NFL League Office: Thank you for calling the NFL League Office, how may I direct your call?
Caller: ~in a distinct Jerry voice~ Hello, can I speak to the draft Personnel Director for Medical?
NFL League Office: Mr. Jones, is that you?
Caller: Ohh... Auhh....
~clears throat and changes voice to Northern Pacific speak~ Right on.... Ma'am, no this is not Mr. Jones. Can I speak to the Medical Director?
NFL League Office: One moment Jerry...........
NFL Medical Director: Mr. Jones, what can I do for you?
Caller: Hello, this is not Jerry. This is Dan Weiden, you know, the owner of Nike and buku bucks supporter of Oregon Ducks Football! Boy did you see Johnny Football last night? Man that guy can really really play! Oh, uhhh, yes, is the the Medical Director of opperations for NFL Draft Personnel?
NFL Medical Director: Yes sir Jerry, speaking.
Caller: Good, that's real good..... Auhh, yes.... auhhh.... I'm so proud to be speaking with you... and auhhh.... I wanted to just inform the League office... auhhh, boy how bout that Johnny Football? Auhhh..... I'd like to just inform you that Scotty Chichenton, that DE in the... auhhhh... in the draft coming up just here directly.... auhhh.... yes, well, we'd like to report that Scotty has some medical issues that have just come to light. Now, we understand that he's a fine young man and we'd surely like to see him have a fine career here with the Dal....... auhhh...... in the NFL but we just feel like this information on the player in question needs to be widely circulated. Can you get a press conference set up ASAP? We'd like to just inform the League Office that Scotty has some medical issue that may effect his draft status. An let me just take this opportunity complement you and the NFL on the fine job your doing.... Scotty has a problem with his foot, leg, back. How soon can you get this out to all the other teams around the League?
NFL Medical Director: Jerry........ What are you trying to do here?
Caller: ........................................................................................ (Stephen in the background
Daddy, what are you doin? Daddy.... hang up the phone.