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[Fmart322]

When I die I want Jerry Jones to send 6 Dallas Cowboys players to be my pallbearers so they can let me down 1 more time.

 

[GimmeTheBall!]

What did Landry's ghost whisper in Jerry's ear?
Nothing. Landry is always tight-lipped.

 

[nobody]

If only someone could force Jerry Jones to read this thread.

 

[ArbynTX]

I literally laughed out loud at this! Excellent!

 

[Jake]

 

[DZSierra]

FYI not my own...

A guy dies and goes straight to hell. His first day the devil comes around and asks, "Well buddy is it hot enough for ya down here?"

The guy replies, "Aw, Ahm from Texas. We get hotter days than this in Houston in the springtime." This pisses the devil off so he goes over and turns the thermostat up. Next day it's the same thing: "Is it hot enough for ya now Tex?" And the Texan says, "Aw, we get hotter days than this in Del Rio in the wintertime." Pissed off again, the devil turns up the thermostat some more. So it goes day after day. The devil asks if its hot enough for the Texan, the Texan names another Texas city that's hotter than hell, and the devil turns up the temperature some more. After a while the fires are really roarin', the smoke is blowin', and the brimstone is boilin'. One Sunday morning the the devil asks again how Tex likes the weather. Tex says, "Aw, the smoke and the fire don't bother me. I used to live over on the east side of Dallas by an oil refinery. And the stink ain't no problem. When the wind blew in from Pasadena, it was a lot worse than down here. So if ya could just get the temperature up a little higher, raise the humidity up to 100%, throw in a hurricane and a storm surge and half a dozen tornados and 57 trillion mosquitos as big as turkey buzzards... why, I thing I could be as comfortable here as I was back home in Dallas.

That really pissed the devil off and he went to turn the thermostat up again. BUT, it was already all the way up, and heat didn't seem to bother Tex anyway. There was only one thing to do: he turned the thermostat ALL THE WAY DOWN! The temperature started fallin' like a stone. By evening it was COLD! So he went to see the Dallas man. The guy was obviously miserable, coated in ice, blue and shiverin', with ice hanging from his ears.

This pleased the devil 'cause he's in the torment business. He sneers at the man from Dallas and asks "Well Tex, how do ya like this weather?" Tex is shiverin' so hard he can hardly talk. He says, "Can't really say I care for it much." Then he gives the devil a great big smile and says "But I guess it's worth it." The devil says, "What the heck you mean 'It's worth it'? And why are you so damned happy?" The Dallas man replies, "Well with hell bein' froze over and all, it must mean Dak finally won the Super Bowl!"

 

[DZSierra]

I never thought I'd see the day where a staff member here wanted us to join him in laughing at the Cowboys for their failures.

Humor can used as a defense mechanism for grief.

 

[RustyBourneHorse]

 

[RustyBourneHorse]

Same.

Well, laughter is the best medicine sometimes.

 

[Cowfan75]

Well, laughter is the best medicine sometimes.

Sometimes, with disparaging comments here and there. Or sometimes when it comes to my terrible job or bad sex life. But what's funny about tired jokes and memes that our rivals have been using to make fun of us for years?

 

[Bobhaze]

Sometimes, with disparaging comments here and there. Or sometimes when it comes to my terrible job or bad sex life. But what's funny about tired jokes and memes that our rivals have been using to make fun of us for years?

Two thoughts that are just my opinion:

• Its healthy to be able to laugh at yourself sometimes.
• I understand if that doesn’t work for you. Don’t feel the need to post on this thread.

 

[RustyBourneHorse]

Sometimes, with disparaging comments here and there. Or sometimes when it comes to my terrible job or bad sex life. But what's funny about tired jokes and memes that our rivals have been using to make fun of us for years?

Being able to laugh at ourselves. Besides, if we find it funny too, then it can also be a good defencive mechanism.

 

[Cowfan75]

Being able to laugh at ourselves. Besides, if we find it funny too, then it can also be a good defencive mechanism.

I laugh at myself daily. In an internal, self-loathing kind of way. I'm still too raw from another waste of a season. In a month or so, I'm sure I'll be looking at Kellen Moore memes.

 

[maryquality]

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[RustyBourneHorse]

I laugh at myself daily. In an internal, self-loathing kind of way. I'm still too raw from another waste of a season. In a month or so, I'm sure I'll be looking at Kellen Moore memes.

I don't necessarily laugh at myself with self-loathing. Moreso out of entertainment and to try to entertain others. That said, laughter can be good self preservation.

 

[maryquality]

I don't necessarily laugh at myself with self-loathing. Moreso out of entertainment and to try to entertain others. That said, laughter can be good self preservation.

I laugh at this to keep from crying!!

 

[DStar22]

when asked what one phrase would describe the above picture of a Dallas cowboys receiver in white, Dak said: " A pass opportunity"

 

[SlammedZero]

This one gave me a good chuckle.

 

[IrishAnto]

What do you call the Cowboys team at the next SB?
The audience!

 

[kskboys]

Sometimes, with disparaging comments here and there. Or sometimes when it comes to my terrible job or bad sex life. But what's funny about tired jokes and memes that our rivals have been using to make fun of us for years?

Man, then why are you in this thread? It's blatantly obvious what it's about.