Anybody Watching the Saturday Royal Wedding? *MERGE*

[Reverend Conehead]

Oh, let me tell you all about it: Oh wait, who got married?

LOL. I'm so glad we don't have a royal family in the United States.

 

[DallasEast]

The 1960's Kennedys are likely the closest thing to a royal family this country will ever see.

 

[Runwildboys]

LOL. I'm so glad we don't have a royal family in the United States.

We do now.

 

[CouchCoach]

I just don't get it. 30M Americans watched that wedding, 30M!!!!! That's a hell of a lot of people and I don't know how that compares to the last one but I gotta think an American woman marrying into royalty drove most of that. But I dunno, people watch the strangest things.

 

[Reverend Conehead]

I just don't get it. 30M Americans watched that wedding, 30M!!!!! That's a hell of a lot of people and I don't know how that compares to the last one but I gotta think an American woman marrying into royalty drove most of that. But I dunno, people watch the strangest things.

Blows my mind. Why would anyone be interested in a stranger's wedding? They're just people we don't know.

 

[DallasEast]

I just don't get it. 30M Americans watched that wedding, 30M!!!!! That's a hell of a lot of people and I don't know how that compares to the last one but I gotta think an American woman marrying into royalty drove most of that. But I dunno, people watch the strangest things.

I have The Answer!

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Curiosity

For the love of all that is sacred, what have I done?

 

[CouchCoach]

Blows my mind. Why would anyone be interested in a stranger's wedding? They're just people we don't know.

I knew there was some interest but 30M? Hell, she's not even a star, she wasn't even a B actress. I could see it with so many being star struck and living vicariously through celebrities but until she was engaged to him, few knew her name.

Well, I can tell you this. Once those aliens out there see those ratings, not going to help our chances of surviving the invasion as they'll have no mercy. I already put a "I didn't watch the wedding" banner on my roof so they may pass me by.

 

[BillyBates]

Oh, let me tell you all about it: Oh wait, who got married?

wasn't it Luke and Laura? or Al Bundy and Peggy Wanker