Buccanneers vs. Cowboys - An Analyzation

[Fmart322]

This was a very good thread on both angles, the initial post then the people who don't get it. I went back and had a few more laughs from some of his other posts. Good stuff.

 

[Beast_from_East]

If the freaking Bucs drop 30 on us, then Wade should be fired in the lockerroom after the game, seriously.

 

[Signals]

 

[BAZ]

Top notch work P42, a breath of fresh air on a board that takes itself way too seriously. Seeing people still not get it on page five makes for painful reading. DO they scan the first post and ship the rest to reply? Jeebus.

 

[casmith07]

I don't know what i love the most, P4Two posts or all the replies by people who don't get it :laugh2:

Definitely the replies by people who don't get it :laugh1:

 

[casmith07]

I think the Barber out of his brothers shadow joke works at such a deep level.

Two thumbs up! Well played my friend.

I didn't get that one at first, but now I do! Holy crap!

If the freaking Bucs drop 30 on us, then Wade should be fired in the lockerroom after the game, seriously.

try reading the actual post, not just the score prediction

 

[FanSince61]

P42 you always good for a laugh.

 

[zrinkill]

Great as always Pitt

2nd best poster on the board.

 

[Pittman4Two]

If the freaking Bucs drop 30 on us, then Wade should be fired in the lockerroom after the game, seriously.

I think he will get the benefit of the doubt after facing a championship-calibre team in one of the most intimidating avenues in the country.

Don't be too hard on the guy.

 

[Hostile]

I think he will get the benefit of the doubt after facing a championship-calibre team in one of the most intimidating avenues in the country.

Don't be too hard on the guy.

Heh, heh heh heh

You said hard on.

 

[Pittman4Two]

Heh, heh heh heh

You said hard on.

HA

I used to watch that show all the time when it was on TV.

 

[TheCount]

lol, I love that people still don't get it. Geez.

BTW, Roy's stateline is beastly!

 

[skinsscalper]

Good afternoon Cowboys fans, I've grown to enjoy your warm gratitude and intellect. Having said that, I think it's time to bring to the table a plentiful dish of truthfulness, a side of honesty, and a tall glass of knowledge.

The Buccaneers had this game circled on their calendar since before the whistle blew in the Raiders game last season. Rumors are that Gruden had drawn up games for this game during the Raiders game in order to get some things on tape for himself...or in this case future head coaches. Looking back, that's now a solid seven months of gameplanning, fine-tuning, scheming, preparing, researching, and scheming.

Bucs players largely took the pro bowl off in order to get as much preparation in as possible. Unfortunately, Dallas has had to deal with many-a-distraction since TO left. Is the stadium too big? Will the jumbotron interfere? Will Wade Phillips gain anymore weight? Is the Roy Williams switch to WR panning out? Can Romo handle his ewsurption as field goal snap holder? Will Marion Barber finally elude his brother's shadow? This is just a snippet of the questions that the football world will be asking about the Cowboys.

Add to that multitude of issues the fact that the Pewter Pirates are lying in wait, ready to fire those cannons, raise the battle flags, instill fear, etc.

Below is how my breakdown panned out.

The Tampa Bay Buccanneers (Super Bowl XXXIIIX Champs, NFC Southern Champs, Head Coach Raheem Morris) vs. cowboys
When? Sunday, 1pm

Where? Raymond James Stadium

Announcers? Yes

Weather? Partly cloudy with a chance of sun and rain.

Turf? The best natural turf in the world.



Summarization

When the Bucs have the ball...

One of, if not, the finest free agency pickups in the NFL League was the signing of Byron Leftwich. Few have been able to see this man in person and how much of a presence he gives when he is on the field. I'm sure many of you have not seen his prestine mechanics as a quarterback. He is one of the few where you can watch his wind up and follow through to really respect it. You can't coach these techniques and I apologize that your defense may have the best seat in the house to see it in motion.

Supporting Leftwich is a triage of running backs including the household names of Ward, Williams, and Graham...not to mention Clifton Smith (2008 Pro Bowler) and BJ Askew. The crying shame is there aren't enough footballs to go around.

When the Cowboys play defense...

Mike Jenkins and Orlando Scandrick will have some issues this week with the pure talent, skill, and ability of Antonio Bryant, Michael Clayton, and perhaps the greatest TE ever to don a Bucs uniform, Kellen Winslow Jr. Wade Phillips must be having nightmares all night about this three-headed monster that Leftwich has at his controls.

With the Bucs winning the time of possession, it's always icing on the cake to have a kicker to depend on...and we finally have it with Mike Nugent. The man made several clutch kicks at Michigan and I look forward for him to translate that success into a pro bowl appearance in the pro bowl.


