Caption the Commanders fan

[Bob Sacamano]

mah, put the chicken in the oven, our boys are getting whooped, so I'm going to leave in a few

 

[The30YardSlant]

I thought John Candy was dead?

 

[smarta5150]

Again with a mis-used quote button... damn Summer...

 

[Royal Laegotti]

1 supersize popcorn w/ 1 gal. butter $11.00
7 bud lights @ $12.50 each = $87.50
Special edition Vintage Cap avalible only at a Commanders Store $45.00
3 Footlong chilldogs w/ bacon @ $15.00 each = $45.00
Authenthic Imitation Strike year champion jersey $395.00
Upper level partially obstructed season tickets plus license fee $4500.00

Making Little Danny's jetpayment while enjoying a 5-11 season=Priceless!

That post is priceless. Especially the Authentic Imitation Strike year champion jersey. Just priceless!!

 

[Wimbo]

Whaddda-ya-mean the Readskins don't got a Hemi???

 

[Typhus]

Nope, Im telling ya I cant sit down, cause the guy in front of me thinks my belly button fuzz is free cotton candy.

 

[bbgun]

http://img244.*************/img244/6351/p1redskinsce6.jpg

 

[Bleed Blue]

Look man! You said I couldn't get your family in the game for free. I won so,pay up or i'll take this cup of beer and drown them. lol!

 

[LittleBoyBlue]

Ok.... lookee here.... we gots a problem... I am at the game... the coach looks dead... but he is walking around.... the running back is moving his lips but no one knows what the hell he is saying... Quincy Carter is now Qb'ing our team... oh wait... never mind... thats that Campbell kid.... Santana Moss just pulled his pud... er... hamstring.... the thug just floored the kicker AGAIN.... AND this guy just told me that I look like an EXTREMELY swollen Jimmy Johnson formerly of the Dallas Cowboys

 

[JIMMYBUFFETT]

Sorry guys , but it looks like Wade Phillips on a scouting trip .

 

[GimmeTheBall!]

Ma, tell me if the technical institute reopens in Farmers Branch.

 

[LowTech]

Hey boy.........you got a pretty mouth. Now squeal like a pig.

 

[Zaxor]

Hey Ma, I think I ate me Daniel Snyder.... what!?.. Well I was so mad at... Yeah I'll be right home Ma

 

[Hoofbite]

To steal a bit from Jim Gaffigan:

"Im fat, pale and a Commander fan.......I'm like a giant recessive gene."

 

[Spectre]

"Why yes Mr. Snyder, I played a little Guard in high school. Why do you ask?"

 

[dogunwo]

Yeah, this is Bubba. I agree the Hall of Fame sucks, how can Monk not be in?

 

[lspain1]

Negative...Chopper 2!!! I am NOT a landing pad!

 

[StanleySpadowski]

Hello, Art speaking....

 

[BrAinPaiNt]

<on the phone with his agent>
Heck yes I want the part. I would love to do
the long awaited sequel to King Ralph.
It's not like the Skins are doing anything.

 

[YosemiteSam]

Yeah Snyder, if you can't get them to restructure their contracts. Just send them my way and I'll wolf them down. I'm still digesting LaVarr Arrington. (taps stomach with beer in hand)