Article~Portis, Gibbs Differ on His Status

[superpunk]

Joe mails them....Cruise does the 'whine overs' and provides the sobbing, bleating and sundry other crybaby sound effects.

You're probably right.

Joe doesn't know the history of bleating. Tom does. Joe is just being glib all the time.

Plenty of time for being glib when you've got other, more qualified men handling your actual "duties."

 

[Seven]

Um, you do know Gibbs is the team president, right? He hired both those guys. Nobody's being squeezed, but someone is planning for the future of the team - unlike a certain Bledsoe-loving HC in Dallas. And before we start talking about "the man in charge", need I remind you of your recent FA acquisitions? "Bill, this is Terrell, he'll be our starting WR. And you've already met Mike, right?", said Mr. Jones.

Now that, that right there............I don't even know where to start.

 

[superpunk]

Now that, that right there............I don't even know where to start.

Your phaeton levels are through the roof. Come hold onto these handles....

 

[LaTunaNostra]

Typical Patriots Fan.

Dems is FIGHTING words.

Yet Gibbs retired and Parcells still hasnt got that 3rd ring.

The student (Lil' Bill) has fared better over the years than the teacher.

Throwing stones.

We'll see when Mumbles wins one without Weis, and when Gibbs manages to develop a coaching tree as illustrious as Parcells' progeny.

But wait, Joe's got plenty of time.

 

[superpunk]

But wait, Joe's got plenty of time.

I'd check again. This guy looks like he's past the jumping-off point.

ugh....

 

[SkinsandTerps]

Dems is FIGHTING words.



We'll see when Mumbles wins one without Weis, and when Gibbs manages to develop a coaching tree as illustrious as Parcells' progeny.

But wait, Joe's got plenty of time.

Touche. haha.

Mumbles. Nice call.

Personally, at this point, I dont think the Pats are talented enough to win it all even with Weis, Crennell, Mangini, or whomever.

 

[superpunk]

He actually fits his team. Aren't they the oldest team in the east? Or even the league?

I can't remember.

By the time that awesome QB prospect is ready to trip over himself on the field, the rest of the team will be applying for their AARP cards, and Gibbs will be back to telling scary stories.

We all know what a great HC Greg Williams is.

Things are at least looking bright for the future.

 

[mmohican29]

Joe Gibbs is a complete jerk. Say what you want about BP, but I have never seen a more gracious winner or loser on the sidelines. I can vividly remember BP coming out for a postgame handshake and Gibbs just walking in after a Cowboys win and after the Skins won a game, again Parcells came out and Gibbs wouldn't even look him in the eye and begrudgingly shook his hand.

Maybe Bill put it to Joe's wife or sumthin. Man what a jerk.

 

[SkinsandTerps]

I'd check again. This guy looks like he's past the jumping-off point.

ugh....

And Bill is good looking ? By any stretch ?

Stay out of this youngster. It is me and LTN, having our moment.

I got plenty of trash talking saved up for you. J/k.

 

[Waffle]

Tom Cruise's duties include spiritual leader, along with honorary douchebag.

It's a "tall" order, but I think he's up to it.

I sense, as the season goes along, he and the Dan will work on coming out of that closet. They could be holding hands in the box by years end. It's totally non-sexual on alien planets.

I can see it now. Cruise will convince Dannyboy to put up a couple of those "tents" in the endzones and a couch in the suite for him to jump on during games.

 

[SkinsandTerps]

He actually fits his team. Aren't they the oldest team in the east? Or even the league?

I can't remember.

By the time that awesome QB prospect is ready to trip over himself on the field, the rest of the team will be applying for their AARP cards, and Gibbs will be back to telling scary stories.

We all know what a great HC Greg Williams is.

Things are at least looking bright for the future.

Shh...

You know not what you are speaking of. Oldest team.

I certainly know who has the oldest offense. :laugh1:

 

[superpunk]

And Bill is good looking ?

I prefer "fat" to "nearly-dead".

Stay out of this youngster. It is me and LTN, having our moment.

I got plenty of trash talking saved up for you. J/k.

Eat crybaby videotape. I feel like trashing the Crappy Skins.

 

[superpunk]

Shh...

You know not what you are speaking of. Oldest team.

No, I'm pretty sure that's accurate.

Never fear - I think the NFL is *this* close to authorizing "Walkers" and Rascals for use on the field. A sponsorship with UnderArmor cannot be far away.

"We must protect this retirement home! Why don't our children ever visit? Is the War over yet?"

 

[SkinsandTerps]

Joe Gibbs is a complete jerk. Say what you want about BP, but I have never seen a more gracious winner or loser on the sidelines. I can vividly remember BP coming out for a postgame handshake and Gibbs just walking in after a Cowboys win and after the Skins won a game, again Parcells came out and Gibbs wouldn't even look him in the eye and begrudgingly shook his hand.

Maybe Bill put it to Joe's wife or sumthin. Man what a jerk.

Bill is a poster child for gracious. Gimme a break.

He is just about the most abrasive head coach in all of sports, and the handshake thing has been debated to no end. Bill responded pretty much the same last year. There is no love lost between these 2 coaches and there really is nothing wrong with that to me. Especially since they have been rivals for so long. To me it makes it even more intriguing.

 

[Waffle]

:laugh2:

Joe mails them....Cruise does the 'whine overs' and provides the sobbing, bleating and sundry other crybaby sound effects.

Tom Cruise "bleating" and "whine overs". That's hilarious, B !!!

 

[superpunk]

You stay classy, San Diego.

Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!

 

[LaTunaNostra]

Personally, at this point, I dont think the Pats are talented enough to win it all even with Weis, Crennell, Mangini, or whomever.

They should take the AFC East tho, and have a habit of getting stronger as the season progresses and all those 'roles' and 'niches' become clearer and better executed. Some unknown will inevitably step up, and watch Troy Brown have a final ungodly good year that makes Branch's memory superfluous.

I'd love to see 'em crash and burn, but expect to see them in the thick of it come December.

 

[LaTunaNostra]

It is me and LTN, having our moment.

"Mark Brunell gives us the best chance to win."

Joe Gibbs, September 2019.




(of course, in Dallas Bill is saying the same about Drew)

Hey SkinsandTerps...to an injury free, hard fought game tomorrow.

(which will of course, end your 'win streak' at two)

 

[Waffle]

"Mark Brunell gives us the best chance to win."

Joe Gibbs, September 2019.




(of course, in Dallas Bill is saying the same about Drew)

Hey SkinsandTerps...to an injury free, hard fought game tomorrow.

(which will of course, end your 'win streak' at two)

Is that a pic of Gibbs in 2019, or Brunell??

 

[SkinsandTerps]

"Mark Brunell gives us the best chance to win."

Joe Gibbs, September 2019.



(of course, in Dallas Bill is saying the same about Drew)

Yeah, we are on the same page regarding our teams, and coaches. Both have some good talent and both have some big questions. From top to bottom.

Hey SkinsandTerps...to an injury free, hard fought game tomorrow.

(which will of course, end your 'win streak' at two)

I think this is going to be a nail biter. And I hate to love the nail biters.

Injury-free sounds good, and hopefully we can debate the bone-headed plays or coaching the next day, all in good fun again.