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[Starforever]

"Get in ma belly!"

 

[Cowboys22]

Damien Mama is so fat...for Halloween, he says “trick-or-meatloaf.”

Ok. Somebody else go.

Damien Mama is so fat, he puts 1 inch of water in the tub and it overflows when he gets in.

 

[Idgit]

Damien Mama is so fat, he puts 1 inch of water in the tub and it overflows when he gets in.

Damien Mama so fat, his blood type is 'Bolognese.'

 

[Fletch]

Damien Mama is so fat...for Halloween, he says “trick-or-meatloaf.”

Ok. Somebody else go.

Damien Mama is so fat, he’s on both sides of the family.

 

[BrassCowboy]

Dam Mama, you so fat....

 

[IrishAnto]

Mama, just killed a man...

I’m here all week!

 

[jjktkk]

Damien Mama is so fat...for Halloween, he says “trick-or-meatloaf.”

Ok. Somebody else go.

Damien Mama is so fat..., it takes him two trips to haul ***(another word for donkey)

 

[dogunwo]

Damien Mama is so fat...his blood type is Ragu

 

[Qbert]

Here’s ESPNs write up on him last year

Mama started four games at guard as a true freshman before starting 25 of 27 games played at left guard in 2015-'16. He's a talented player but comes with major red flags. He is constantly fighting to keep his weight down (shed 70-plus pounds at USC). He is still out of shape, he had ridiculously poor workout numbers at the Combine and USC's Pro Day, and multiple scouts voice concerns about his poor work ethic and lack of accountability. While he's gifted enough to start at guard in the NFL, the risk-level is too great to gamble on before Day 3. April 1, 2017

 

[glimmerman]

Damien mama is so fat that his belt size is equator.

 

[Sydla]

Some people had Jarron Jones making the 53.

Lols

Frankly, I'd have put him back at DT. He flashed at times at ND as DT and was poised for a big year until he hurt his knee.

People have questioned his desire, though, at times.

 

[Bleu Star]

Who's mama did we sign? Did we sign Madea?

 

[dogunwo]

Frankly, I'd have put him back at DT. He flashed at times at ND as DT and was poised for a big year until he hurt his knee.

People have questioned his desire, though, at times.

You're right. I just find it funny that he was projected by some fans to make the team, and here the team is telling you he is the 91st man on the roster at best.

 

[DallasEast]

Who's mama did we sign? Did we sign Madea?

We want lineman who will MAUL defensive lines. We do not want lineman who will jump into their car and MOW down the entire defense.

 

[Direwolf63]

We should have signed him on Mama's Day.

 

[Plankton]

Mama is a mauler, but he doesn't have the foot quickness to really succeed in a ZBS. He's a man on man roadgrader.

 

[Direwolf63]

Mama is a mauler, but he doesn't have the foot quickness to really succeed in a ZBS. He's a man on man roadgrader.

Yep. His lack of athleticism is his limiting factor. It's why he will be a bsckba at best. Especially in Dallas.

 

[cern]

Jumbo from The Replacements. The whama jama mama. Just the name makes me want this guy to make it. Make up for Poots getting cut, I was working on an entire season long routine for him.

Leonard Davis (?) from ut? Similarly sized.

 

[Doomsday101]

Mama passed the mustard , I mean the ketchup test

 

[CowboyMort]

Damien Mama is so fat...for Halloween, he says “trick-or-meatloaf.”

Ok. Somebody else go.

Damien Mama is so fat...that he had to be Baptized at Sea World!