Cowfan75
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Man, because I was agreeing with another member in here. What do you care?
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My brother is an Eagle fan. He's going to the game Sunday and asked if I wanted to go. I told him that I hate the 49ers more than Philly, but that there's no freaking way it's a good idea if I'm around Philly fans IN Philly. I'm still pissed about the Irvin injury and Santa getting pelted with batteries filled ice balls. The ice just wasn't enough.
If you don't think that's funny, your mom's jaw dislocates like a Burmese Python.
If you don't think that's funny, your mom's jaw dislocates like a Burmese Python.
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Why do you care?
Cowfan75
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I asked you the same question.
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American football coach Ted Lasso is hired to coach a British football (soccer) club, even though he knows nothing about soccer. His friend Coach Beard comes up with flashcards so Lasso can learn the names of the other teams in the league by relating them to American football teams that Lasso knows.
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OK, so there was a college class on the paranormal.
First day of class, the prof asks: How many of you believe in ghosts? Maybe half the class raised their hands.
Prof then asked, How many of you have seen a ghost? Maybe a dozen people raised their hands.
Next: How many of you have actually had contact with a ghost. 5 people rais their hands.
Prof then nods his head, and asks, sort of tongue-in-cheek: How many of you have made love to a ghost?
To his surprise, a guy way in the back of the class raises his hand. Prof says, w/ no little shock in his voice: In all my years of teaching this class, no one has ever answered that question in the affirmative. Would you mind coming down front?
This guy comes out of his seat and jauntily makes his way to the front of the class.
Prof is still a little shocked, but asks him: So, what was it like to make love to a ghost?
The rednecks does a doubletake and blurts out: Ghost? Hades, I thought you said goat!!!!!
First day of class, the prof asks: How many of you believe in ghosts? Maybe half the class raised their hands.
Prof then asked, How many of you have seen a ghost? Maybe a dozen people raised their hands.
Next: How many of you have actually had contact with a ghost. 5 people rais their hands.
Prof then nods his head, and asks, sort of tongue-in-cheek: How many of you have made love to a ghost?
To his surprise, a guy way in the back of the class raises his hand. Prof says, w/ no little shock in his voice: In all my years of teaching this class, no one has ever answered that question in the affirmative. Would you mind coming down front?
This guy comes out of his seat and jauntily makes his way to the front of the class.
Prof is still a little shocked, but asks him: So, what was it like to make love to a ghost?
The rednecks does a doubletake and blurts out: Ghost? Hades, I thought you said goat!!!!!