CowboysZone - Terminology 101
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"He's a nickel DB with speed who should get paid shutdown corner money."
Translation: "He's a fast DB who can't cover worth-a-damn, but he's no Anthony Henry!!!!!!"
Translation: "He's a fast DB who can't cover worth-a-damn, but he's no Anthony Henry!!!!!!"
TheCount
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"This is a guy we NEED to have!" = I like him, and therefore, he should be on the Cowboys roster, regardless of whether he fits or not or whether there is a better player available.
"!" = I use exclamation points because I think I'm right, and if I throw enough of these in, you will too.
"Overrated" = I have a vandetta against this guy, and inspite of his numbers, he still sucks.
"Underrated" = I have a man crush on this guy, and inspite of his numbers, he still rocks.
"Discuss." = I have already made up my mind on this issue, the rest of this thread will be me ignoring any points you make and telling you why you're wrong.
"My Mock Draft" = I read a lot of stuff about the draft on the web, have never seen most of these players play a down of football, but I'm going to put this up and then argue for two weeks about why all my picks will be in the hall of fame 5 years after they retire.
"You've got a point, maybe I was wrong." - ERROR! ERROR! DOES NOT COMPUTE! SYSTEM WILL SELF DESTRUCT IN 5 SECONDS!
"!" = I use exclamation points because I think I'm right, and if I throw enough of these in, you will too.
"Overrated" = I have a vandetta against this guy, and inspite of his numbers, he still sucks.
"Underrated" = I have a man crush on this guy, and inspite of his numbers, he still rocks.
"Discuss." = I have already made up my mind on this issue, the rest of this thread will be me ignoring any points you make and telling you why you're wrong.
"My Mock Draft" = I read a lot of stuff about the draft on the web, have never seen most of these players play a down of football, but I'm going to put this up and then argue for two weeks about why all my picks will be in the hall of fame 5 years after they retire.
"You've got a point, maybe I was wrong." - ERROR! ERROR! DOES NOT COMPUTE! SYSTEM WILL SELF DESTRUCT IN 5 SECONDS!
CrazyCowboy
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pretty funny stuff
DaBoys4Life
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Yakuza Rich;2002681 said:
honestly i take offense this to this because our Dline generate as much pass rush as i do
dargonking999
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"I didn't know you couldn't dicuss things on a message board" = I wrote sometihng real stupid, that has been rehashed over and over, and just got blasted on
"Just think about it" = This is sometihng real stupid, that i'm pulling out of the air, and hoping that you don't blast me on it
"i know im gonna get blasted" = this is something real stupid that im writing, but i'm gonna write it anyways, because i just have to!!!!
"Just think about it" = This is sometihng real stupid, that i'm pulling out of the air, and hoping that you don't blast me on it
"i know im gonna get blasted" = this is something real stupid that im writing, but i'm gonna write it anyways, because i just have to!!!!
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For Classy Cowboy fans:
He's a nice fit to our team ... the signing is a done deal and we really have no choice in the matter. That said, if we brag about him enough, he may morph into a self-fulfilling prophecy!
For non-classy Cowboy fans: http://img.***BLOCKED***/albums/v628/cowboyszone/zone_icons/clayton_z1.gif
He's a nice fit to our team ...this was an embarrassing pick, but we're stuck with him, so we might as well start pretending that this guy worth the money we paid for him ...even though we know he's not.
For Commander fans:
He's a nice fit to our team ... Here we go again Dan Snyder! Even though we already have 6 wideouts he'll add to our depth ...we hope.
For Giant fans:
He's a nice fit to our team ... We're superbowl champs, one bad signing can't possible harm us that much!
For Eagle fans:
He's a nice fit to our team ... Asante Samuels sure didn't make Our secondary any worse.
Just poking some fun at some of my favorite opponent team fans. I hope no One was truly offended ...
The Phoenix-Talon
He's a nice fit to our team ... the signing is a done deal and we really have no choice in the matter. That said, if we brag about him enough, he may morph into a self-fulfilling prophecy!
For non-classy Cowboy fans: http://img.***BLOCKED***/albums/v628/cowboyszone/zone_icons/clayton_z1.gif
He's a nice fit to our team ...this was an embarrassing pick, but we're stuck with him, so we might as well start pretending that this guy worth the money we paid for him ...even though we know he's not.
For Commander fans:
He's a nice fit to our team ... Here we go again Dan Snyder! Even though we already have 6 wideouts he'll add to our depth ...we hope.
For Giant fans:
He's a nice fit to our team ... We're superbowl champs, one bad signing can't possible harm us that much!
For Eagle fans:
He's a nice fit to our team ... Asante Samuels sure didn't make Our secondary any worse.
Just poking some fun at some of my favorite opponent team fans. I hope no One was truly offended ...
