Baltimore you have 1 job today! Take down Philly!

[shabazz]

To those that are 100% unaffected by a Philthy loss:

As a Birds fan I’m slightly offended at the thought of Cowboys fans not having at least a little chuckle after a Philly defeat.

I had a huge grin in the wee hours of the morning (EST) knowing ex-Cowboy, full time sanctimonious turd, Deion Sanders won’t be coaching in a CCG due to BYU beating Houston. Jeez…now who will FOX Sports pole ride for next couple weeks.

Prior to that, I had the pleasure of watching the Miami Hurricanes get bumped from the ACC CCG as that cocaine fueled *******, Michael Irvin, was actin’ the fool on a college sideline trying to make moments about him instead of the kids.

Your day shouldn’t be governed by something ultimately as meaningless as sports fandom, but good grief, please have a moment of pleasure at the expense of your rivals!

God knows past & current Cowboys give us something to smile about on the daily. Especially your Owner. That guy has been comedic gold this year and actually melting my cold Philly heart with pity for some of you as I’ve gotten a sense of how loyal you are to your team.

I’m putting this one the loss column today as the Ravens weaknesses are not Philly’s strengths, and I’ll be saddened if there’s not a “The Sheagles Are Not That Good” thread or at least a post full of gifs bashing the birds.

That was a pretty good post. I started a long continous fart while reading the first couple words in it and then messed up my drawers just after reading the last word " birds".

Well done!

 

[75boyz]

Just understandable jealously of a division rival that runs the organization more smoothly and from a win in the postseason approach. Along with 29 years of wildly more successful postseasons. We are all still Cowboys fans, and wish that type of success for the franchise we cheer for.

I think the general praise for a division rival really upsets the fan zealots that seem so concerned with how other fans give respect to other teams. The whole infantile “go cheer for them if you love them so much” is so adorably middle school.

Yep, no doubt.
Definitely sheds a light on some maturity issues, lol.

 

[stuckindc]

This version of the iggles is the best they have had in those 4 years. What I wouldn't do to have our team have that same success. Take away the 4-11 in '20, they have slowly built themselves a team just 3 years removed from that Super Bowl. This has nothing to do with Dak vs. Hurts, as Hurts really isn't doing anything sensational this season. Their franchise hired a great DC, built their team around Hurts' limitations...and oh year, brought in a pretty good RB. We can't even get one of those building blocks right, and our QB? Well, sadly he is crippled pretty much, so how do you build a team around him when our owner can't even go to Home Depot shopping for parts?

And drafted interior defensive line that is one of the best fronts in the league

 

[SuperBowlz]

I guess I’ve never seen a list of them like this. That’s something. It is unusual to have a rookie DB perform really well. Two in the same year very unusual. Everyone knows how it works, though. The Eagles defense is the youngest in the NFL, eventually they’ll have to be paid. Carter will be watching what Parsons signs for. That young man is going to be expensive. The Jurgens selection showed great foresight. Good centers aren’t cheap, either.

They’re all not going to stay Eagles.

Yeah, I don't see how anyone can resign all of that. The one dude I see ⚽️ ng for Philly is the LBer Baum that never played interior LBer before and looks like a Pro Bowler to me. Mekhi Becton a career bust a T for the Jets is also evidently excelling at Guard and he's also on a one year deal too. Guess they'd have to keep drafting well because some huge pay days are coming very soon.

 

[DandyDon52]

Can they do it, will they do it, will the man who DALLAS didn't give a chance on be able to run all over them like he did us and other teams??? (King Henry) Any chance to see the Filthy Eagles lose, i'm going to embrace it with my heart!!!!!!!!!!!!! Please give your thoughts

sorry, eagles dominated the great ravens lol.
saquan beat henry in rushing.
I picked ravens to win since at home, but man they got pushed around.

 

[DandyDon52]

Philthy winning 3 straight SBs would be worth it knowing it'd break Jerry's heart and make him more miserable than ever. That's all I'm looking for these days,

yeah sort of how I feel.

 

[KingCorcoran]

Yeah, I don't see how anyone can resign all of that. The one dude I see ⚽️ ng for Philly is the LBer Baum that never played interior LBer before and looks like a Pro Bowler to me. Mekhi Becton a career bust a T for the Jets is also evidently excelling at Guard and he's also on a one year deal too. Guess they'd have to keep drafting well because some huge pay days are coming very soon.

I’d never heard of Baun before this season. He was with the Saints for four years. Just shows how important coaching is. How did they miss on him? His next contract will put his agent’s kids through college.

 

[SuperBowlz]

I’d never heard of Baun before this season. He was with the Saints for four years. Just shows how important coaching is. How did they miss on him? His next contract will put his agent’s kids through college.

I never heard of him either??

 

[Aerolithe_Lion]

I’d never heard of Baun before this season. He was with the Saints for four years. Just shows how important coaching is. How did they miss on him? His next contract will put his agent’s kids through college.

He was a mediocre OLB. Fangio said he watched his tape and thought he moved like an ILB so he changed his position. And bam