Buccanneers vs. Cowboys - An Analyzation

[casmith07]

Proof that this guy isn't a real Bucs fan...

He misspelled Buccaneers. There should be one "n", not two.

I don't care how lax some people might be towards spelling. If you're a fan of a team, you absolutely know how to spell the team name, even if it's 10 letters long.

Page 8 and the fail continues

 

[texbumthelife]

Proof that this guy isn't a real Bucs fan...

He misspelled Buccaneers. There should be one "n", not two.

I don't care how lax some people might be towards spelling. If you're a fan of a team, you absolutely know how to spell the team name, even if it's 10 letters long.

 

[texbumthelife]

Page 8 and the fail continues

shhhh, I think this guy might be playing a long

 

[CowboyMike]

Thoughts?

Yes--you are clearly delusional.

 

[Nav22]

Page 8 and the fail continues

I get his schtick. The fail is yours.

 

[DallasDomination]

When He said that marion barber is still trying to get out of his brothers shadow Was he making a reference to Julius JOnes and Thomas Jones??? LOL??

 

[Pittman4Two]

When He said that marion barber is still trying to get out of his brothers shadow Was he making a reference to Julius JOnes and Thomas Jones??? LOL??

Barber is not part of the Jones family, sir.

 

[dwdj75]

When He said that marion barber is still trying to get out of his brothers shadow Was he making a reference to Julius JOnes and Thomas Jones??? LOL??

No the third twin .

 

[DeaconBlues]

Projections

QB Leftwich - 23-28, 312 yards, 2 TD's, 0 INT
RB Williams - 11 rush, 83 yards, 1 TD
RB Ward - 13 rush, 108 yards, 2 TD
RB Graham - 18 rush, 72 yards, 1 TD
WR Clayton - 4 rec, 90 yards, 1 TD
WR Bryant - 8 rec, 111 yards, 2 TD
TE Winslow - 13 rec, 81 yards, 1 TD

QB Romo - 11-29, 119 yards, 1 TD, 2 INT, 0 picks
RB Jones - 23 rush, 68 yards, 0 TD
WR Williams - 4 rec. 42 yards, 3 tackles, 1 sack
TE Witten - 9 rec. 82 yards, 1 TD


Final Score

Buccaneers 30

Cowboys 14



Thoughts?[/LEFT]

These stats only go to prove The Buehler's mind control. TB fans will actually witness the 8 touchdowns scored by the Bucs, only to be stunned watching recaps that night of the actual 37 to 5 domination by Dallas.

But he may overplay his hand: video documentation will show The Buehler actually performing OC duties for the Bucs throughout the first half. The league will step in to investigate, at least until Commissioner Goodell is discovered on the the slopes of Everest in his jammies, with a teddy bear and hot cocoa, no memory of the night before.

Even now, The Buehler is invisible to Pittman4Two. The plan continues . . .

:shades:

 

[Pittman4Two]

Happy Friday all.

Just wanted to say thanks for your gratitude and well-thought responsis regarding the contest this weekend.

Good luck. I look forward to a somewhat close score, but we all know how it will really turn out in the end. Keep in mind, you guys will only have lossed one game by week 2. When you win next week, it will be like it's a new season again like a days-ja-voo thing.

Talk to you soon!

 

[skinsscalper]

Happy Friday all.

Just wanted to say thanks for your gratitude and well-thought responsis regarding the contest this weekend.

Good luck. I look forward to a somewhat close score, but we all know how it will really turn out in the end. Keep in mind, you guys will only have lossed one game by week 2. When you win next week, it will be like it's a new season again like a days-ja-voo thing.

Talk to you soon!

Good stuff, Pitt. You're posts are a breath of fresh air. I like a little fun pokin. You pull it off without the troll angle and it's a pleasure to read. Here's to no injuries this weekend.

 

[casmith07]

I get his schtick. The fail is yours.

It's the interwebz. How am I supposed to tell? In the Supreme Court of Epic Results, all persons are considered Fail until proven as Win

 

[Seven]

Good afternoon Cowboys fans, I've grown to enjoy your warm gratitude and intellect. Having said that, I think it's time to bring to the table a plentiful dish of truthfulness, a side of honesty, and a tall glass of knowledge.

The Buccaneers had this game circled on their calendar since before the whistle blew in the Raiders game last season. Rumors are that Gruden had drawn up games for this game during the Raiders game in order to get some things on tape for himself...or in this case future head coaches. Looking back, that's now a solid seven months of gameplanning, fine-tuning, scheming, preparing, researching, and scheming.