Projections

QB Leftwich - 23-28, 312 yards, 2 TD's, 0 INT
RB Williams - 11 rush, 83 yards, 1 TD
RB Ward - 13 rush, 108 yards, 2 TD
RB Graham - 18 rush, 72 yards, 1 TD
WR Clayton - 4 rec, 90 yards, 1 TD
WR Bryant - 8 rec, 111 yards, 2 TD
TE Winslow - 13 rec, 81 yards, 1 TD

QB Romo - 11-29, 119 yards, 1 TD, 2 INT, 0 picks
RB Jones - 23 rush, 68 yards, 0 TD
WR Williams - 4 rec. 42 yards, 3 tackles, 1 sack
TE Witten - 9 rec. 82 yards, 1 TD


Final Score

Buccaneers 30

Cowboys 14



Thoughts?​

Good stuff dude. :laugh2:

Somewhere John McKay is smiling.

 

[Doctor32]

This guy has a great bit going...

 

[Brad0Walker]

I wish we could play the bucs more than we do b/c we could get your schtick more often. Very funny, the only thing funnier is the people that don't get that its a joke. Excellent play sir.

 

[elcowboi]

Good afternoon Cowboys fans, I've grown to enjoy your warm gratitude and intellect. Having said that, I think it's time to bring to the table a plentiful dish of truthfulness, a side of honesty, and a tall glass of knowledge.​

The Buccaneers had this game circled on their calendar since before the whistle blew in the Raiders game last season. Rumors are that Gruden had drawn up games for this game during the Raiders game in order to get some things on tape for himself...or in this case future head coaches. Looking back, that's now a solid seven months of gameplanning, fine-tuning, scheming, preparing, researching, and scheming.​

Bucs players largely took the pro bowl off in order to get as much preparation in as possible. Unfortunately, Dallas has had to deal with many-a-distraction since TO left. Is the stadium too big? Will the jumbotron interfere? Will Wade Phillips gain anymore weight? Is the Roy Williams switch to WR panning out? Can Romo handle his ewsurption as field goal snap holder? Will Marion Barber finally elude his brother's shadow? This is just a snippet of the questions that the football world will be asking about the Cowboys.​

Add to that multitude of issues the fact that the Pewter Pirates are lying in wait, ready to fire those cannons, raise the battle flags, instill fear, etc.​

Below is how my breakdown panned out.​

The Tampa Bay Buccanneers (Super Bowl XXXIIIX Champs, NFC Southern Champs, Head Coach Raheem Morris) vs. cowboys​

When? Sunday, 1pm​

Where? Raymond James Stadium​

Announcers? Yes​

Weather? Partly cloudy with a chance of sun and rain.​

Turf? The best natural turf in the world.​

Summarization​

When the Bucs have the ball...​

One of, if not, the finest free agency pickups in the NFL League was the signing of Byron Leftwich. Few have been able to see this man in person and how much of a presence he gives when he is on the field. I'm sure many of you have not seen his prestine mechanics as a quarterback. He is one of the few where you can watch his wind up and follow through to really respect it. You can't coach these techniques and I apologize that your defense may have the best seat in the house to see it in motion.​

Supporting Leftwich is a triage of running backs including the household names of Ward, Williams, and Graham...not to mention Clifton Smith (2008 Pro Bowler) and BJ Askew. The crying shame is there aren't enough footballs to go around.​

When the Cowboys play defense...​

Mike Jenkins and Orlando Scandrick will have some issues this week with the pure talent, skill, and ability of Antonio Bryant, Michael Clayton, and perhaps the greatest TE ever to don a Bucs uniform, Kellen Winslow Jr. Wade Phillips must be having nightmares all night about this three-headed monster that Leftwich has at his controls.​

With the Bucs winning the time of possession, it's always icing on the cake to have a kicker to depend on...and we finally have it with Mike Nugent. The man made several clutch kicks at Michigan and I look forward for him to translate that success into a pro bowl appearance in the pro bowl.​

Projections​

QB Leftwich - 23-28, 312 yards, 2 TD's, 0 INT
RB Williams - 11 rush, 83 yards, 1 TD
RB Ward - 13 rush, 108 yards, 2 TD
RB Graham - 18 rush, 72 yards, 1 TD
WR Clayton - 4 rec, 90 yards, 1 TD
WR Bryant - 8 rec, 111 yards, 2 TD
TE Winslow - 13 rec, 81 yards, 1 TD​

QB Romo - 11-29, 119 yards, 1 TD, 2 INT, 0 picks
RB Jones - 23 rush, 68 yards, 0 TD
WR Williams - 4 rec. 42 yards, 3 tackles, 1 sack
TE Witten - 9 rec. 82 yards, 1 TD​

Final Score​

Buccaneers 30​

Cowboys 14​

Thoughts?​

Are you serious???? Please tell me your joking.

 

[CowboyMcCoy]

Are you serious???? Please tell me your joking.

:doh:

 

[DrCowboy67]

Thoughts?

Yes--you are clearly delusional.

 

[USMarineVet]

My favorite part of this random psychobabble is how the Bucs are going to score 10 TDs but only tally up 30 points.

 

[Duane]

Probably your funniest analysis yet.