Cowboys Board On Espn, Info From Mort On Nfl Live

[tomson75]

Beats being a Cleveland Steamer.

Well that all depends on whether you're the steamer, or the steamee.

I like pulling out the dirty sanchez, personally.

 

[ABQcowboyJR]

but what if she really deserves it? i mean, was way out of line?

what if pac man were at a kids retreat for a ministry in the country and he was teaching orphans how to fish right up to cleaning the spuds. what if during the sunday church ceremony a group of gypsy strippers came in and tried to kidnap the orphans and were desecrating the camp holy ground. pacman just simply tries to tell them to stop out of the goodness of their hearts but they're bent on kidnapping someone so the pacman has to punch 1 to show he means business and won't tolerate someone hurting the orphans?

not sure which is more far fetched. pacman not getting into trouble or this happening.

If you were gonna make something up you could have made it much more funny.

 

[iceberg]

If you were gonna make something up you could have made it much more funny.

who's making anything up?

(dude - ebay is having a sale on senses of humor - hurry for the buy it now!)

 

[dbair1967]

yep he did say that. He also insisted we are still players to trade with Miami for the number 1 pick for mcfadden.

I have lost alot of respect for mort in the past year. I dont know why he is clinging to this number 1 pick trade, but it is extremely annoying.

why did you take so long to jump on that train?

Mort's been a waste of tiem for 4-5 years now...at one time he had no equal, now he's a loser

David

 

[TheSkaven]

Oh brother. If he falls to around 10, you bet. Number 1? Not a snowballs chance in hell.

I still wouldn't do it. I like both of the players we'll get in the first better than McFadden.

Mort is plugged in with Parcells, so we know who is feeding him this. Tuna is probably just trying to drive up the price, you know he has to be looking to trade out of that spot.

 

[FuzzyLumpkins]

but what if she really deserves it? i mean, was way out of line?

what if pac man were at a kids retreat for a ministry in the country and he was teaching orphans how to fish right up to cleaning the spuds. what if during the sunday church ceremony a group of gypsy strippers came in and tried to kidnap the orphans and were desecrating the camp holy ground. pacman just simply tries to tell them to stop out of the goodness of their hearts but they're bent on kidnapping someone so the pacman has to punch 1 to show he means business and won't tolerate someone hurting the orphans?

not sure which is more far fetched. pacman not getting into trouble or this happening.

FWIW, Jones did work with special education children while at WVU. It was his major. Hes never going to be able to do that now but it is true.

 

[FuzzyLumpkins]

I heard that as well, He said since trading into the top 5 you have to make such a financial comitment that the draft chart doesn't really hold that much weight.... espicially if a team wants to move out of there draft slot. (Oakland)

That does make sense and if someone wnats to take our two first alone to get up there sure but I just dont see anyone being that dumb. Then again were talking about guys like Al Davis here so who knows.

 

[dbair1967]

FWIW, Jones did work with special education children while at WVU. It was his major. Hes never going to be able to do that now but it is true.

wow I didnt know that...did he get his degree?

David

 

[FuzzyLumpkins]

wow I didnt know that...did he get his degree?

David

i dont thinks so he left after his junior year.

 

[speedkilz88]

FWIW, Jones did work with special education children while at WVU. It was his major. Hes never going to be able to do that now but it is true.

The kids really loved when he took them to his favorite places for lunch.

 

[iceberg]

FWIW, Jones did work with special education children while at WVU. It was his major. Hes never going to be able to do that now but it is true.

don't look at me. i'm one wanting to give him a shot.

but i'm also one thinking based on what he's shown so far, he's bugger it up.

 

[speedkilz88]

don't look at me. i'm one wanting to give him a shot.

but i'm also one thinking based on what he's shown so far, he's bugger it up.

Hopefully that year off will make him a little bit smarter.

 

[iceberg]

Hopefully that year off will make him a little bit smarter.

i hope.

i understand those who don't want him here. i do. but jones has that gleam in his eye to where it will happen. jones however has also put in a support structure for these athletes.

any other team doing that?

he either gets it or he doesn't. as long as the cost of the risk is cheap, i'm for taking it.

 

[EPL0c0]

this is a bit of great news...

as much crap as Jones has done, I do think the league is unfairly punishing him. It'd be one thing if they were this strict with other players/organizations, but punishments don't seem to be equal or deserving around the league.

The Bengals as an organization should have been whipped for their failure to reign in their playres last year. Having one guy with a problem is one thing, when it's several guys, that makes the team and the league look like crap.

I won't go into Bilichek but we all know he and the Pats got a slap on the wrist.

If the league wants to REALLY punish players, they should limit pay based on behavior. Say an off the field incident gets them slapped with league minimum for 2 seasons.

Of course, the NFLPA wouldn't never go for that...but they're a whole other corrupt bunch of idiots helping ruin the game's image as well.

 

[FuzzyLumpkins]

he either gets it or he doesn't. as long as the cost of the risk is cheap, i'm for taking it.

That is the bottom line.

 

[MapleLeaf]

it's too much for chuck norris in his prime. now you KNOW that's too much money!

...how many points on the draft value chart is Chuck Norris in his prime???:laugh2:

 

[iceberg]

That is the bottom line.

we agreein?

life sure has been acting funny lately. : )

 

[FuzzyLumpkins]

we agreein?

life sure has been acting funny lately. : )

lets talk about animal rights and then order will be restored to the universe.

 

[iceberg]

...how many points on the draft value chart is Chuck Norris in his prime???:laugh2:

dude...i give him the 20% factor. that would then be 3600 points if picked first. the next pick has to drop from 3000 however cause they're not chuck.

wonder what an all hollywood team would look like.

chuck norris - where would he play? qb? no. he's defense. but where?

mr t - where does he go?

the rock - he's no qb despite being allergic to cinnimon. so where?

always thought anthony micheal hall could portray aikman.

this could take awhile to fill out this roster.

 

[iceberg]

lets talk about animal rights and then order will be restored to the universe.

nah. let's hang here for ahwile. in the mood for something different.