Anybody Seen Gimmetheball?

[DFWJC]

I know there are a number of posters here who will chime in about how they don't miss him, etc, but it just dawned on me that I haven't seen a post from him in a long time (and he did post quite a bit)...I hope he's OK. Anybody know if all is well with him? Mods, if this is in the wrong spot, I understand if you have to move this but I'd appreciate it staying here for a little while since this is the most viewed forum. I'm just concerned for a fellow fan. Thanks, all.

Last I saw, Tony Romo was waterboarding him in his basement

 

[Melonfeud]

He's living off the grid. This is the last known pic of him before he was seen fending off a rabid gang of squirrels trying to steal his last pack of "organic" smokes.

Hilarious! I lol'd seeing that, it had to be that ' defending his last pack of organic smokes' quip that did it.

Sorry for laughing,Gimme.

 

[GimmeTheBall!]

You should send me the old dot dot dot dash dash dash dot dot dot, or (as you well know) some good ol' wolf poop and flame and I woulda shown up like Batman on a Gordon call.

Although, I will say, I'm a Kiwi fan of the All-Blacks... I tend to Haka at random in public places.

Such tendencies are generally frowned upon, especially in port-o-potties and anywhere in a mall... But the old ladies, doing their power walks, love me!

Are you mocking me? I haka to push away the demons. But the girls just laugh. I ran away in tears ... please be kind for once, literary hooligan. You know I am Hallmark vulnerable...