Cowboys hire Nick Sorensen as ST Coach

we just hired the enemy's old DC and made him our new ST coach. Smart move really. We now have a man on the team with special insight to how they think. I have no issue with the hire. Lets not pretend like Bones Fassel was all that.
 

Great staff
HQ…25 years as an assistant to the OC…didn’t even call plays
DC…terrible hq and mediocre dc
ST…last time he coached ST his unit was last..

campo would be a major upgrade over all these wanna be’s instead of terrible towels on the seats next year JJ is putting brown paper bags
 
last time he was ST coordinator in Jax, they were second to last in the league in DVOA. But hey, he’s BS’ buddy so it must be a good hire
Yep.
Kinda like McFraud's Mike Nolan hire as DC.
 
haha,this just is comedy gold.the Jones found the worst ST coach in the NFL last year and brought him here,it's a deliberate act of sabotaging the team .
They must've watched Major League over the holidays while sharing Johnny Walker with egg nog.
 
If it never worked, we sure do have a lot of people talking during the season a lot of nonsense about picking up waiver players from other teams they're going to facing in the final stretch. Dunno. How do you even measure if it works? How would one even have any hidden cameras or mics to pick up on those conversations with the new team to learn what intel was passed along that proved valuable?


You have evidence that average players don't improve somewhat over their previous performance level when rubbing elbows with guys like Sean Lee, or like Demarcus Ware, or like Zack Martin?

Again, sure does seem to be a popular myth among the people whose profession is to day-in-day-out try to improve. Maybe you're right, though. Maybe it's just a myth, and they are dupes. Maybe.
in order for that crazy theory to work, you have to think every coach says

GUYS we operate this year as we did last year, no improvements, no new guys, no new NOTHING. same thing we did last year, we ll do again.


Oo OOOOO maybe Sturt thinks teams just do radical things, like the QB throws to teh WR, and we dont know that becasue we dont get their ex players. Ive been hearing of this dastardly new thing coaches want to do, its really crazy, the QB gives the ball to this other player and , dont tell anyone, HE RUNS WITH IT. OMG its going to take off in the NFL.

Not one losing coach ever said "if that team didnt pick up said player, we would have won. Darn Meddling kids"

Im pretty sure Zimmer had the Vikings blue prints in his drawer thanks to the ex Viking player. I bet we would have totally man handled them.
 
Wait till Aubrey comes to Earth and misses 2-3 FGs. It will be 80% Sorenson’s fault; 20% Dak’s fault. :muttley:
 
How has he been an assistant under successful HC’s like Ryan Carroll and Mike Mac if he’s a loser . He must have something on the ball. I’m willing to give him the benefit of the doubt see how this shakes out year one .
probably due to nepotism. also a lot of guys like are successful regardless who's under them. all we know is he didn't leave those stints for promotions.
 
That hair alone flying like a flag out back of that cap tells me all I need to know! He's a diamond in the rough.
 

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