Antonio Brown throwing shade at CeeDee Lamb

[CT Dal Fan]

What prison is Antonio Brown in these days ?

He's permanently trapped in the prison that is his own skull. He hasn't been right for years.

 

[DoctorChicken]

There is a list on Reddit of the most interesting things Antonio Brown has done. Some include -

Kicked out of Florida International University after fighting a security guard

• ⁠His second year in the league he took a personal stretch limo to a charity event, had them open every single expensive bottle of wine, rejected it. Refused to pay for it (charity, remember), then left.

• ⁠Drove 100 down McKnight Road in Pittsburgh, which has a 45 MPH speed limit

• ⁠Trashed a condo and threw furniture out a window 14th floor window, which almost hit some people, notably a child

• ⁠Killed a home aquarium full of piranhas and refused to pay the man who installed the tank

• ⁠Refused to play week 17 for the Steelers

• ⁠Dyed his mustache blonde

• ⁠Refused to pay a chef because he thought he threatened him by placing a fish head in the freezer (the fish head was saved to make a soup)

• ⁠Farted on a doctor

• ⁠Demanded a trade from the Steelers

• ⁠Became "Mr. Big Chest"

• ⁠Threw a fit over Juju winning team MVP and trashed him on social media

• ⁠(Allegedly) nixed a trade that would've sent him to the Bills

• ⁠Showed up to Raiders training camp in a hot air balloon

• ⁠Held out and refused to show up to training camp because the NFL would not approve his helmet because it was too old for their safety standards

• ⁠Froze his feet

• ⁠Tried to paint over his old helmet, hoping no one would notice I guess

• ⁠Acquired a newer version of the same model of helmet, which the NFL refused to let him use

• ⁠Picked out a new helmet and finally showed up to the Raiders

• ⁠Got fined by the Raiders for not attending camp

• ⁠Tweeted the fines

• ⁠Tried to fight Mike Mayock, called him a cracker, had to be held back by Vontaze Burfict, then punted a football down the practice field and said "fine me for that"

• ⁠Got fined for that

• ⁠Demanded a release from the Raiders

• ⁠Was released

• ⁠"GRANDMA I’M FREEEEEE! FLY LIKE A FREEEEE!"

• ⁠Made a lot of crazy tweets saying stuff like 'Devil is a lie', a proverb about burning down a village... he made a lot of crazy tweets around this time is the point here

• ⁠Signed with the Patriots

• ⁠Moved in with Tom Brady

• ⁠The sexual assault allegations came out (the one where he got sued)

• ⁠The sexual harassment allegations came out (the one where he did not get sued)

• ⁠Threatened the woman not suing him in a group text that included his lawyer and had a picture of her kids in the text

• ⁠Got released by the Patriots after one week

• ⁠Went off on a tweet storm and said a lot of crazy stuff about a lot of people, and was supportive of people sending threats to the writer of the article detailing the sexual harassment allegations

• ⁠Said he was done with the NFL

• ⁠Went back to college via online classes

• ⁠Tried to outsource his homework to Twitter

• ⁠Wants to come back to the NFL

• ⁠Filed several grievances to try and get more than $40 million from the Raider's and Patriots

• ⁠Was ordered to show up for a deposition regarding trashing the condo

• ⁠Was accused of "reprehensible behavior" during the deposition

• ⁠Said that the Patriots have to pay him anyway, so they might as well let him play

• ⁠Tweeted a couple of bizarre tweets about the Raiders using him for HBO ratings and the Patriots trying to steal his stuff and kept using this weird chicken based metaphor

• ⁠Tried out for the Saints and brought an entourage and film crew to shoot a music video with him when specifically told not to do that

• ⁠Called out Robert Kraft for his “massage session” in Florida

• ⁠Starting training for a boxing match with Logan Paul

• ⁠The attorney representing him in the suit involving the condo quit

• ⁠Used a bunch of slurs and profane language towards cops in an Instagram video he posted

• ⁠A police youth football league cut ties with him and returned a donation after the release of the video saying there was a "irreparable rift" between the department and AB

• ⁠Threw a bag of gummy candy genitals at the cops in a video he posted

• ⁠Got dropped by his agent

• ⁠Was involved in a dispute with movers at his home where he threw rocks at the movers and moving vans

• ⁠Warrant issued for the arrest of AB.

