Caption the Commanders fan

[Royal Laegotti]

Can you believe Mr. Snyder made me buy two season tickets for myself. Damn Skins I think I am going to be a Boys fan next year.

 

[Crown Royal]

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DIABEETUS
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[AtlCB]

http://img.***BLOCKED***/albums/v22/pfjunkie/Football/p1_redskins.jpg

OMG!!!!

 

[phillycard]

I don't give a damn if Weight Watchers is 75% off this month, for the last time baby I'm not joining! Now stop bothering me, Coach Gibbs needs this line clear for Sean Taylor's phone call!

 

[phillycard]

"Welcome to Match.com. You have no new messages. You have zero saved messages. Press the # button to return to the main menu."

 

[TwentyOne]

I'm #1 so why try harder?

 

[Colo]

Hello, On Star? Yeah, little Danny has locked himself in his car again. Yeah, the little guy's pretty scared in the...oh wait, it just unlocked! He's so happy! Thanks On Star, you guys rock!

 

[devman90]

You have no idea how difficult it is to swallow 3 Basketballs

 

[DallasEast]

"M-O-O-N. That spells 'Commanders'!"​

With apologies to Stephen King

 

[ArmchairRedskin]

Awesome thread you miserable effers. I lol'd.

 

[dfense]

What? they're outa pulled pork?

 

[DallasEast]

"Snyder?
I know you're up there.
I can feel you now.
I know that you're afraid...
You're afraid of us.
You're afraid of change.
I don't know the future.
I didn't come here to tell you how this is going to end.
I came here to tell you how it's going to begin.
I'm going to hang up this phone, and then I'm going to show these people what you don't want them to see.
I'm going to show them a world without you.
A world without rules and controls, without borders or boundaries.
A world where anything is possible.
Where we go from there is a choice I leave to you."​

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I'm kinda disappoint that there aren't more Matrix fans on this thread.

 

[AtlCB]

Awesome thread you miserable effers. I lol'd.

He's your team's biggest fan - literally!

 

[ArmchairRedskin]

He's your team's biggest fan - literally!

I can't lie. Some of you came up with some hilarious ish. Props and Pabst Blue Ribbon all around.

 

[AtlCB]

I can't lie. Some of you came up with some hilarious ish. Props and Pabst Blue Ribbon all around.

It's all in good fun. I'm glad to see that you have a good sense of humor about this.

 

[dogunwo]

I can't lie. Some of you came up with some hilarious ish. Props and Pabst Blue Ribbon all around.

PBR? You country bumpkin'

 

[sbuscha]

I am trying my best to look like a hogg!!!!

 

[BouncingCheese]

"Welcome to Match.com. You have no new messages. You have zero saved messages. Press the # button to return to the main menu."

HAHAHAHHAHAHAAAAAAAHAHAHA

 

[DallasEast]

"Heeeeeello? You're my agent. Get it through your thick skull. 'I... will... not... play the meteor in Armageddon II'. My wife will not let me live down my playing that huge rock in the first picture. No more, you here! *click!* "

 

[ZeroClub]

Whole hog​