Signed by Cowboys **** Dallas Cowboys Announce Mike McCarthy Press Conference Thread *****

[JoeKing]

is MM a little cross eyed ?

No, but he does have one lazy eye.

 

[JoeKing]

Not impressed. Dude seemed to have trouble stringing thoughts together.

a real coach needs to be slick, well spoken and full of empty platitudes. I miss Garrett already.

Exactly my thoughts as well.

 

[Maverick84]

Didn't realize McCarthy was that big...Lord!

this is a family forum.

 

[Zekeats]

I thought big MM was fabulous, the only trouble I had was figuring out which eye to look at while he was speaking! Lets go!!!

Is he really that fat?

 

[RoboQB]

Damn, Spaulding is in the hiring photographs now!?!

 

[Corso]

And you, the reader, were the true hero all along.

Neverending Stoooooooryyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!
La la laaaa la la laaaa la la laaaa

 

[InTheZone]

can't wait for this team to weed out the weak links. Some of these players better look in the mirror and do things to better prepare themselves for a future in Dallas. Of if a player knows he's all talk then see ya!!!

 

[Corso]

Is he really that fat?

It was kind of wild.
His eyes would shift from left to right so fast...
I tried to do it and physically couldn't!

 

[Corso]

can't wait for this team to weed out the weak links. Some of these players better look in the mirror and do things to better prepare themselves for a future in Dallas. Of if a player knows he's all talk then see ya!!!

Lol... you said weed.

 

[InTheZone]

He had me until he said "process" lol.

I think we're all scarred for life. Everything about MM leading up to this conference and everything said in this conference was great. Heard the word process once, then again a few more times and I had to refrain from imagining JG laughing "process" in my head.

 

[Zekeats]

It was kind of wild.
His eyes would shift from left to right so fast...
I tried to do it and physically couldn't!

I was commenting on the guys sig. Mike looks huge, don't remember the gut being so big.

 

[MichaelWinicki]

First real HC we've had since Parcells.

You just won the Internet.

Congratulations!

 

[Corso]

I was commenting on the guys sig. Mike looks huge, don't remember the gut being so big.

I savvy. I was commenting how fast his eyes move horizontally.
Don't remember anybody doing that so proficiently.

 

[InTheZone]

Not impressed. Dude seemed to have trouble stringing thoughts together.

a real coach needs to be slick, well spoken and full of empty platitudes. I miss Garrett already.

mike tomlin talks a good game, we know his character with his cheap tactics on the field

jason garrett also talks a good game, but doesn't seem to get it to apply on the field. MM came across as a guy that cares and wasn't afraid to talk about it. And he has success...

 

[MichaelWinicki]

this is a family forum.

 

[Corso]

You just won the Internet.

Congratulations!

Uh... I won the Internet from a scratch-off back in '12. McDonald's. Maybe you heard of them.
Have owned it to this day. You hadn't heard? That's because I'm not some Jerry Jones kinda guy.

 

[MMObserver]

I didn’t hear the presser but I’m sure MM is motivated to beat GB. our first game against the Packers will be break records on TV.

Sturm understands the real schism in GB was not between Rodgers & Mac but between Rodgers/Mac and the team's pathetic GM.

 

[MikeB80]

Tom and Jimmy? Both born and raised in Texas.

and?

 

[Corso]

In GB the reporters and coaches/team management see each other every where th


Sturm understands the real schism in GB was not between Rodgers & Mac but between Rodgers/Mac and the team's pathetic GM.

Interesting.

 

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