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Ur 100% spot on.He looked heavy. he lost his movement. He couldn't run for first downs. He didn't play in pre-season. And he ends up with a season-ending hamstring injury on a non-contact play.
Was he ever in good condition this year?
His PR team puts out photo-shopped images of him occasionally, but the truth is, he's FAT. He had enough money before this latest contract to just kind of let himself go, say *** it and pound Twinkies late at night, knowing he already has enough dough in the bank (and in his belly) to be juuuussttt fine, so he started coasting. Then when jerruh inexplicably gave him 500M more, he just laughed and REALLY started packing on the pounds.
He'll be ready for My 600 Pound Life by the time he retires and moves on from his cushy job with the Cowboys...in 2037.