Catch Phrases You Dread Hearing

"If only I knew then what I know now". What the hell, where would the excuses for making mistakes be with that? What I know now, I learned along the way and mostly by making the wrong decisions. Damned shame, life doesn't come with a manual.
 
So-in-so is (or isn't) "clutch."

The use of that word automatically places the person in my "Don't consider this person's knowledge or intelligence relevant to the subject at hand. They are mindless parrots."

A clutch is the mechanism to disengage the transmission or drive train from the engine of a vehicle to shift gears or idle in gear... or it's to grab something with the hand.

A person is neither of these things.
 
"like I said"

I ask what's wrong; their reply, "nothing"

"I'm fine"

"know what i mean?"

"your test results came back"
 
"If only I knew then what I know now". What the hell, where would the excuses for making mistakes be with that? What I know now, I learned along the way and mostly by making the wrong decisions. Damned shame, life doesn't come with a manual.
If life eventually comes with a manual, I want mine on audio book with James Earl Jones doing the reading so I'll know it's important.
 
I'm already sick of that one.

"If my aunt had nads she'd be my uncle". Just heard it too many times.

"Call me anything you like, just don't call me late for dinner." Ick.

"No." Wellllll, when I was younger!!!!
That second one still gives me a chuckle. Haven't heard that one in a while.
 
"Looking to date someone financially stable .... " (Translates to: "I'm a gold digging ho," and it's often someone who makes sandwiches or cuts hair for $10 per hour.)
 

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