READ THIS ******* CowboysZone servers have been UPGRADED! Better. Faster. Stronger! *******

[Rack]

 

[Rack]

I started to use buzz words like "machine learning" and "AI" that every company now uses for no reason, so ...

"Through machine learning, CowboysZone now anticipates which threads mean the most to you and pre-loads them so you never have to wait! In fact, you are the slowest component in the process! Once machine learning progresses to the point where it can post for you, your human model will become obsolete!"

Just to be clear, the above statements are not true .. *winks and nods* :..

Can I have all the info of my favorite threads uploaded to my brain and my replies sent back and posted automatically? Minus the curse words of course...

 

[Reality]

Can it do 60 mph on a treadmill?

The new servers go from 0 to mind blown in no seconds flat

 

[RJ_MacReady]

The thread title is evoking childhood memories:

 

[Plankton]

 

[casmith07]

Fake News!

 

[DAL1180]

The 6 Millon Dollar Man theme music should be playing in the backgroung.

 

[brymatt94]

We are pleased to announce that CowboysZone has moved to new and faster servers! The process went smoothly and without any issues.

We also moved CowboysZone over to a secure SSL connection to provide better security while you are using the site. In addition, the site now supports HTTP/2 connections for faster site hosted asset downloads (ex: avatars) which most modern browsers support automatically.

On the server software side, we upgraded several software packages we use to power the site and switched to newer faster web server software which should help support faster connections and transfers even under high traffic.

As most of you have noticed, we have always focused on making sure CowboysZone operates as fast as possible. These server upgrades and other improvements we are making will continue to help keep the site running smoothly even as the site's traffic continues to increase.

We have several exciting things planned for CowboysZone in the near future, so we hope you are as excited as we are for CowboysZone and the upcoming Dallas Cowboys season!

It's almost like we just had a child.

 

[dogberry]

I guess this has The Minority Report prediction software ready to go?

Should I go turn myself into the custody of an assistant principal (mod)?

 

[jobberone]

 

[Zordon]

pretty good...

https://gtmetrix.com/reports/cowboyszone.com/SV5PA0FC

 

[Rogerthat12]

Thank you Reality for the upgrade, fine job my friend!

 

[BrAinPaiNt]

 

[gmoney112]

What is CZ run on?

 

[TwoDeep3]

Faster...stronger....so what do they do in the forty and the three cone drill?

 

[Reality]

Faster...stronger....so what do they do in the forty and the three cone drill?

Strain a hamstring?

 

[Melonfeud]

On a related point, casmith is also now responding to posts I haven't even made yet. These faster servers are great, but it's going to get confusing.

That's pretty fast,,,and HILARIOUS

 

[cowboy_ron]

What is CZ run on?

Crack

 

[cowboy_ron]

All kidding aside Reality, it seems to be clear sailing so far, nice job.

 

[Seven]

Apologies, Boss. Ezee thread kinda derailed ALL of your efforts. I appreciate it and am eternally grateful.