Anybody Seen Gimmetheball?

[LandryFan]

Locked up in the Farmers Branch jail.

A distinct possibility.

 

[SilverStarCowboy]

A good pair of boots half gone a long way.

 

[LandryFan]

On the other hand, there's another well known poster who hasn't posted lately that I can't imagine anyone misses and the world seems like a better place. I hope this doesn't mean I'm the one who misses him.

His handle escapes me at the moment and I probably shouldn't name him anyway.

I know of whom you speak!

 

[DallasEast]

I told him several times that bowtie would be the death of him. There aren't many statistics on self-strangulation by bowtie but it is a deadly threat that kills 1 person in 7 billion people every year.

 

[BotchedLobotomy]

I told him several times that bowtie would be the death of him. There aren't many statistics on self-strangulation by bowtie but it is a deadly threat that kills 1 person in 7 billion people every year.

I like the odds, I think I am going to go with the bowtie look.

 

[DallasEast]

I like the odds, I think I am going to go with the bowtie look.

Godspeed by friend. Godspeed.

 

[LandryFan]

I told him several times that bowtie would be the death of him. There aren't many statistics on self-strangulation by bowtie but it is a deadly threat that kills 1 person in 7 billion people every year.

 

[PA Cowboy Fan]

I actually miss him too. A lot of people take it easy during the offseason though.

 

[dogunwo]

A good pair of boots half gone a long way.

I see what you did there.

 

[punchnjudy]

Well, I did wonder if anyone would go missing after that guy showed up for his sentencing in a Cowboys uniform...

 

[Melonfeud]

He got offered a six-week course at Princeton on the dynamics of team sports.

Although struggling with the concept - he is really trying to understand the inherent nuances of interdependence as it relates to job performance and team success and how one man's s efforts, as good as they may be, simply cannot overcome team deficiencies and win Super Bowls by himself.

Course instructors include Roger Staubach, Troy Aikman, Bill Polian, Bill Belichek and Bill Parcels.

The university also announced they have openings in the class for a certain few (few being the key word) other Cowboy Zone posters.

Upon his graduation - Edward R. Murrow will give his commencement speech.

I was Wondering out loud about him myself awhile back,,,

Locked up in the Farmers Branch jail.

I always thought he was pretty good company,,, even when I was a long time lurker

 

[Corso]

What? Wait... Gimme's gone? That guy was my middle finger! We ate tacos and thought they were wild Elk and ran naked in the bamboo fields across the street from St. Ed's! We even threatened the sanity of some poor hobo who made a shelter there with a porno magazine! We ended up giving it to him...

But- He's gone? @GimmeTheBall! Where are you?!

 

[YosemiteSam]

I know there are a number of posters here who will chime in about how they don't miss him, etc, but it just dawned on me that I haven't seen a post from him in a long time (and he did post quite a bit)...I hope he's OK. Anybody know if all is well with him? Mods, if this is in the wrong spot, I understand if you have to move this but I'd appreciate it staying here for a little while since this is the most viewed forum. I'm just concerned for a fellow fan. Thanks, all.

I've seen him. He's fat AND ugly!

 

[GimmeTheBall!]

Blimey!
Such love, good chaps!
I've been in a corner, sulking. Hoping my absence would be mourned, blokes!
I am washing the dishes and monitoring CZ and humming "Back in Baby's Arms." Tonight I am baking King's Pie, the dear departed Queen Mum's favorite!
Keep the love coming, you gridiron louts and I will be back full time.
Of course, Corso might have opened that biscuit box of Pandoras and now we shall all be doomed, chaps! Do not hate him too much for not letting dogs lie at piece.
Rule Britannia! ta-ta ta-ta da-da and all that!

 

[GimmeTheBall!]

Blimey!
Such love, good chaps!
I've been in a corner, sulking. Hoping my absence would be mourned, blokes!
I am washing the dishes and monitoring CZ and humming "Back in Baby's Arms." Tonight I am baking King's Pie, the dear departed Queen Mum's favorite!
Keep the love coming, you gridiron louts and I will be back full time.
Of course, Corso might have opened that biscuit box of Pandoras and now we shall all be doomed, chaps! Do not hate him too much for not letting dogs lie at piece.
Rule Britannia! ta-ta ta-ta da-da and all that!

And Landryfan can share the blame, so don't be too rough with Corso.

 

[Trouty]

And Landryfan can share the blame, so don't be too rough with Corso.

Gimme, we love you, brother. So much.

You're one of ours, you lout!!!

 

[Corso]

Blimey!
Such love, good chaps!
I've been in a corner, sulking. Hoping my absence would be mourned, blokes!
I am washing the dishes and monitoring CZ and humming "Back in Baby's Arms." Tonight I am baking King's Pie, the dear departed Queen Mum's favorite!
Keep the love coming, you gridiron louts and I will be back full time.
Of course, Corso might have opened that biscuit box of Pandoras and now we shall all be doomed, chaps! Do not hate him too much for not letting dogs lie at piece.
Rule Britannia! ta-ta ta-ta da-da and all that!

And here I thought you threw down with Jimmy Croce...

 

[GimmeTheBall!]

And here I thought you threw down with Jimmy Croce...

Only when the rugby team is down. The pub is empty except for the bartender and coal vender and I think of Morrie Milhousen writing a tune about Jimmy and his travels. It brings a tear to me eye and I walk away dejectedly over cobblestones to the Irish district...da!n I am evocative, mate!

 

[Corso]

Only when the rugby team is down. The pub is empty except for the bartender and coal vender and I think of Morrie Milhousen writing a tune about Jimmy and his travels. It brings a tear to me eye and I walk away dejectedly over cobblestones to the Irish district...da!n I am evocative, mate!

You should send me the old dot dot dot dash dash dash dot dot dot, or (as you well know) some good ol' wolf poop and flame and I woulda shown up like Batman on a Gordon call.

Although, I will say, I'm a Kiwi fan of the All-Blacks... I tend to Haka at random in public places.

Such tendencies are generally frowned upon, especially in port-o-potties and anywhere in a mall... But the old ladies, doing their power walks, love me!

 

[dallasdave]

He's living off the grid. This is the last known pic of him before he was seen fending off a rabid gang of squirrels trying to steal his last pack of "organic" smokes.

Good Pic