Buccanneers vs. Cowboys - An Analyzation

[lqmac1]

Good afternoon Cowboys fans, I've grown to enjoy your warm gratitude and intellect. Having said that, I think it's time to bring to the table a plentiful dish of truthfulness, a side of honesty, and a tall glass of knowledge.​

The Buccaneers had this game circled on their calendar since before the whistle blew in the Raiders game last season. Rumors are that Gruden had drawn up games for this game during the Raiders game in order to get some things on tape for himself...or in this case future head coaches. Looking back, that's now a solid seven months of gameplanning, fine-tuning, scheming, preparing, researching, and scheming.​

Bucs players largely took the pro bowl off in order to get as much preparation in as possible. Unfortunately, Dallas has had to deal with many-a-distraction since TO left. Is the stadium too big? Will the jumbotron interfere? Will Wade Phillips gain anymore weight? Is the Roy Williams switch to WR panning out? Can Romo handle his ewsurption as field goal snap holder? Will Marion Barber finally elude his brother's shadow? This is just a snippet of the questions that the football world will be asking about the Cowboys.​

Add to that multitude of issues the fact that the Pewter Pirates are lying in wait, ready to fire those cannons, raise the battle flags, instill fear, etc.​

Below is how my breakdown panned out.​

The Tampa Bay Buccanneers (Super Bowl XXXIIIX Champs, NFC Southern Champs, Head Coach Raheem Morris) vs. cowboys​

When? Sunday, 1pm​

Where? Raymond James Stadium​

Announcers? Yes​

Weather? Partly cloudy with a chance of sun and rain.​

Turf? The best natural turf in the world.​

Summarization​

When the Bucs have the ball...​

One of, if not, the finest free agency pickups in the NFL League was the signing of Byron Leftwich. Few have been able to see this man in person and how much of a presence he gives when he is on the field. I'm sure many of you have not seen his prestine mechanics as a quarterback. He is one of the few where you can watch his wind up and follow through to really respect it. You can't coach these techniques and I apologize that your defense may have the best seat in the house to see it in motion.​

Supporting Leftwich is a triage of running backs including the household names of Ward, Williams, and Graham...not to mention Clifton Smith (2008 Pro Bowler) and BJ Askew. The crying shame is there aren't enough footballs to go around.​

When the Cowboys play defense...​

Mike Jenkins and Orlando Scandrick will have some issues this week with the pure talent, skill, and ability of Antonio Bryant, Michael Clayton, and perhaps the greatest TE ever to don a Bucs uniform, Kellen Winslow Jr. Wade Phillips must be having nightmares all night about this three-headed monster that Leftwich has at his controls.​

With the Bucs winning the time of possession, it's always icing on the cake to have a kicker to depend on...and we finally have it with Mike Nugent. The man made several clutch kicks at Michigan and I look forward for him to translate that success into a pro bowl appearance in the pro bowl.​

Projections​

QB Leftwich - 23-28, 312 yards, 2 TD's, 0 INT
RB Williams - 11 rush, 83 yards, 1 TD
RB Ward - 13 rush, 108 yards, 2 TD
RB Graham - 18 rush, 72 yards, 1 TD
WR Clayton - 4 rec, 90 yards, 1 TD
WR Bryant - 8 rec, 111 yards, 2 TD
TE Winslow - 13 rec, 81 yards, 1 TD​

QB Romo - 11-29, 119 yards, 1 TD, 2 INT, 0 picks
RB Jones - 23 rush, 68 yards, 0 TD
WR Williams - 4 rec. 42 yards, 3 tackles, 1 sack
TE Witten - 9 rec. 82 yards, 1 TD​

Final Score​

Buccaneers 30​

Cowboys 14​

Thoughts?​

so your sorry *** ducks are going to score 70 pts and r.williams has a sack.

 

[Danny White]

Are you serious???? Please tell me your joking.

It's you're.

 

[BrAinPaiNt]

It's you're.

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[Rackat]

The anlysis, as always, is on spot. What spot it is on is anyone's guess. I just thank heaven that we don't have a left arm handed QB to mess it up for us. As usual, the reactions are priceless as the anlization.

 

[Danny White]

How could they have this date and game circled, when the schedule wasn't announced until April.

I stopped reading right there.

I stopped reading at "Thoughts?"

 

[Pittman4Two]

The anlysis, as always, is on spot. What spot it is on is anyone's guess. I just thank heaven that we don't have a left arm handed QB to mess it up for us. As usual, the reactions are priceless as the anlization.

Good point.

I miss Chris Simms and the way he threw with his left-handed arm.

