Cowboys Fight Night: who wins?

[Ranching]

Randy White said the guy he would most like to be paired with in a dark alley was Roger Staubach... I'll take Roger...

That was because Roger would take care of Randys things during the fight. Lol, just kidding. I love Roger.

 

[Ranching]

Haha, how is Zeke vs MBIII a thing?

The Barbarian generated a rule change because his "stiff arms" were more like tiger striking people in the head.

I love Zeke, but this one is clear.

Zeke would beat him with the titty twister. Lol

 

[CCBoy]

Zeke would beat him with the titty twister. Lol

There was a fight at Javelina Stadium, involving our Hoggies and Sul Ross. It started on their bench area...and on film, one could see Levi Johnson with his facemask/helmet in hand, running all the way across the field and delivering the 'gift' to a Sul Ross player. In our film watch, our linebacker coach played it back three times, and on the 4th stated, 'Levi, if you do that one more time...you run wind sprints after practice.'

 

[CalPolyTechnique]

Mo Claiborne vs. a bouquet of flowers

 

[xwalker]

Mo Claiborne vs. a bouquet of flowers

He already lost vs a wet paper bag.

 

[ShortRound]

Street fight. No weapons. Anything else is legal. Everyone is a 10 angry, healthy, and in their prime.


Bill Parcells vs Rob Ryan

Main event:

Tyron Smith vs Erik Williams

Wade Vs. Garrett ... I would pay to see that.

 

[xwalker]

Wade Vs. Garrett ... I would pay to see that.

Garrett wins by KO as in Keel Over.

Garrett is appears to be in good shape and would just need to dance around for about 90 seconds before Wade passed out (Keeled Over).

 

[haleyrules]

Apparently you never saw too tall fight. It wasn't pretty.

 

[Trouty]

Alzado wasn't fiery, the steroids were.

To be fair, Sarge, Lyle was the only one who spoke up, half the league back then was juicing!

 

[haleyrules]

Garrett wins by KO as in Keel Over.

Garrett is appears to be in good shape and would just need to dance around for about 90 seconds before Wade passed out (Keeled Over).

....

 

[haleyrules]

I would take Kevin Gogan...tough Irish bastid...that nobody messed with.

 

[dallasdave]

I would take Kevin Gogan...tough Irish bastid...that nobody messed with.

Big Ugly Gogan

 

[Trouty]

Big Ugly Gogan

He was my first thought, Dave, on Page 1!!! Friggin monster! He and Alzado had screws loose

 

[dallasdave]

He was my first thought, Dave!!! Friggin monster! He and Alzado had screws loose

As Madden would say "Theres a Football Player " !!!!

 

[Trouty]

As Madden would say "Theres a Football Player " !!!!

I miss Madden, Dave!! He loved our Big Uglies! Especially Newton

 

[dallasdave]

I miss Madden, Dave!! He loved our Big uglies! Especially Newton

Now look at this cirlce see the sweat !!!! Those are big rear ends !!! Madden at his best

 

[punchnjudy]

Offhand....give me Emmitt.

Short, compact, and powerful. He was quick, had incredibly strong balance (very thick legs), and could take punishment. There are exceptions, but often taller, stronger athletes can't fight worth a lick. If I had to pick someone without first seeing them in a fight, I'd go with someone who's balanced, quick, and reasonably strong.

 

[LocimusPrime]

I would take Kevin Gogan...tough Irish bastid...that nobody messed with.

 

[dallasdave]

Gogan eating 12 McRibbs

 

[Hailmary]

Let's face it guys, the match up we really want to see is Martin Gramatica vs Luis Zendejas.