• ⁠AB turns himself in to Broward Country Jail wearing a suit

• ⁠AB announces his retirement (for what I believe is the third time, it's hard to find a good record of the rest of them)

• ⁠Two days later AB wants to play again and is asking for the league to wrap up it's investigation

• ⁠The NFL announces an eight game suspension for AB

• ⁠AB signs with the Buccaneers on a one-year deal

• ⁠Before he signed with the Buccaneers AB was accused of destroying a surveillance camera at a Florida gated community, throwing bike at a security-guard shack, and is not charged because HOA president "feared" retaliation, per police report

• confirmed to have acquired a fake covid-19 card and subsequently suspended for three games

• benched mid game vs the Jets losing by 14 in the 3rd quarter

• Strips off clothes, throwing them into the crowd while celebrating running to the locker room in the middle of the 3rd quarter

• ⁠The night prior to his walk off, AB smuggles a social media influencer (whose claim to fame was licking an airplane toilet seat in an attempt to catch Covid) into the team hotel for a date

• ⁠Exposed himself to other guests at a hotel pool in Dubai.

 

[805BoysInBlue]

Homoeroticism is the expression or depiction of sexual or romantic attraction, desire, or tension between people of the same sex.

Whoa Vicky is a rapper

 

[Ranching]

You guys mind if I call him Vicky from now on?

I call you worse....so, go ahead

 

[Ranching]

Maybe, he knows CeeDee and he's just messing with him, like many guys do...

 

[KingCorcoran]

So....remind me again where Antonio Brown is playing these days. Yeah, nowhere. Go away JB!

It’s actually pretty sad. I doubt he was emotionally stable prior to playing football.

 

[CT Dal Fan]

There is a list on Reddit of the most interesting things Antonio Brown has done. Some include -

Kicked out of Florida International University after fighting a security guard

• ⁠His second year in the league he took a personal stretch limo to a charity event, had them open every single expensive bottle of wine, rejected it. Refused to pay for it (charity, remember), then left.

• ⁠Drove 100 down McKnight Road in Pittsburgh, which has a 45 MPH speed limit

• ⁠Trashed a condo and threw furniture out a window 14th floor window, which almost hit some people, notably a child

• ⁠Killed a home aquarium full of piranhas and refused to pay the man who installed the tank

• ⁠Refused to play week 17 for the Steelers

• ⁠Dyed his mustache blonde

• ⁠Refused to pay a chef because he thought he threatened him by placing a fish head in the freezer (the fish head was saved to make a soup)

• ⁠Farted on a doctor

• ⁠Demanded a trade from the Steelers

• ⁠Became "Mr. Big Chest"

• ⁠Threw a fit over Juju winning team MVP and trashed him on social media

• ⁠(Allegedly) nixed a trade that would've sent him to the Bills

• ⁠Showed up to Raiders training camp in a hot air balloon

• ⁠Held out and refused to show up to training camp because the NFL would not approve his helmet because it was too old for their safety standards

• ⁠Froze his feet

• ⁠Tried to paint over his old helmet, hoping no one would notice I guess

• ⁠Acquired a newer version of the same model of helmet, which the NFL refused to let him use

• ⁠Picked out a new helmet and finally showed up to the Raiders

• ⁠Got fined by the Raiders for not attending camp

• ⁠Tweeted the fines

• ⁠Tried to fight Mike Mayock, called him a cracker, had to be held back by Vontaze Burfict, then punted a football down the practice field and said "fine me for that"

• ⁠Got fined for that

• ⁠Demanded a release from the Raiders

• ⁠Was released

• ⁠"GRANDMA I’M FREEEEEE! FLY LIKE A FREEEEE!"