 

[TellerMorrow34]

Good afternoon Cowboys fans, I've grown to enjoy your warm gratitude and intellect. Having said that, I think it's time to bring to the table a plentiful dish of truthfulness, a side of honesty, and a tall glass of knowledge.​

The Buccaneers had this game circled on their calendar since before the whistle blew in the Raiders game last season. Rumors are that Gruden had drawn up games for this game during the Raiders game in order to get some things on tape for himself...or in this case future head coaches. Looking back, that's now a solid seven months of gameplanning, fine-tuning, scheming, preparing, researching, and scheming.​

Bucs players largely took the pro bowl off in order to get as much preparation in as possible. Unfortunately, Dallas has had to deal with many-a-distraction since TO left. Is the stadium too big? Will the jumbotron interfere? Will Wade Phillips gain anymore weight? Is the Roy Williams switch to WR panning out? Can Romo handle his ewsurption as field goal snap holder? Will Marion Barber finally elude his brother's shadow? This is just a snippet of the questions that the football world will be asking about the Cowboys.​

Add to that multitude of issues the fact that the Pewter Pirates are lying in wait, ready to fire those cannons, raise the battle flags, instill fear, etc.​

Below is how my breakdown panned out.​

The Tampa Bay Buccanneers (Super Bowl XXXIIIX Champs, NFC Southern Champs, Head Coach Raheem Morris) vs. cowboys​

When? Sunday, 1pm​

Where? Raymond James Stadium​

Announcers? Yes​

Weather? Partly cloudy with a chance of sun and rain.​

Turf? The best natural turf in the world.​

Summarization​

When the Bucs have the ball...​

One of, if not, the finest free agency pickups in the NFL League was the signing of Byron Leftwich. Few have been able to see this man in person and how much of a presence he gives when he is on the field. I'm sure many of you have not seen his prestine mechanics as a quarterback. He is one of the few where you can watch his wind up and follow through to really respect it. You can't coach these techniques and I apologize that your defense may have the best seat in the house to see it in motion.​

Supporting Leftwich is a triage of running backs including the household names of Ward, Williams, and Graham...not to mention Clifton Smith (2008 Pro Bowler) and BJ Askew. The crying shame is there aren't enough footballs to go around.​

When the Cowboys play defense...​

Mike Jenkins and Orlando Scandrick will have some issues this week with the pure talent, skill, and ability of Antonio Bryant, Michael Clayton, and perhaps the greatest TE ever to don a Bucs uniform, Kellen Winslow Jr. Wade Phillips must be having nightmares all night about this three-headed monster that Leftwich has at his controls.​

With the Bucs winning the time of possession, it's always icing on the cake to have a kicker to depend on...and we finally have it with Mike Nugent. The man made several clutch kicks at Michigan and I look forward for him to translate that success into a pro bowl appearance in the pro bowl.​

Projections​

QB Leftwich - 23-28, 312 yards, 2 TD's, 0 INT
RB Williams - 11 rush, 83 yards, 1 TD
RB Ward - 13 rush, 108 yards, 2 TD
RB Graham - 18 rush, 72 yards, 1 TD
WR Clayton - 4 rec, 90 yards, 1 TD
WR Bryant - 8 rec, 111 yards, 2 TD
TE Winslow - 13 rec, 81 yards, 1 TD​

QB Romo - 11-29, 119 yards, 1 TD, 2 INT, 0 picks
RB Jones - 23 rush, 68 yards, 0 TD
WR Williams - 4 rec. 42 yards, 3 tackles, 1 sack
TE Witten - 9 rec. 82 yards, 1 TD​

Final Score​

Buccaneers 30​

Cowboys 14​

Thoughts?​

LOL!!!!!


Man you're seriously my favorite non-Cowboy fan poster. You crack me up all the time. The best part is the responses you get from the people who apparently are incapable of getting it. Hilarious.

 

[TellerMorrow34]

Are there still posters who believe Pittman is serious?

:laugh2:

It's pretty evident that there are. Which just makes it even more worth it.

How could they have this date and game circled, when the schedule wasn't announced until April.

I stopped reading right there.

Oh Lord. Thankfully you did. You'd have really been lost after that.

While this has nothing to do with the fairy tale you wove in your original post, I would like to point out the following.

Triage has nothing to do with three. Triage is a French word made English that means : the sorting of and allocation of treatment to patients.

Maybe you meant triad.

However, after the Dallas defense hammers Leftwich because the guy is immobile and a sitting duck, there will be some triage going on in the hospital where they take him during the game.

:laugh2: Way to make it crystal clear that you're the one who actually doesn't get it.

Are you serious???? Please tell me your joking.

Please tell us you'rejoking.

 

[Tusan_Homichi]

Greatness as usual P42.

 

[Dawgs0916]

hm. guess i was too harsh.

 

[JoeSmooth]

That was hilarious. Great work and we need more like you.

