Complaint Box

[Ranched]

It's well worth it to pee standing up.

Lol. Hope you're doing good my friend.

I liked your old name better.

 

[CouchCoach]

Lol. Hope you're doing good my friend.

I liked your old name better.

Me too, we could make the G mean whatever we wanted to in order to fit the post. And I always wondered about G1.

 

[G2]

Lol. Hope you're doing good my friend.

I liked your old name better.

Me too, we could make the G mean whatever we wanted to in order to fit the post. And I always wondered about G1.

I'm lobbying to get it back.

 

[CouchCoach]

I'm lobbying to get it back.

Did they say why you couldn't have it?

 

[G2]

Did they say why you couldn't have it?

No, I thought that you weren't allowed to change your screen name

 

[CouchCoach]

No, I thought that you weren't allowed to change your screen name

If no one else has used it, you should be able to use it.

 

[Runwildboys]

It's well worth it to pee standing up.

Especially in the woods.

 

[lukin2006]

Internet grammar police ... those people need a life.

 

[Runwildboys]

Internet grammar police ... those people need a life.

You mean to say, "Those people need lives."

 

[Londonboy]

There appears to be a Lemon Squash shortage in London.
I've been visiting 3 Supermarkets (big Hypermarket sized ones, not little local types) every day for about a week, none of them have had any Lemon Squash.
Has there been some sort of catastrophic blight that's ruined Lemon Crops Globally?

 

[lukin2006]

Especially in the woods.

You know many times my soon to be x has said that ....

 

[lukin2006]

You mean to say, "Those people need lives."

not you as well ...

 

[CouchCoach]

There appears to be a Lemon Squash shortage in London.
I've been visiting 3 Supermarkets (big Hypermarket sized ones, not little local types) every day for about a week, none of them have had any Lemon Squash.
Has there been some sort of catastrophic blight that's ruined Lemon Crops Globally?

Is that what we call a yellow squash over here? Or is that a type of lemon? You mentioned lemon crops.

 

[nobody]

Is this a new complaint, a reply to an existing complaint, or an explanation of why there are seven people dead in your living room?

It's about the guys who insist on talking to strangers at the urinal. Therapee

 

[CouchCoach]

It's about the guys who insist on talking to strangers at the urinal. Therapee

We're gonna have to separate you punsters, you just feed off each other. Runny's composing something as I write this. Unless he's urinal retentive.

 

[Londonboy]

Is that what we call a yellow squash over here? Or is that a type of lemon? You mentioned lemon crops.

Sorry CC, My bad.
Squash is a concentrated extract of fruits with sugars and such, that is diluted with water to taste, it comes in many flavours, orange is by far the most popular, but I love Lemon.
It's also sometimes called Cordial, not sure what You folks call it.

 

[OmerV]

Especially in the woods.

If you pee in the woods and no one is around to see it, did it really happen?

 

[Runwildboys]

If you pee in the woods and no one is around to see it, did it really happen?

Do I feel better?

 

[CouchCoach]

Sorry CC, My bad.
Squash is a concentrated extract of fruits with sugars and such, that is diluted with water to taste, it comes in many flavours, orange is by far the most popular, but I love Lemon.
It's also sometimes called Cordial, not sure what You folks call it.

Our Cordials contain alcohol like Amaretto.

 

[CouchCoach]

If you pee in the woods and no one is around to see it, did it really happen?

Yes, unbeknownst to you, there was a squirrel with an iPhone in the tree above you. He stopped taking selfies with an acorn for Faunabook to video the whole thing. He's going to post it to address the age old question "does a human pee in the woods"?