Cooley: "Romo is a jerk."

[dalboy]

A picture speaks a thousand words, and here's a 4000 word essay on why Cooley is a gay d-bag.

http://www.********.com/assets/resources/2006/08/redskinshortshorts.jpg

he is gay

 

[CliffnDallas]

coo·lie also coo·ly (kōō'l&#275 Pronunciation Key
n. pl. coo·lies Offensive
An unskilled Asian laborer.


[Hindi qulī, laborer, perhaps ultimately from Kulī, a tribe in Gujarat.]

 

[jrumann59]

She used to be with Smoot when he was in DC the 1st go round. I wonder how cooley measures up?

 

[zeromaster]

A picture speaks a thousand words, and here's a 4000 word essay on why Cooley is a gay d-bag.

"Dude, shaving your legs and wearing those shorts is no way to play pro football"

 

[GhettoxCowboy]

"Dude, shaving your legs and wearing those shorts is no way to play pro football"

So what you guys think patten is telling cooley in the pix?? LOL

 

[Pabst]

I actually live near Cooley, and went to the same high school as his fiance for a year.

I don't wanna get in trouble or anything, but let's just say she was never very shy around the opposite sex.

 

[Doomsday101]

If anyone would know about Jerks Cooley would be the man after all he plays with many jerks so he should know about this topic. Sorry Tony you are a jerk, but I love you anyways. :laugh2:

 

[jrumann59]

Cooley loves him some cheerleaders, to steal a term from Elliot from DC101, he was "banging out" Christy and another cheerleader before him and Christy were "exclusive", the other cheerleader is the Niece of WWE wrestler Batista. Makes you wonder why he stopped.

 

[superpunk]

ok, so I know there was a thread on this, but I can't find it. Here's what Cooley said on EITM's show yesterday.

Here's the audio - some hilarious stuff about his coaching staff at the beginning.

*lead in, talking about whether or not QB of the Cowboys is the most prestigious position in the NFL*

Cooley: I don't think so.
E: Well, what is it?
Cooley: Right now, it's the Patriots. Plus, me and Christi, we don't like Tony Romo that much.
E: Oh really? Tell me why.
Cooley: Christi....we were talking about it last night, *mimic's woman's whiny voice* "He thinks he's way too cool, and he always tries to crack jokes and stuff in his interviews, and...." We don't think he's funny.
E: Alright, so you are down on Tony Romo.
Cooley: But I do think he's a good football player. She was saying that she thinks Tony Romo's not gonna last....
E: Right.
Cooley:...but I think Tony Romo's gonna last, I think he's a good football player.
E: Do you really? You think he's got a career?
Cooley: Yeah. But we just don't love his personality.
E: No. You know, No....I'm with you....his jokes are stupid....big dork...
Cooley: mumbles...He is kind of a dork.
E: Yeah, I'll give you that...although you know what? He was banging Carrie Underwood for a while - no offense.
Cooley: Yeah, he's been pretty successful. I'll give him that, for sure.

Hope you enjoy, lol. I'm sick today. Can merge, or not if the thread is gone...

"Jerk" was never uttered. Our Commanders friends have wax in their ears, or are just not very intelligent.

 

[trickblue]

So Romo's a dork and Portis isn't?

All this means little coming from a grown man wearing spandex shorts to practice and sporting a Phil Spectre hair-do...

 

[TheCount]

Cooley was obviously joking, I'm sure Romo would find the interview hilarious.

 

[Danny White]

Reading this, it's obvious his girlfriend wants to bang Tony, and she's just protecting Cooley's fragile ego by pretending to make fun of Tony.

 

[YosemiteSam]

Right now, it's the Patriots. Plus, me and Christi, we don't like Tony Romo that much.

Well, if Romo is a Dork, you're an idiot as it's "Christi and I", not "me and Christi".

 

[Doomsday101]

Just wait chris when the dork goes out and beats your sorry team. :laugh2:

 

[Real1st]

http://img112.*************/img112/2040/11573688gn9.jpg


Chris Cooley is a *** :laugh2:

 

[cowboys19]

Is it just me or does he sound kinda gay?

Not that there is anything wrong with that.

 

[Kobal]

Reading this, it's obvious his girlfriend wants to bang Tony, and she's just protecting Cooley's fragile ego by pretending to make fun of Tony.

Yeah. That's what I thought. :laugh2:

 

[YosemiteSam]

Is it just me or does he sound kinda gay?

Can't get more gay. There is a reason he plays for the foreskins.

 

[Zaxor]

eh?... what is a Chris Cooley...some kinda new slurpy

 

[Oh_Canada]

I think he has a crush!!