Yeagermeister;1501605 said:
Who needs a doob after eating McD's? You'll be asleep either way. lol
...a short time later, at a stoplight...
Cop: "Mr. Yeagermeister, care to explain why I found you asleep behind the wheel?"
Yeager: "I don't know officer. I was fine a few minutes ago. I stopped at McDonalds; picked up Happy Meal; the guy at the window said, 'Have a good day, Cowboy fan!'; drove off; and the next thing I knew, you were tapping on my window."
Cop: "Mr. Yeagermeister, do you honestly believe that I will fall for that..."
Yeager: "Wait a minute. That guy. At the window..."
Cop: "Sir?"
Yeager: "Damn you, Quincy Carter! Damn you!!!"