Cologne

theogt;3322759 said:
People that actually say things like this are usually people that wear cologne, so it makes sense.
Oh, but hey... He gets the ladies and we don't. And all it takes is to douse yourself in toilet water. Why has no one mentioned this before?!?!?!
 
peplaw06;3322876 said:
Oh, but hey... He gets the ladies and we don't. And all it takes is to douse yourself in toilet water. Why has no one mentioned this before?!?!?!
That's right. It's a simple concept. You need to get on board.

;)
 
peplaw06;3322876 said:
Oh, but hey... He gets the ladies and we don't. And all it takes is to douse yourself in toilet water. Why has no one mentioned this before?!?!?!

I'm still trying to figure out how the human race propagated itself for millions of years without the benefit of cologne. Seems .. impossible.
 
Bob Sacamano;3322471 said:
C'mon, you stole that. You know you can't afford it.
lol. It was like 70 or 80 bucks if I remember right. which atleast for me was expensive but like I said I only wear it once in a blue moon so it was worth it.

Thatkidbob;3322555 said:
Good choice...

My last chick bought me a bottle a couple years ago, and I'm still working on it...

Girls love the stuff.
that seems to be the case from my expierences wearing it.
 
Bob Sacamano;3322471 said:
C'mon, you stole that. You know you can't afford it.
Dude, you can find it for 29.99 at a Ross Dress for Less.
 
windward;3323115 said:
Dude, you can find it for 29.99 at a Ross Dress for Less.
I just checked google and you can get it for 30-40 bucks now. thanks i'm gonna have to get another bottle since it costs half as much as i paid for it a few years ago.
 
windward;3323115 said:
Dude, you can find it for 29.99 at a Ross Dress for Less.

I think it's as low as $25.99 at guyswhowearperfume.com
 
I bought a bottle of this the other day. This cologne is the best you can get. Creed has been around for 250 years.

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I rarely wear cologne but when I do it's Aramis. Back when I was a man about town in Dallas, the only place you could get it was N-M but that's probably changed by now.

Don't need it out on the ranch; my current bottle I got in the 1980s and it will probably last me a few more years.

It will cover any undesireable scent and do it with dignity.
 
notherbob;3380684 said:
Don't need it out on the ranch; my current bottle I got in the 1980s and it will probably last me a few more years.

Ummmm, ya know cologne isn't honey, it DOES go bad, right!?
 
DallasCowpoke;3380695 said:
Ummmm, ya know cologne isn't honey, it DOES go bad, right!?
what?????damn
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I remember a firm client came into my office once as her young son crawled into it and said, I guess he came here because of how nice the office smelled (meaning my cologne). I have had women on the street tell me how great my cologne was.

Hey, to each his own. If you don't want to wear any, fine but I feel naked without cologne on.
 
bbgun;3322899 said:
I'm still trying to figure out how the human race propagated itself for millions of years without the benefit of cologne. Seems .. impossible.

I heard not wiping your *** after you **** is an equal substitute for wearing cologne.

I would assume that is the reason why cologne was invented the same day as toilet paper and countries that use bidets are traditionally non-cologne wearing.

(yes, made it all up)
 
BrAinPaiNt;3322202 said:
Used to wear obsession.

Then Joop.

Now on the rare occasions that I wear cologne, I wear royal copenhagen.


The scent of chew does have a certain Je ne sais quoi charm to it.

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bbgun;3322118 said:
Have never worn it. Conjures up images of swarthy disco types with gold chains and open shirts.


Slate would throw his bottle of Obession at you for that comment!
 
Joe Realist;3380837 said:
Slate would throw his bottle of Obession at you for that comment!

Nah. He wears something called "Smell of Failure."
 
Kilyin wears Escape occasionally and it is delicious on him.

The key is not bathing in it.
 
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