Haha, I get a lot of the same kind of calls. It's hard to believe some people are indeed that stupid.
One Friday night we were swamped, the phone rings and the old clam asks if we have fresh basil. 'No sorry mam we do not" After several more minutes of going round and round about basil she says "well nvm ill just go out in my garden and get some"
Also have had several calls that start like this, "I would like to order a carry out delivery"
The people that take 5 minutes to order 13 bucks worth of food are the best, they also seem to begin and finish every sentence with "umm" or "and".
Also the people that call and put you on hold are the worst, you can hear them in the background trying to carry on 2 conversations at once "Umm hold on, Hey hon you want pepperoni on that"
They usually get hung up on. That and the idiot parents that thinks it cute when they let little Junior order pizza for the first time, again usually they get hung up on.
Did I mention that Schools and Churches are the worst...…...