What a brilliant response it was, as well. I particularly liked the part where it completely disregards the fact that Smoot was benched last year for Cedric Griffin, and places him above Glenn, well....because....he plays for your favorite pathetic franchise.
Like I said, continue inventing suspect criteria with which to evaluate your team, so that they can be better than the Cowboys at something. It's quite amusing. Truth be told, you'd be better served sticking to the things the Commanders are definitely better at than the Cowboys. Things like being on the short end of the stick when it comes to trades, poorly handling malcontents like LaVar Arrington, Adam Archuletta and Brandon Lloyd, and being ****** for the Denver Broncos. You kill the Cowboys in every single one of those evaluations - so cherish them.