Bucs players largely took the pro bowl off in order to get as much preparation in as possible. Unfortunately, Dallas has had to deal with many-a-distraction since TO left. Is the stadium too big? Will the jumbotron interfere? Will Wade Phillips gain anymore weight? Is the Roy Williams switch to WR panning out? Can Romo handle his ewsurption as field goal snap holder? Will Marion Barber finally elude his brother's shadow? This is just a snippet of the questions that the football world will be asking about the Cowboys.

Add to that multitude of issues the fact that the Pewter Pirates are lying in wait, ready to fire those cannons, raise the battle flags, instill fear, etc.

Below is how my breakdown panned out.

The Tampa Bay Buccanneers (Super Bowl XXXIIIX Champs, NFC Southern Champs, Head Coach Raheem Morris) vs. cowboys​

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When? Sunday, 1pm

Where? Raymond James Stadium

Announcers? Yes

Weather? Partly cloudy with a chance of sun and rain.

Turf? The best natural turf in the world.



Summarization

When the Bucs have the ball...

One of, if not, the finest free agency pickups in the NFL League was the signing of Byron Leftwich. Few have been able to see this man in person and how much of a presence he gives when he is on the field. I'm sure many of you have not seen his prestine mechanics as a quarterback. He is one of the few where you can watch his wind up and follow through to really respect it. You can't coach these techniques and I apologize that your defense may have the best seat in the house to see it in motion.

Supporting Leftwich is a triage of running backs including the household names of Ward, Williams, and Graham...not to mention Clifton Smith (2008 Pro Bowler) and BJ Askew. The crying shame is there aren't enough footballs to go around.

When the Cowboys play defense...

Mike Jenkins and Orlando Scandrick will have some issues this week with the pure talent, skill, and ability of Antonio Bryant, Michael Clayton, and perhaps the greatest TE ever to don a Bucs uniform, Kellen Winslow Jr. Wade Phillips must be having nightmares all night about this three-headed monster that Leftwich has at his controls.

With the Bucs winning the time of possession, it's always icing on the cake to have a kicker to depend on...and we finally have it with Mike Nugent. The man made several clutch kicks at Michigan and I look forward for him to translate that success into a pro bowl appearance in the pro bowl.


Projections

QB Leftwich - 23-28, 312 yards, 2 TD's, 0 INT
RB Williams - 11 rush, 83 yards, 1 TD
RB Ward - 13 rush, 108 yards, 2 TD
RB Graham - 18 rush, 72 yards, 1 TD
WR Clayton - 4 rec, 90 yards, 1 TD
WR Bryant - 8 rec, 111 yards, 2 TD
TE Winslow - 13 rec, 81 yards, 1 TD

QB Romo - 11-29, 119 yards, 1 TD, 2 INT, 0 picks
RB Jones - 23 rush, 68 yards, 0 TD
WR Williams - 4 rec. 42 yards, 3 tackles, 1 sack
TE Witten - 9 rec. 82 yards, 1 TD


Final Score

Buccaneers 30

Cowboys 14



Thoughts?​

Not a badulation analyzation. I could NB-C this...............

 

[Seven]

I enjoyed the analysis.

It should be a great game since they will announcers and we will see Roy Williams switch to WR but still get defensive stats.

However the fun ends there.

Buehler will eat the cannons from the pirate ship and fart thunderbolts that will utterly destroy the tampa bay bucaneers on their own sidelines.

Ultimate Rueage awaits the bucs from the thundering explosions that will emanate from golden godlike cheeks of Buehler.

Excellante!! Post of the month!!

"golden Godlike cheeks"...............

+5 for the over the top use of 'rue'...................

 

[DallasEast]

Happy Friday all.

Just wanted to say thanks for your gratitude and well-thought responsis regarding the contest this weekend.

Good luck. I look forward to a somewhat close score, but we all know how it will really turn out in the end. Keep in mind, you guys will only have lossed one game by week 2. When you win next week, it will be like it's a new season again like a days-ja-voo thing.

Talk to you soon!

It better be soon! CowboysZone must have many more Pittman4Two Insider Editions! We will accept no substitutes!

 

[SilverStarCowboy]

No games are easy in the NFL, this one has plenty of potential pittfalls on both sides. Dallas would certainly start this Season off right with a win on the road. It's all about which team shows up and sustains on Sunday. The talant base in Dallas should lean our way but only slightly opening as a 2-1/2 point fav.

 

[tyke1doe]

I don't know what i love the most, P4Two posts or all the replies by people who don't get it :laugh2:

It's one of the most hilarious reads on this forum. He has Tampa scoring 10 touchdowns but has them putting up 30 points.

Oh, Pittman. Thanks for the laughs. Really.

 

[TellerMorrow34]

Good stuff, Pitt. You're posts are a breath of fresh air. I like a little fun pokin. You pull it off without the troll angle and it's a pleasure to read. Here's to no injuries this weekend.

I second this thought.