Signed by Cowboys ***Cowboys and QB Dak Prescott have agreed to new contract***

GimmeTheBall!

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Captain Crash liked this......nuff said.

He used the word NUFF. That proves he is Dirty Harry in a retirement home mumbling to himself about the indignities of life. And how a tough guy now eats oatmeal 24/7 !!
Blokes and Dak kissers, now Seven has positioned himself as chief apologist for an average QB who is rehabbing on one foot and has nothing to show otherwise in the NFL.
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GimmeTheBall!

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"You're sister" has NO mental illnesses, she knows what is needed when called upon. Just sayin'....

YOUR sister. Just
Grandpappy...don't let the P door hit you on the way out. Know you haven't had it in awhile but are you sure you are really willing to give up this bad? Sad PDog....don't give up. LOL

It's Spring Break and junior from junior high is jus clogging up this thread. You and the head Dam kisser, @Seven
saying.
 

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Erod is 100% a Wile E Coyote this evening.. Dont even worry about it...

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And junior from junior high likes cartoons.
 

Seven

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That Dak fans are satisfied or not has nothing to do with salaries WE pay or don't or contract negotiations, elderly Dirty Harry.
Can you not discern the difference?
Blimey, you jump to conclusions and presumptions faster than a frumpy maven in a hat shop.:muttley:
Alright. I'm gonna like this for the "Frumpy Maven in a hat shop" reference.

Made me laugh........
 

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Anyone expecting that is going to be sorely disappointed. The pattern of this team is to pay our own (because we know them) and fill in the gaps with cheap broken-down, aging or never-was players.
No doubt in my mind we won’t go after these guys. It’s just what we need tho lol
 

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We average 10-6 with Dak the last 4 seasons but somehow we’ll be 8-8?:facepalm:


LOL...oh averages.....what is Dallas without the asterisk 2016 season? That's right, Dallas from 2017-2020 has a record of 33-31....or an average record of basically 8-8.....so good luck the next 4 years of Dak stats and team cesspool.
 

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LOL...oh averages.....what is Dallas without the asterisk 2016 season? That's right, Dallas from 2017-2020 has a record of 33-31....or an average record of basically 8-8.....so good luck the next 4 years of Dak stats and team cesspool.
That's cute except 2016 actually was played on the field. It also bears noting that the 33-31 you list here include 7 losses that Dak had nothing to do with. The Team's record with Dak on the field during that time has been 29-24. Certainly some of that is on him.. but the last 7 of the losses happened with him on the sidelines. Unless you're proclaiming that he's going to miss 11 games every year from here on out that is intellectually dishonest.
 

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We already have buyer's remorse. Probably told the league that wasn't our signature.
 

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I am sorry but how could Dallas trade him? All his guaranteed money would hit the cap this year? Want a 66 million dollar hit this year? Do t take it the wrong way but the die has been cast. He also us a no trade clause. It’s over Jerry got worked again. He owns the keys to this organization. Mr Bow tie is now Patrick Mahomes. Idiot owner, even more idiotic front office.
You people keep talking about the cap . You have to pay a quarterback anyways so what’s an extra 5 million. Nothing
 

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No doubt in my mind we won’t go after these guys. It’s just what we need tho lol

Yeah. We'll end up having to hope that whatever crippled, old or potential players we sign are able to perform better than the last bunch while we continue to try to build through the draft. The odds are against us being able to get that done, but that's whay we're stuck with.
 

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To be fair, the Aikman from 1997-2000 wasn't that good. His completion % was under 60% those 4 seasons.
https://www.pro-football-reference.com/players/A/AikmTr00.htm
To be honest, the Cowboys teams were not good from 1997- 2002. Aging, declining veterans hanging on, trying to recapture the early-mid 90s dominance, combined with under performing newcomers...being led by underwhelming HCs (Switzer, Gailey, Campo). Past-his-prime Parcells got the franchise out of that 5-11 ditch and back to being a playoff team.
 

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Yeah. We'll end up having to hope that whatever crippled, old or potential players we sign are able to perform better than the last bunch while we continue to try to build through the draft. The odds are against us being able to get that done, but that's whay we're stuck with.
Well, tbh, that's what this team did when they weren't stuck so nothing has really changed.
 

gimmesix

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Well, tbh, that's what this team did when they weren't stuck so nothing has really changed.

They aren't stuck because of signing Dak. They are stuck because cheap is the FA philosophy the Joneses adopted. They want to build through the draft and plug holes with bargain-basement FAs. It hasn't proven to be a good philosophy for this team.
 

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LOL...oh averages.....what is Dallas without the asterisk 2016 season? That's right, Dallas from 2017-2020 has a record of 33-31....or an average record of basically 8-8.....so good luck the next 4 years of Dak stats and team cesspool.

Might as well go root for a winner!
 
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