 

[DallasDomination]

Good afternoon Cowboys fans, I've grown to enjoy your warm gratitude and intellect. Having said that, I think it's time to bring to the table a plentiful dish of truthfulness, a side of honesty, and a tall glass of knowledge.​

The Buccaneers had this game circled on their calendar since before the whistle blew in the Raiders game last season. Rumors are that Gruden had drawn up games for this game during the Raiders game in order to get some things on tape for himself...or in this case future head coaches. Looking back, that's now a solid seven months of gameplanning, fine-tuning, scheming, preparing, researching, and scheming.​

Bucs players largely took the pro bowl off in order to get as much preparation in as possible. Unfortunately, Dallas has had to deal with many-a-distraction since TO left. Is the stadium too big? Will the jumbotron interfere? Will Wade Phillips gain anymore weight? Is the Roy Williams switch to WR panning out? Can Romo handle his ewsurption as field goal snap holder? Will Marion Barber finally elude his brother's shadow? This is just a snippet of the questions that the football world will be asking about the Cowboys.​

Add to that multitude of issues the fact that the Pewter Pirates are lying in wait, ready to fire those cannons, raise the battle flags, instill fear, etc.​

Below is how my breakdown panned out.​

The Tampa Bay Buccanneers (Super Bowl XXXIIIX Champs, NFC Southern Champs, Head Coach Raheem Morris) vs. cowboys​

When? Sunday, 1pm​

Where? Raymond James Stadium​

Announcers? Yes​

Weather? Partly cloudy with a chance of sun and rain.​

Turf? The best natural turf in the world.​

Summarization​

When the Bucs have the ball...​

One of, if not, the finest free agency pickups in the NFL League was the signing of Byron Leftwich. Few have been able to see this man in person and how much of a presence he gives when he is on the field. I'm sure many of you have not seen his prestine mechanics as a quarterback. He is one of the few where you can watch his wind up and follow through to really respect it. You can't coach these techniques and I apologize that your defense may have the best seat in the house to see it in motion.​

Supporting Leftwich is a triage of running backs including the household names of Ward, Williams, and Graham...not to mention Clifton Smith (2008 Pro Bowler) and BJ Askew. The crying shame is there aren't enough footballs to go around.​

When the Cowboys play defense...​

Mike Jenkins and Orlando Scandrick will have some issues this week with the pure talent, skill, and ability of Antonio Bryant, Michael Clayton, and perhaps the greatest TE ever to don a Bucs uniform, Kellen Winslow Jr. Wade Phillips must be having nightmares all night about this three-headed monster that Leftwich has at his controls.​

With the Bucs winning the time of possession, it's always icing on the cake to have a kicker to depend on...and we finally have it with Mike Nugent. The man made several clutch kicks at Michigan and I look forward for him to translate that success into a pro bowl appearance in the pro bowl.​

Projections​

QB Leftwich - 23-28, 312 yards, 2 TD's, 0 INT
RB Williams - 11 rush, 83 yards, 1 TD
RB Ward - 13 rush, 108 yards, 2 TD
RB Graham - 18 rush, 72 yards, 1 TD
WR Clayton - 4 rec, 90 yards, 1 TD
WR Bryant - 8 rec, 111 yards, 2 TD
TE Winslow - 13 rec, 81 yards, 1 TD​

QB Romo - 11-29, 119 yards, 1 TD, 2 INT, 0 picks
RB Jones - 23 rush, 68 yards, 0 TD
WR Williams - 4 rec. 42 yards, 3 tackles, 1 sack
TE Witten - 9 rec. 82 yards, 1 TD​

Final Score​

Buccaneers 30​

Cowboys 14​

Thoughts?​

What the hell?

Buahahahhahahahahahahaha

 

[dwdj75]

Bucs players largely took the pro bowl off in order to get as much preparation in as possible.​

Best line of the awsome analyzis imo. ​

 

[AlcoholicNinja]

Another classic. :laugh1: Hope we get several more visits from P42 this season.

 

[TwoDeep3]

Imagine my chagrin when I find out all the BFFs texted OMG and LOL because I didn't realize this guy was in a clique on this board.

Well, you sure got me.

 

[AtlCB]

Unfortunately, Dallas has had to deal with many-a-distraction since TO left. Is the stadium too big? Will the jumbotron interfere? Will Wade Phillips gain anymore weight? Is the Roy Williams switch to WR panning out? Can Romo handle his ewsurption as field goal snap holder? Will Marion Barber finally elude his brother's shadow? This is just a snippet of the questions that the football world will be asking about the Cowboys.

 

[blur2122]

Hilarious as always. I particularly enjoyed the Summarization of the Analyzation.

 

[casmith07]

I would love to see a Bucs Analyzation here each week...even if this is a Cowboys board

 

[Nav22]

Proof that this guy isn't a real Bucs fan...

He misspelled Buccaneers. There should be one "n", not two.

I don't care how lax some people might be towards spelling. If you're a fan of a team, you absolutely know how to spell the team name, even if it's 10 letters long.

 

[CowboyMike]

P42, spot on analyzisizing as always. I was hoping you'd post something before the game and I was happy to find that you did.

I do believe that Romo throwing 2 Interceptions, yet 0 picks clearly puts him in the elite category. No?