Asked who on the team they wouldn't want to fight, both Durant and Hitchens said

[Zimmy Lives]

He was voted most likely to appear on a Lucky Charms box.

Actually, I heard Beas was playing the role of Bilbo Baggins in the final chapter of The Hobbit movie.

Seriously, I met the kid and he looks scrappy. I probably outweigh him by 50 pounds but he would be all over me like a spider monkey.

 

[ConstantReboot]

I would say Jerry Jones. If they pick a fight with Jerry the next day they'll be flipping burgers at McD. Sure, Ro will beat me up to a pulp and send me to the IR. But at least I can still pay my mortgage after everything is all set and done.

 

[DanTanna]

I would choose Mo Claiborne. Homeboy whiffs at almost every attempt. He falls for every feint. Cannot penetrate blocks what so ever. Packs as much punch as a grandma on crutches. And always falls for the "Look over there"..." Haha, madest thou look"...

 

[Deep_Freeze]

My first thought was Ro. Dude is enormous and country strong. He is the kind of guy you see fight three or four people in a club and beat them all senseless then sit on the curb and wait on the police.

Tyron is just a physical freak. His arm length and foot quickness means he could literally jab you to death without you landing a thing.

Demarco is an interesting note and of guys mostly built like a normal dude he might be the most scary. His power in insane.

A lot of big dudes can't fight a lick. Never have needed to and lack any skill at it. But big guys who can really move and have skills are scary.

I bounce for part of my living right now, and Ro would be the one I wouldn't want to mess with.

Tyron, thats just a size thing not a fighting thing. As for Murray, only thing MMA does is teaches you how to tap out, MMA doesn't matter much in a real life fight.

A real fight has a whole different mentality than MMA.

 

[MichaelWinicki]

I get Ted Bundy vibes from Garrett so I say him.

I get that.

 

[conner01]

If you have to fight someone on the team, you always pick the kicker.

i was thinking the punter

 

[ABQCOWBOY]

I'd fight Jerry

I don't think Jerry counts Denim. If you pick Jerry, all your really doing is squaring off against Spalding by Proxy. I imagine it would go something like this:


Denim: "OK Jerry, I'm tired of your BS. It's time to settle up."

Jerry: ~ Lip Smack ~ Well, been expecting you Denim. You really sure you got the sand for this? You look kinda narra in the hind end there Denim. OK, hang on for just a minute will ya. (Picks up the phone) Spalding, get your butt in here.

Inter Spalding.........

Spalding: I want a hamburger. No, cheeseburger. I want a hot dog. I want a milkshake. I want potato chips....

Jerry: You'll get nothing an like it!

Denim looking on in disbelief.

Jerry: Now then Denim, you look like you're thinking this was a mistake. To late now, your butt is in the chair and I'm ready to flip the switch on your butt. Spalding, it's time to dance and don't you worry about Denim, he's not a fighter, he's a bleeder.......

 

[gmoney112]

I bounce for part of my living right now, and Ro would be the one I wouldn't want to mess with.

Tyron, thats just a size thing not a fighting thing. As for Murray, only thing MMA does is teaches you how to tap out, MMA doesn't matter much in a real life fight.

A real fight has a whole different mentality than MMA.

Yeah, a real fight is much, much easier than MMA. 99% of the population would get destroyed in about 10 seconds in a cage with a competitive fighter, if it was in a bar you wouldn't remember anything until you awoke out of your coma

 

[Oh_Canada]

He was voted most likely to appear on a Lucky Charms box.

I can honestly say that made me LOL!

 

[Titleist]

Well I don't know about a fight, but I certainly would not want to get tackled by Church. He hits people like a freakin train.

 

[hutch1254]

Smith has a don't poke the bear type quality to him.

 

[speedkilz88]

Actually, I heard Beas was playing the role of Bilbo Baggins in the final chapter of The Hobbit movie.

Seriously, I met the kid and he looks scrappy. I probably outweigh him by 50 pounds but he would be all over me like a spider monkey.

I think he was just saying that he's magically delicious.

 

[TellerMorrow34]

I bounce for part of my living right now, and Ro would be the one I wouldn't want to mess with.

Tyron, thats just a size thing not a fighting thing. As for Murray, only thing MMA does is teaches you how to tap out, MMA doesn't matter much in a real life fight.

A real fight has a whole different mentality than MMA.

Yeah you're right. If you plan on picking up something to hit them with then it's different. If you went in to street fight an MMA fighter you'd get your *** handed to you in about 10 seconds.

Kimbo Slice thought he was some bad stuff cause of his street fighting. He went to the MMA world and found out that street fighting doesn't do you any good against MMA guys who are taught to block, and counter, your offense and then beat you to a pulp or break your limbs.

 

[Primetime42]

You can see the intimidation factor McClain brings when he's on the field. Offensive players are scared of that guy.

Nice thing to have for once.

 

[gimmesix]

The other O-linemen are nasty, too.

That's a big part of their success and identity.

Just lovin' that.

I think I'd fear Frederick more than Smith. Maybe that just because of the beard.

 

[DallasEast]

I'd fight Jerry

Mr. Bookie, I'll put $20 on Jerry Jones.

 

[8FOR!3]

I trained MMA (mainly Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu) for about 5 years up until a couple of years ago and I would think DeMarco Murray would be the toughest fight bc of his MMA background and raw power. He could've probably torn me to shreds when I was in good training shape. But if I had to spar with him for 5 minutes I don't think I'd be scared, but something about Rolando McClain just freaks me out. The dude just looks like he loves violence, which is exactly what I want out of my defense on the field. He just throws people.

 

[DeaconMoss]

McClain has crazy eyes. You don't want to mess with crazy eyes.

 

[Primetime42]

This reminds me, anyone have screen caps of Red's death stare towards the end of regulation? Was quite epic.

 

[Clove]

i was thinking the punter

That's bad when we don't even know his name. I don't either.