Caption the Commanders fan

I apologize in advance...I had to go there.

http://img519.*************/img519/4176/bbguncopypl8.png
 
BigDFan5;1497080 said:
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The way they talk, you'd swear they've won 3 out of 4! :D
 
serious question, do they not make jerseys big enough for him or wait?
Second question, with arms like that why go sleeveless?
Third question, what is holding that crotch level hat up?
 
Thehoofbite;1497291 said:
To steal a bit from Jim Gaffigan:

"Im fat, pale and a Commander fan.......I'm like a giant recessive gene."
The best so far.
 
Yeah Erlene, I told you I'm Daniel Snyder's father, not Dannelynn's.
 
Now Danny...Don't get your heart broken. You know I'm engaged to Joe Theismann.
 
BigDFan5;1497080 said:





No....huh..uh...I've not seen Taylor and Springs coach...If I do I'll give you a call.....What?...heck ya Landry rules!...Tell Dan the Man to keep it real, ya hear?......burp........
 
Hostile;1497142 said:
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Then they told me to pee in this here cup. I ain't seen my wanker since high school. It weren't easy.

No, I have no idea why I still have the cup.




:laugh2: :laugh1: :laugh2: :laugh1: :laugh2: HAHAHAHAHAhahhahhaahhahaaaaaa!
 
Hostile;1497142 said:
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Then they told me to pee in this here cup. I ain't seen my wanker since high school. It weren't easy.

No, I have no idea why I still have the cup.

That just weren't riiight, Hos. :laugh2:
 
BigDFan5;1497080 said:

"Yeah, I had to give my belly button some air, he needed to breathe...By the way you really have to try setting your beer cup in your belly button; It is an awesome cup holder. I found the tip about how to do it on Commanders.com"
 
BigDFan5;1497080 said:


"Hello...hey Dirk...go ahead and send the forklift and flatbed truck over to the stadium...I'm coming home early...the Cowboys are kicking the hell out of my 2nd rate team"!
 
random Cs;1497566 said:
I want that hat.


I would like to have two hats like that...

One to crap on, and the other to cover it up with!

:cool:
 
5Stars;1497569 said:
I would like to have two hats like that...

One to crap on, and the other to cover it up with!

:cool:

:laugh2: :laugh2: :laugh2: :laugh2: :bow:
 
BigDFan5;1497080 said:


The official ugly, red-headed step-child of NFL fandom. This is what happens when your parents are Dallas fans..............and they hate you.

SS

:star:
 

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