• ⁠Made a lot of crazy tweets saying stuff like 'Devil is a lie', a proverb about burning down a village... he made a lot of crazy tweets around this time is the point here

• ⁠Signed with the Patriots

• ⁠Moved in with Tom Brady

• ⁠The sexual assault allegations came out (the one where he got sued)

• ⁠The sexual harassment allegations came out (the one where he did not get sued)

• ⁠Threatened the woman not suing him in a group text that included his lawyer and had a picture of her kids in the text

• ⁠Got released by the Patriots after one week

• ⁠Went off on a tweet storm and said a lot of crazy stuff about a lot of people, and was supportive of people sending threats to the writer of the article detailing the sexual harassment allegations

• ⁠Said he was done with the NFL

• ⁠Went back to college via online classes

• ⁠Tried to outsource his homework to Twitter

• ⁠Wants to come back to the NFL

• ⁠Filed several grievances to try and get more than $40 million from the Raider's and Patriots

• ⁠Was ordered to show up for a deposition regarding trashing the condo

• ⁠Was accused of "reprehensible behavior" during the deposition

• ⁠Said that the Patriots have to pay him anyway, so they might as well let him play

• ⁠Tweeted a couple of bizarre tweets about the Raiders using him for HBO ratings and the Patriots trying to steal his stuff and kept using this weird chicken based metaphor

• ⁠Tried out for the Saints and brought an entourage and film crew to shoot a music video with him when specifically told not to do that

• ⁠Called out Robert Kraft for his “massage session” in Florida

• ⁠Starting training for a boxing match with Logan Paul

• ⁠The attorney representing him in the suit involving the condo quit

• ⁠Used a bunch of slurs and profane language towards cops in an Instagram video he posted

• ⁠A police youth football league cut ties with him and returned a donation after the release of the video saying there was a "irreparable rift" between the department and AB

• ⁠Threw a bag of gummy candy genitals at the cops in a video he posted

• ⁠Got dropped by his agent

• ⁠Was involved in a dispute with movers at his home where he threw rocks at the movers and moving vans

• ⁠Warrant issued for the arrest of AB.

• ⁠AB turns himself in to Broward Country Jail wearing a suit

• ⁠AB announces his retirement (for what I believe is the third time, it's hard to find a good record of the rest of them)

• ⁠Two days later AB wants to play again and is asking for the league to wrap up it's investigation

• ⁠The NFL announces an eight game suspension for AB

• ⁠AB signs with the Buccaneers on a one-year deal

• ⁠Before he signed with the Buccaneers AB was accused of destroying a surveillance camera at a Florida gated community, throwing bike at a security-guard shack, and is not charged because HOA president "feared" retaliation, per police report

• confirmed to have acquired a fake covid-19 card and subsequently suspended for three games

• benched mid game vs the Jets losing by 14 in the 3rd quarter

• Strips off clothes, throwing them into the crowd while celebrating running to the locker room in the middle of the 3rd quarter

• ⁠The night prior to his walk off, AB smuggles a social media influencer (whose claim to fame was licking an airplane toilet seat in an attempt to catch Covid) into the team hotel for a date

• ⁠Exposed himself to other guests at a hotel pool in Dubai.

If there was ever an official checklist for being a menace to society, this is as close as it gets.

 

[XXLMike]

AB is a shoe in HOF WR - he has a soapbox to stand on.
CD is still incomplete.

PFR HOF Monitor: 104.48 (15th among WR, average HOF WR is 101.73)
AB in case you needed proof.

 

[Risen Star]

You guys think teams will start to back off doubling George Pickens and roll coverage over to Vicky Lamb?

 

[CT Dal Fan]

AB is a shoe in HOF WR - he has a soapbox to stand on.
CD is still incomplete.

PFR HOF Monitor: 104.48 (15th among WR, average HOF WR is 101.73)
AB in case you needed proof.

Who on the Hall of Fame selection committee is voting Antonio Brown? What would that Gold Jacket ceremony speech sound like?

AB is a festering boil on the NFL brand. The league would be better off if everyone just forgot about him.

 

[Bagman]

Dear Antonio, CeeDee is now already better than you ever were. Go away and be irrelevant like you should be