LOL... OK, now for one of my stories...
After I enrolled at UTEP, they sent me a questionnaire to fill out, to help pick out a roomate of similar interests... well, I got down there, and the guy they picked out as a good match for me was 26, fresh out of the Army... I was 18, barely... he was an engineering major, I was a microbiology major... I had all day classes, mostly morning classes, he had all afternoon and evening classes... he was 6-7, might have weighed 160 pounds...
And he was gay... I mean, SERIOUSLY, out of the closet gay... the first time I walked into the dorm room and found him in bed with a guy, I threw the guy out, and had a serious conversation with him; I'm not homophobic, but I don't have to put up with that crap in my bedroom... he asked me if it was any different from me bringing a girl in there, I told him to bring that one up if and when he ever caught me in bed with a girl in that room...
The second time I caught him in bed with yet another guy, I beat the dogsnot out of both of them... I'll bet they still tell stories about that fight, it spilled out into the halls, drew a real big audience... it got bloody, real fast...
I then called my folks, and they sent down the extra cash I'd need to have a room to myself the rest of my time down there...
It was then that I figured out I wasn't cut out to do the roommate thing...