CowboysZone - Terminology 101

[jchocolate82]

I took this from another forum but since there isnt much Cowboy news to report i thought it would be fun game to play on this site
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There are a lot of terms we throw around in this forum and I just want set it straight as to what these terms actually mean.



lol- I want you to think I'm joking but I actually think your an idiot. I would tell you that you're an idiot but I fear the Neg Speck

sexy draft- this is a stupid mock draft and I'm am more stupid now that I read it

this guy is a stud- I have a man crush on this guy and I would have his baby if I could

so and so's mock draft- I am bored at work so I did this up real quick or I like to pretend I'm a GM.

we could get him in the later rounds, he's a great athlete- I just looked at his 40 time on a website and I threw out his name just in case he turns into something then I look could like a genius.

I saw this guy play in High School and he's great- No I didn't, I just said that because this guy is a stud,lol


feel free to contribute to this ever growing list of terms.

 

[Doctor32]

This thread might need to live in the Members Zone.

 

[austintodallas]

git r dun Jerruh - Go ahead and do it Jerry Jones.

 

[Yakuza Rich]

"This guy is the worst player ever" - He just came off having a bad game.


"We don't get enough pressure on the QB" - I won't be happy until we have a better defense than the '85 Bears.


"Trophy Case" - I'm making fun of an Eagles fan right now.


"This person is a great writer" - They write the exact same way I was thinking!



YAKUZA

 

[ndanger]

I took this from another forum- I am not intelligent enough to think of anything myself. lol

Sorry, it had to be done.​

 

[austintodallas]

Romosapien/Romosexual - Follower of Tony Romo.

 

[jchocolate82]

I took this from another forum- I am not intelligent enough to think of anything myself. lol

Sorry, it had to be done.​

:laugh2: Alright I deserved that I was bored :laugh2:

 

[tomson75]

"I'm going to kill myself" or "I'm leaving the DraftZone, never to return again" = I just read a post authored by ThatsmyQB.

 

[Nors]

"Book it" when something for sure is going to happen

 

[Danny White]

I took this from another forum but since there isnt much Cowboy news to report i thought it would be fun game to play on this site
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There are a lot of terms we throw around in this forum and I just want set it straight as to what these terms actually mean.



lol- I want you to think I'm joking but I actually think your an idiot. I would tell you that you're an idiot but I fear the Neg Speck

sexy draft- this is a stupid mock draft and I'm am more stupid now that I read it

this guy is a stud- I have a man crush on this guy and I would have his baby if I could

so and so's mock draft- I am bored at work so I did this up real quick or I like to pretend I'm a GM.

we could get him in the later rounds, he's a great athlete- I just looked at his 40 time on a website and I threw out his name just in case he turns into something then I look could like a genius.

I saw this guy play in High School and he's great- No I didn't, I just said that because this guy is a stud,lol


feel free to contribute to this ever growing list of terms.

LOL

 

[jchocolate82]

Potential- Player sucks,but since he is on the Cowboys I must wear my Homer glasses when talking about him

 

[CaptainAmerica]

Can't believe this wasn't on the list ...

"WOW Player" =

 

[tomson75]

"Homer glasses" = I really have no better clue of what I'm talking about than the next guy, by I like to overreact and call players "busts" and other fans "sheep" because it makes me feel like a revolutionary."

 

[cowboyfan4life_mark]

Although he sucked with his former team, he will be a Pro Bowler in our scheme--Commander fan

 

[Chocolate Lab]

"Homer glasses" = I really have no better clue of what I'm talking about than the next guy, by I like to overreact and call players "busts" and other fans "sheep" because it makes me feel like a revolutionary."

 

[ndanger]

:laugh2: Alright I deserved that I was bored :laugh2:

We are all bored, it's raining like crazy here, so I am mega bored. I do however appreciate the attempt to move away from the threads that have become so repetitive.

 

[Yakuza Rich]

This player is a nice guy = I met him for a brief second and he said hello to me.

Romo sucks = I'm a Commanders fan and cannot get over the fact that Dallas got a franchise QB that they didn't even have to draft and we drafted Heath Shuler who didn't turn into anything.



YAKUZA

 

[jchocolate82]

Free Agent: Potential Dallas Cowboy regardless of age, position, or expected salary.

 

[Seven]

I'd do it for a third = Who the hell are we talking about?

He's got bad hips = I wouldn't date him.

Ball Hawk = Girlfirends's fetish.

#81 = You know.................

 

[Duane]

Trade Idea – Any scenario in which one or multiple players/draft picks are traded for one or multiple players/draft picks on another team. Please note that this idea should have no basis in reality. Bonus points are awarded if the names Marcus Spears, Bobby Carpenter, Roy Williams and/or Dexter Coakley are referenced in said trade.