Conspiracy Theory: Jerry Has Already Asked Bill to Leave!

BulletBob

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I have already posted pieces of this theory in other threads, so I just wanted to lay it all out on the line in this one to give you guys an opportunity to break my you-know-whats mercilessly if it proves to be completely false.

Theory

Jerry defined a set of objectives for Bill to reach before the season started. The objectives included winning at least one playoff game. I have no proof of this other than the fact that Jerry is a smart businessman and would in all likelihood set such objectives.

Bill failed to achieve the objectives.

Jerry is unhappy with the results and has lost his patience (you can hear this in every interview he’s given over the past 3-4 weeks).

Jerry has asked Bill to leave.

Instead of publicly firing him, Jerry has decided to create the perception that it was Bill’s decision to leave (either for a GM position or retirement because he isn’t able to muster up enough energy for next year’s grind).

Now, why would Jerry want to go through all the trouble of creating a smoke screen instead of just publicly firing Bill? Because he is a smart businessman, and has learned from past experience. It is a win-win scenario from the perspective of both parties.

Benefits from Bill’s Perspective

  • Rather than end his career on a very sour note (being fired), he gets to ride off into the sunset, making a convincing argument that he left the place in better shape than when he came.

  • His ego remains in tact. It appears to the world that this was his decision. No one questions his motives, and everyone sees the decision as reasonable.

  • He has the option of exploring GM positions, if he doesn’t want to leave football entirely.

  • There is no stigma attached to him being fired if he appears as an analyst on TV, or in any other position.

Benefits from Jerry’s Perspective

  • He allows Bill to leave under better circumstances than being publicly fired. This prevents Bill from having negative things to say in the press about Jerry or the organization.

  • If it appears to be Bill’s decision to leave, Jerry is relieved of any consequences that result from the decision (it’s not Jerry’s fault that Bill wanted to leave).

  • Jerry has experienced the media/fan backlash that resulted in the public firing of two legendary coaches. Even if the backlash would not be as great in this case, as LeBrenton pointed out, Jerry doesn’t want it written on his tombstone that he fired three hall-of-fame coaches.

  • The replacement coach enters into a positive environment (instead of the increased negativity and pressure associated with a firing).
The Prediction

You’ll see a press conference within a week at which Parcells explains that he just doesn’t have it in him to go through the grind of another season. It is time to retire (or take that dream GM position).

Jerry will look sad and express his fondness for Parcells. He will stress how much better the Cowboys are for having Bill as the coach for the past 4 years, and how even though he did his best to persuade Bill to stay, he understands the decision.

The painting is complete, and no one is the wiser.

The new head coach is named shortly thereafter.

OK, Zoners – I’m on record … fire away! :shoot2:
 

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While I don't agree with everything you said. It's not totally crazy, in fact it could hold some water.
 

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Another thing to factor in I believe is the money for the last year of the contract. If Jerry right now says that Bill is gone, my understanding is Jerry would still owe him next year's $5 Million. However, if Bill just walks, nothing is owed and money can be spent on a new coach.

Jerry might not want to pay money to make Bill go away. Instead, though, he may put Bill in a position where he really doesn't want to come back.
 

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BulletBob;1305400 said:
You’ll see a press conference within a week at which Parcells explains that he just doesn’t have it in him to go through the grind of another season.


I have seen this movie before. All remakes. :fact:

One movie starred the Giants
One movie starred the Patriots
One movie starred the Jets
One movie went into production but never made it the theatre's - was gonna star the Buccaneers
:mummy:
 

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Well...normally I am not into conspiracy theories.

But I could buy into this one.

I am not saying I agree with it, but I could see it as something that is viable.
 

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I can't say that wouldn't make a heck of alot of sense - so I won't. ;)

It could definitely happen, but I think Jerry buys into Parcells enough so it won't. At least not this year.
 

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BulletBob;1305400 said:
Jerry has asked Bill to leave.

Instead of publicly firing him, Jerry has decided to create the perception that it was Bill’s decision to leave (either for a GM position or retirement because he isn’t able to muster up enough energy for next year’s grind).
Spagnola mentioned in his latest column that there was nothing to the rumors of Parcells being interested in the Giants GM post.

It would seem strange for Jerry to start a fire, just so Spags could put it out like that.
 

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Nice theory but not everyone has an alterior motive. If BP leaves it will because he is ready to call it quits.
 

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Doomsday;1305591 said:
Nice theory but not everyone has an alterior motive. If BP leaves it will because he is ready to call it quits.

You may be right, Dooms, but I'm not convinced that BP has the ultimate say in this matter.

Suppose Jerry has lost his patience with Bill - he's had 4 years and we have not won a playoff game.

I'm merely suggesting that if that is in fact the case, the best way to handle it, for all parties involved is to ask for Bill's resignation, rather than publicly firing him.

Creating the impression that this was Bill's decision is a sound business move if you think about it.
 

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If that was the case why would Jerry just say he is going to wait til the end of season and discuss Bill's future with him at that time or something to that affect? Why go out of your way to say you want him back over and over? Seems to me he could of answered the question in a way that may it sound like he was waiting to see if BP was going to come back instead of coming flat out and saying "I want Bill back next year". Just my opinion.

