RELEASED Cowboys waive OT Jones

[GimmeTheBall!]

Damien Mama is so fat...for Halloween, he says “trick-or-meatloaf.”

Ok. Somebody else go.

He so fat he be in Frisco when he still leaving Irving.

 

[Beaker42]

Damien Mama is so fat...for Halloween, he says “trick-or-meatloaf.”

Ok. Somebody else go.

Mama is so big he counts as TWO adults at Golden Corral.

 

[GimmeTheBall!]

Word is Mama got cut bad one time and gravy came out.

That made me laugh outloud. Good mirth, Brain!

 

[GimmeTheBall!]

Dez won't slap this Mama!

 

[Beaker42]

He so fat he be in Frisco when he still leaving Irving.

Mama’s so big his hs senior pic was on pages 42 and 43

 

[Bullflop]

He's an offensive guard whose Google profile states he'll need to be protected with help blocks whenever he's on the field. I'm assuming they're referring to his pass protection. Sounds pretty much like camp fodder to me. Anyhow, he first spent time with the Kansas City Chiefs and lately came from the Giants. Maybe it'd help if he lost about 20 lbs? He's a big Mama, though, that's for sure.

 

[dallasdave]

He's an offensive guard whose Google profile states he'll need to be protected with help blocks whenever he's on the field. I'm assuming they're referring to his pass protection. Sounds pretty much like camp fodder to me. Anyhow, he came from the Kansas City Chiefs and lately the Giants. Maybe it'd help if he lost about 20 lbs?

Slimfast

 

[dallasdave]

Well there goes the Super Bowl

 

[dallasdave]

Dez won't slap this Mama!

But will Putty ?

 

[SoupcanSam]

TJWHOSYAMAMA!!!

 

[Cowpolk]

342 pounds. Big mama.

is his 1st name Yo

 

[Cowpolk]

mama so fat when he gets on the scale it says "to be continued..
mama so fat when he wears a yellow raincoat people yell "Taxi!"
mama so fat when his beeper goes off, people think he is backing up

 

[bandfan]

Babies don't let your mama's grow up to be Cowboys....

 

[Cowpolk]

STRENGTHS
Big boy with NFL frame. Good posture in his pass sets with hands in punch-ready position in front of his chest, knees bent and back flat. Punch is as stiff as a boxing jab. Uncorks hands early and lands with force behind maximum arm extension. Anchors against bull rushers with adequate knee-bend and can slow their charge. Has dropped about 75 pounds since coming to USC. With less weight has come more lateral quickness to reach and sustain in space. Skip-pull steps are clean and is able to work long and short pulls. Adequate radar in space to find and make second-level blocks.

 

[Ranching]

Mama me la.........!!!! Lol!! Let's see how many get it!

 

[Beast_from_East]

All jokes aside, I think he is mostly a camp body.

He has spent time with both KC and the Giants and both teams got nothing out of him. He has problems with his weight as well as major flags about his desire to play the game.

He also lacks the foot quickness and horizontal agility to play in a RBS, much more suited to a man-on-man scheme. Since Dallas runs RBS, I really don't get why he is even here.

Unless he has totally reinvented and rededicated himself to the game and balls out in preseason, I don't see anyway he makes the 53. Like I said, I think he is strictly a camp body.

 

[fansince68]

I wish his first name was Joe. Then we could all talk about Joe Mama...

 

[xwalker]

Damien Mama is so fat...for Halloween, he says “trick-or-meatloaf.”

Ok. Somebody else go.

He's so fat, he's bigger than Jerry's ego...

 

[CF74]

Anybody getting a Mama Jersey?

 

[Jumbo075]

Too bad. I was hoping Jones would be another DT to OT conversion success - like Mark Tuinei and Jermey Parnell.

Next!!