Jerry: 'I'm going to wait around a few days, then decide if I should bring Jason back, with a five year extension. We'll sell it. We'll say we interviewed some hot shot college coaches, but ultimately we liked the experience Jason has gotten the last 10 years."
Stephen: "we aren't interviewing anybody?"
Jerry: "well, we tell 'em we took Riley's temperature. Urban didn't feel well. I'll say something clever about the guy at Baylor."
Stephen: "I'm thinking we should at least bring a few coaches in to interview. I'll call Ed Werder and tell him we are moving on from Jason."
Jerry: "do a Google search and get me a list of unemployed NFL coaches with previous HC experience. you know, we don't watch other NFL games"
Stephen: "Daddy, the 1st names that pop up are Marvin Lewis and Mike McCarthy."
Jerry: "well damn it boy, bring those sons of *****es in here to The Star!"
Marvin does ok, MM "blows their socks off."
Jerry: "dabgummit, we got ourself a real ball coach in this Mark McGlatchey. Call off the rest of the Google search Stephen, and get Rich Dalrymple down here immediately and tell him to draft a statement saying we "appreciate Jason and blah, blah...and tell Jerry Jr to fetch more Johnnie Walker Blue...we celebratin' tonight!!!"