Jerry is great at selling he faithful on the hope of the franchise. If BP leaves he will find a way to get us excited about whoever replaces him. Lets face it we all want them to win so badly we are willing to buy into almost anything that lets us put on our blue and silver glasses.
 

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Doomsday;1305687 said:
If that was the case why would Jerry just say he is going to wait til the end of season and discuss Bill's future with him at that time or something to that affect? Why go out of your way to say you want him back over and over? Seems to me he could of answered the question in a way that may it sound like he was waiting to see if BP was going to come back instead of coming flat out and saying "I want Bill back next year".

Because there is no downside and infinite upside to painting the picture this way.

By saying that he wants Bill back, it eliminates negativity. It sets the stage.

By saying that he is waiting to see what Bill has to say, it opens the press up to speculation about Jerry's support of Bill.

There are simply no ill effects from a situation in which you asked a legendary coach to stay, but he didn't have it in him.

If the team is worse next year, people cannot point the finger at you for firing a hall-of-fame coach.
 

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I am growing more and more to the conclusion that Jones does want Parcells back for one more year and finish his contract. From all the supposed reports out there Jerry's short list of coaches he would see coming in are all under contract or would take compensation to get. So he finishes it out w/Parcells and next year, I believe are top coaching candidates in no certain order are below.

Bill Cowher-Retired but is still under contract to Pitt, and I don't see this one. I believe if anything he could be looking hard at the Carolina job if Fox doesn't get it done next season.

Jeff Fisher-Contract was extended thru I think next season. He also has no real reason to leave as he has a young team probably on the verge of heading to the top.

Lovie Smith-Now this one I think has some merit. He is under contract until after next season. Peter King has reported that he may not take an extension or redo his contract and see what the open market looks like. And, that he grew up being a huge Dallas Cowboys fan and this would be a "dream job". Also rumored that he is on Jones' short list of coaches he'd be interested in.

I don't think we see a full regime change until next year. Maybe Jerry has learned the value of patience.
 

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I don't think Jerry will publicly fire BP, I do think it could happen under closed doors and "Money" will have to make BP come up with some sort of excuse to leave.
 

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I for one don't buy it.
If Jerry Jones EVER gave B.Parcells ANY ultimatim in terms of how many games he has to win to keep his job,Parcells would have said good-bye.
These are two very strong willed men,and i don't think EITHER of them would take kindly to ultimatims.
 

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Doomsday;1305591 said:
Nice theory but not everyone has an alterior motive. If BP leaves it will because he is ready to call it quits.

or he has enough money to live on, thats the only reason he's coaching because his ex-wife took him to the cleaners
 

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I think CLOVE hit it right on the head...MONEY !
From what i have heard and read,B.Parcells LOVES money,and after his divorce,he needed some.
I don't think Parcells HEART has EVER been in this job,but the money was just too much to turn down.
 

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dannywhites;1305799 said:
I for one don't buy it.
If Jerry Jones EVER gave B.Parcells ANY ultimatim in terms of how many games he has to win to keep his job,Parcells would have said good-bye.
These are two very strong willed men,and i don't think EITHER of them would take kindly to ultimatims.

I'm not suggesting that any ultimatums (ultimati?) were issued.

I am suggesting that there have been a set of objectives that were agreed upon prior to each season as the success criteria by which Parcells would measured.

I believe that Parcells achieved those objectives his first year, and then proceeded to come up short the next 3 years.

So, given that the results were not up to snuff, Jerry could (considerably) ask Parcells to step down.

Yes, these are two strong-willed men, but given the businessman that Jerry is, I cannot imagine him running the organization without specifying very clearly his expectations for his coach and other key leaders at the start of each season.
 

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BulletBob;1305400 said:
IJerry defined a set of objectives for Bill to reach before the season started. The objectives included winning at least one playoff game. I have no proof of this other than the fact that Jerry is a smart businessman and would in all likelihood set such objectives.

Bill failed to achieve the objectives.

Jerry is unhappy with the results and has lost his patience (you can hear this in every interview he’s given over the past 3-4 weeks).

Jerry has asked Bill to leave.

I disagree.
I really think Jerra gave Parcells the Feb. 1 deadline to decide whether he is going or not for a reason and will stick to that deadline and give Parcells the option to stay.

If we can get a fund going here and collect, say, $5,000, we could hire a P.I. follow Parcells. It would be telling if Parcells is involved in game film, scanning the FA lists etc. If he is, he's staying.

If he is just traveling to his beloved New Jerrsey/New York and taking it easy, that is a sure sign he is going.
 

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He gave BP until Feb 1st to decide so he isnt left in the lurch trying to find a HC at the last minute. I seriously doubt he wants to head into FA or the draft without a head coach in place. BP mentioned several weeks ago in his press conference that he and Jerry had agreed to make a decision within 5 days after the season ends. Considering the SB is the end of the month seems like the 1st week of Feb would be about right.
 
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