Caption This (Dez @ Charity game)

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http://cowboysblog.***BANNED-URL***/files/2015/06/CHARITY_BASEBALL_GAME_44689081.jpg

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Dez Bryant flies by the seat of his pants... and inadvertently creates a "wardrobe malfunction" in his pants in the process, to the disgust of the crowd

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..... well, most of the crowd.
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Inspired by @Seven :)
 
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My contract situation has me all flipped upside down
 

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Not a caption.

I don't like players doing things that look dangerous.
 

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A lot of them are teenagers that look like they ain't know what the hell they were doing. Odell Beckham, Calvin, Dez, Brandon Marshall lots of wide receivers do a back flip after some of their touch downs.
 

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Tom Condon...See Jerry, he can play baseball or join the circus, that sitting out games thing is not a hollow threat.
 

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Throw it now, I'll catch it with my feet.

There is no rule for that.
 

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That could have been a broken neck, had he not stuck the landing. Not the brightest of things to do, when you are trying to get more money from your team.

Lots of truth to this...but, you cannot keep a competitor down. But, if he does not want to attend OTA's because he might get injured he goes out and does this? lol

Where is his agent? Why would his agent let him do this?
 

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Lots of truth to this...but, you cannot keep a competitor down. But, if he does not want to attend OTA's because he might get injured he goes out and does this? lol

Where is his agent? Why would his agent let him do this?

It's kind of silly that he won't sign the tag that guarantees him at least 13m because he wants more security.
 

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It's kind of silly that he won't sign the tag that guarantees him at least 13m because he wants more security.


Maybe the deal is done, but not announced yet. Maybe that is what he is jumping for joy. ??
 
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