The Phoenix-Talon
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"I'm just dialoguing with you guys." - I'm here to piss off as many of you Cowboys fans as I can before disappearing again into cyberspace. Go Eagles!Phoenix-Talon;2003100 said:For Classy Cowboy fans:
He's a nice fit to our team ... the signing is a done deal and we really have no choice in the matter. That said, if we brag about him enough, he may morph into a self-fulfilling prophecy!
For non-classy Cowboy fans: http://img.***BLOCKED***/albums/v628/cowboyszone/zone_icons/clayton_z1.gif
He's a nice fit to our team ...this was an embarrassing pick, but we're stuck with him, so we might as well start pretending that this guy worth the money we paid for him ...even though we know he's not.
For Commander fans:
He's a nice fit to our team ... Here we go again Dan Snyder! Even though we already have 6 wideouts he'll add to our depth ...we hope.
For Giant fans:
He's a nice fit to our team ... We're superbowl champs, one bad signing can't possible harm us that much!
For Eagle fans:
He's a nice fit to our team ... Asante Samuels sure didn't make Our secondary any worse.
Just poking some fun at some of my favorite opponent team fans. I hope no One was truly offended ...
The Phoenix-Talon
Phoenix-Talon
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DallasEast;2003107 said:"I'm just dialoguing with you guys." - I'm here to piss off as many of you Cowboys fans as I can before disappearing again into cyberspace. Go Eagles!
Quick Response Rating: 8
Creativitiy/Originality: 2
Couldn't come up with anything on your own ...I understand. Here's a free one on me ...
Coach ...we were robbed; throw in the challenge flag:
- Darn it ...it may be worth a try if the cameras didn't pick up the details of that fumble
- I know that ball hit the ground, but maybe we'll get away with it
- If I complain enough on the sidelines, the coach may throw the flag, and everyone will think my incomplete pass was pass interference.
PT
ndanger
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Phoenix-Talon;2003100 said:For Classy Cowboy fans:
He's a nice fit to our team ... the signing is a done deal and we really have no choice in the matter. That said, if we brag about him enough, he may morph into a self-fulfilling prophecy!
For non-classy Cowboy fans: http://img.***BLOCKED***/albums/v628/cowboyszone/zone_icons/clayton_z1.gif
He's a nice fit to our team ...this was an embarrassing pick, but we're stuck with him, so we might as well start pretending that this guy worth the money we paid for him ...even though we know he's not.
For Commander fans:
He's a nice fit to our team ... Here we go again Dan Snyder! Even though we already have 6 wideouts he'll add to our depth ...we hope.
For Giant fans:
He's a nice fit to our team ... We're superbowl champs, one bad signing can't possible harm us that much!
For Eagle fans:
He's a nice fit to our team ... Asante Samuels sure didn't make Our secondary any worse.
Just poking some fun at some of my favorite opponent team fans. I hope no One was truly offended ...
The Phoenix-Talon
Good Hunting.........Tally Ho = I'm off to the night club to find me a man.
Sorry it had to be said.
Not that there's anything wrong with that.
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jchocolate82;2002666 said:
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There are a lot of terms we throw around in this forum and I just want set it straight as to what these terms actually mean.
DallasEast;2003107 said:"I'm just dialoguing with you guys." - I'm here to piss off as many of you Cowboys fans as I can before disappearing again into cyberspace. Go Eagles!
Phoenix-Talon;2003112 said:
The thread is about terms thrown around the forum. So, by quoting you and describing your term's obvious intent, I'm being 'unoriginal'.
Phoenix-Talon. You're an American original. Did I ever introduce you to Eduncan?
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30 yard slant - If it's in the game, it's in the game.
White Text - It's a trap.
Pac-Thug Lover - Goodell hater.
Thug - Listens to rap. Possibly Gold teeth. Definitely black.
I wouldn't want him on our team - Some things are more important than winning. You can sit on my high horse if you give me tree-fiddy.
Homer - Someone who thinks more of a particular Cowboys player than I do.
Multi-quote function - Late night post-padders treat it like AIDs.
White Text - It's a trap.
Pac-Thug Lover - Goodell hater.
Thug - Listens to rap. Possibly Gold teeth. Definitely black.
I wouldn't want him on our team - Some things are more important than winning. You can sit on my high horse if you give me tree-fiddy.
Homer - Someone who thinks more of a particular Cowboys player than I do.
Multi-quote function - Late night post-padders treat it like AIDs.
Phoenix-Talon
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ndanger;2003114 said:Good Hunting.........Tally Ho = I'm off to the night club to find me a man.
Sorry it had to be said.
Not that there's anything wrong with that.
Insult Level: 3
Football Content: - 6
Your response has absolutely nothing to do with football!
Tip for the Day: Try not to focus on me personally, and stay on the topic.
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jchocolate82;2002768 said:
There it is, the winner. This is the truest statement in this thread so far!!
"Hey, i heard ______ just got [released, wants to be traded, wants out] we should sign him.":bang2: :bang2:
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Book it! = I know I am right. I think I can see into the future, but I don't have next weeks lotto numbers and hope everyone else forgets I said this.