hope she ends up having to work for McDonald's, but I wouldn't want to subject the people working there to her. They're too good for her.
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Uh, no she isn't.
 
I don't care .
Hollywood sucks.
I wouldn't care if it vanished off the face of the earth.
 
Rumor has it Dracula and Heard got into a heated argument. At one point, Heard told Dracula, "Bite me!" Dracula did and instantly burst into flames.

Evil.
 
I believe Amber Heard deserves to be executed by being catapulted into the Grand Canyon or by having a hydrogen bomb dropped on her, whichever is most practical. Either that or we could force her to listen to James Blunt music, but that would probably be cruel and unusual punishment.
 
Reverend Conehead said:
I believe Amber Heard deserves to be executed by being catapulted into the Grand Canyon or by having a hydrogen bomb dropped on her, whichever is most practical. Either that or we could force her to listen to James Blunt music, but that would probably be cruel and unusual punishment.
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Hey some guys like the girl with that "eye" lol..think Depp is one too. Didn't he mess with Winona Ryder too, she's got the crazy eyes as well.
 
Amber Heard auditioned for the title role of Netflix's Chilling Adventures of Sabrina. Satan was a judge during the casting auditions. He told the show's producers he had to recuse himself in Heard's case. The producers asked why. Satan answered, "It is a conflict of interest. She is perfect for Sabrina but it would not be fair if I gave my approval of the role for my daughter."

Evil.
 
DallasEast said:
Amber Heard auditioned for the title role of Netflix's Chilling Adventures of Sabrina. Satan was a judge during the casting auditions. He told the show's producers he had to recuse himself in Heard's case. The producers asked why. Satan answered, "It is a conflict of interest. She is perfect for Sabrina but it would not be fair if I gave my approval of the role for my daughter."

Evil.
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Maybe we should send Rebecca Lobo after her!
 
A category five hurricane was barreling down on the Bahamas during Amber Heard's vacation there. She looked in the hurricane's direction, flashed her gorgeous smile, and *poof*! The storm evaporated.

Evil.
 
Reverend Conehead said:
Amber Heard may be good looking, but that's her only good quality. She totally abused Johnny Depp in their relationship. This included assaulting him, spreading rumors about him, and stealing from him. He had to go to the emergency room and nearly lost a finger due to her assaults. Of course the stereotype that we grow up with is that a man should never let a woman do this to him or he's wimpy or whatever, but think about it. If he had fought back to defend himself, he totally would have gotten blamed for assault, and he would go to prison. He did the smart thing. He just took it and then got away from her.

Heard claimed that any money she got in their divorce would go to charity. So Depp told her to just name the charity and he would send the money directly there. That shut her up about it. She was totally LYING. She's a criminal thug with gorgeous looks.

I don't care how attractive she is, I would never want anything to do with her. If she showed up at my doorstep in a skimpy outfit begging for sex, I would refuse her. I know that's hypothetical since she's not going to do that, but the point is looks aren't enough. If a woman is a crappy person, no amount of looks can make up for that. She's not even a very good actress. Her acting is at best just barely competent. Heard isn't going to go for me, but she will go for someone. If that dude is smart, he'll tell her to get lost.

There is some good news. She got fired from Aquaman 2 and possibly following movies. That's great! She deserves it. She's a lousy person. Her only good quality is being attractive, and even that won't last. I believe she deserves to be executed by wrecking ball or hydrogen bomb. Okay, I'm exaggerating, but you know what I mean. I hope this terrible person never gets another acting role. I would say I hope she ends up having to work for McDonald's, but I wouldn't want to subject the people working there to her. They're too good for her.
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Johnny, heal and go to a safe place
 
JoeKing said:
Disagree. Like any marriage that fails, the circumstanced change in unpredictable ways and the outcomes are not always deserved.
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Joe King, can we, frenemies, agree that marriage is an outdated institution?
A bloke marries in Texas or calif. And immediately he loses 50% of his wealth and 80% of his freedom.
The only reason to marry is temporary insanity. She will grow old and bitter and cut you off from the good lads at the pub.
Want children? You don't need marriage for that.

This is a good topic.
See my new thread
 
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