Signed by Cowboys Chase Haslet Hired As Offensive Quality Control

[408Cowboy]

Guess who his dad is

Hoffa?

 

[LucaBrasi]

Thank you Speed! I thought we were hiring a 14 person analytics team to review that type of information.......

I believe that 14 person analytics team that McCarthy wanted was similar to him telling Jerry "I watched every snap of the 2019 Cowboys." Mike's response AFTER he got the job "I didn't watch every play, I just really wanted this job."

They'll be no 14 person analytics team.

 

[Kaiser]

Who?.....and what?

Dude. Its CHASE FREAKIN HASLET.

The mods are going to change the blue "Breaking News" icon to one that says "Ha, made ya click".

 

[ShiningStar]

im fine with it, who cares if its a nothing job he gets a paycheck, so did Garrett and his family

If hes good at it, he ll climb the ranks. he got teh chance, its up to him to do something with it.

 

[Rockport]

I find it amusing that some folks don't know what the job is or even who the person is, but was able to find something to snark about. That's an underrated skill. No shade.

That’s not a skill it’s a mental illness.

 

[stilltheguru]

Someone not a child of a garbage coaching staff affiliate

Who did you want that was more qualified to watch film and chart plays?

 

[Fritsch_the_cat]

able to find something to snark about

It's what we're good at.

 

[Dylan88Wilson]

No more running up the middle for two yards on first down????

 

[cowboyec]

We dont want the most qualified, just a family friend

none of them are qualified...thats why their entry job is quality control.
there are no 7yr quality control coaches.

 

[Risen Star]

Awful. He's too young to control the quality of our offense.

 

[Risen Star]

That’s not a skill it’s a mental illness.

These people are sick, bro.

 

[WoodysGirl]

It's what we're good at.

Kudos

 

[Risen Star]

You may be okay with that. I am not.

 

[cowboy_ron]

It's what we're good at.

Especially by our resident eagles fans.

 

[iceberg]

He turns this knob every once in awhile. The location of the knob is a tightly held secret. Even Jason Garrett did not know it's location or even its existence.

crank that chit UP!

or

"our quality goes to 11"

 

[Rayman70]

WHICH MEANS DADDY HASLET will be named to a position soon, more than likely. Linebackers coach? I know McCurley is the assistant LB coach...but we do not have a main LB coach as of yet. Jim Haslet would make sense.

 

[speedkilz88]

WHICH MEANS DADDY HASLET will be named to a position soon, more than likely. Linebackers coach? I know McCurley is the assistant LB coach...but we do not have a main LB coach as of yet. Jim Haslet would make sense.

They just hired George Edwards

 

[cowboy_ron]

Does this complete the staff?

 

[Rayman70]

They just hired George Edwards

oh, that just happen today? I must have missed it. My Bad.

 

[Rayman70]

Who is George Edwards btw?