Battle Wings QB (Quincy) Carter suspended

[flashback]

I agree. Some things aren't meant for some people. Football isn't his calling. Some thing IS, but it isn't football.

Actually, I'm starting to wonder about that. This is a guy who can't keep himself clean (referring to addiction, not personal hygiene), can't keep a job at any level despite his obvious physical skills and purported desire to play. If he can't stop smoking pot as the QB of the Dallas Cowboys, do you really think he'll quit long enough for Burger King to process his application? If he can't show up for meetings in AFL2, where he has stated he's auditioning for a job in the NFL, do you really think he'll be showing up to work selling propane and propan accessories on time?

I don't know. Maybe if he made a real career change, became a forest ranger or a veteranarian or something, he'd discover that he truly loves it, and all these other issues will go away. But the guy probably needs some serious counseling and maybe a life coach or something to get his **** together.

He wants a shot in the NFL? I wouldn't hire him to mow my lawn at this point.

 

[fortdick]

He wants a shot in the NFL? I wouldn't hire him to mow my lawn at this point.

All rhose grss clippings? Shyat. dude would be there every day, mowing like a fiend!

 

[Alexander]

Here we go. Sit down, buckle up, and hold on.

Hold on? For what?

For a legless Black Knight to threaten to bite your legs off?

Carter supporters have absolutely positively nothing left to defend him with.

It's over.

He is a pathetic waste and will always be.

End. Of. Story.

 

[Alexander]

I wonder how much money this suspension will cost him? About $15.00 or so?

:laugh2:

 

[DallasCowpoke]

The sooner this guy gets out of football, the better for him.

Div II Arena Football League? I'm thinking he already is.

 

[Pottsville Maroons]

Maybe if he made a real career change, became a forest ranger or a veteranarian or something, he'd discover that he truly loves it, and all these other issues will go away.

I'm thinking an ability to write his own prescriptions would only create other issues.

 

[Echo9]

Actually, I'm starting to wonder about that. This is a guy who can't keep himself clean (referring to addiction, not personal hygiene), can't keep a job at any level despite his obvious physical skills and purported desire to play. If he can't stop smoking pot as the QB of the Dallas Cowboys, do you really think he'll quit long enough for Burger King to process his application? If he can't show up for meetings in AFL2, where he has stated he's auditioning for a job in the NFL, do you really think he'll be showing up to work selling propane and propan accessories on time?

I don't know. Maybe if he made a real career change, became a forest ranger or a veteranarian or something, he'd discover that he truly loves it, and all these other issues will go away. But the guy probably needs some serious counseling and maybe a life coach or something to get his **** together.

He wants a shot in the NFL? I wouldn't hire him to mow my lawn at this point.

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[DallasEast]

Actually, I'm starting to wonder about that. This is a guy who can't keep himself clean (referring to addiction, not personal hygiene), can't keep a job at any level despite his obvious physical skills and purported desire to play. If he can't stop smoking pot as the QB of the Dallas Cowboys, do you really think he'll quit long enough for Burger King to process his application? If he can't show up for meetings in AFL2, where he has stated he's auditioning for a job in the NFL, do you really think he'll be showing up to work selling propane and propan accessories on time?

I don't know. Maybe if he made a real career change, became a forest ranger or a veteranarian or something, he'd discover that he truly loves it, and all these other issues will go away. But the guy probably needs some serious counseling and maybe a life coach or something to get his **** together.

He wants a shot in the NFL? I wouldn't hire him to mow my lawn at this point.

Okay, let's do this by the numbers?

1. Burger King? From my personal observations of walking into BKs, McDonalds, etc., fast food restaurants will hire anybody once. Keeping a fast food job is a totally different question.

2. Quincy Carter as Hank Hill? That wouldn't last very long due to this principle:

Doobie + Propane = :bomb:

3. He couldn't be a forest ranger. Why? Because he would be growing his herbs where he works, which would give him a huge supply. The huge supply would cause him to make endless runs to the nearest supermarket to satisfy his munchies, which would take him away from his post 22 hours of each day. Hikers would report him missing from the guided tours soon afterwards.

4. Send your sick dog to Dr. Carter and he'll come back as an spaced out cat. No career there.

5. He has proven that he doesn't want another shot at the NFL. Instead of staying out of the limelight (NFLN stories, this incident with the AF2 team, etc.), he continues to personally stumble down his own personal Mt. Everett. The only sad part is that he never hits the bottom of the mountain.

 

[Fletch]

Here we go. Sit down, buckle up, and hold on.

Maybe "kartr" has a reasonable explaination for this mishap.

 

[zeromaster]

Just another example of the Man keeping the man down!

:laugh2:

 

[Zaxor]

maybe if he wants to stay in football he ought to be the football as much as he is getting kicked around in this thread

 

[Alexander]

Maybe "kartr" has a reasonable explaination for this mishap.

No, he has a new pet, Isaiah Stanback. He should be a QB and not being given a fair chance.

 

[DallasEast]

maybe if he wants to stay in football he ought to be the football as much as he is getting kicked around in this thread

As long as he's nowhere near the Cowboys. I don't want Romo handling any more slick footballs.

 

[BrAinPaiNt]

I think QC is a victim and I submit this video to show that there is indeed a conspiracy theory out there...

CONSPIRACY

 

[GimmeTheBall!]

Just another example of the Man continuing to hold Quincy down.

 

[Zaxor]

As long as he's nowhere near the Cowboys. I don't want Romo handling any more slick footballs.

 

[DallasEast]

Just another example of the Man continuing to hold Quincy down.

Actually, The Man continues to pick Carter off the ground and dusts him off, but Carter immediately turns around and says, "Thanks, but no thanks".

 

[Boom]

Looks like he'll be subjected to year-round random testing for meeting attendance.

 

[DallasEast]

Looks like he'll be subjected to year-round random testing for meeting attendance.

He's doomed.

 

[bbgun]

If he had Ricky Williams as a roommate, that'd be the ultimate reality show.