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You are not Deion Sanders, or Barry Sanders for that matter. You do not and can not juke or fake out opposing tacklers. You are a North/South guy after the catch. There is no question you are the best tight end in the league. You block, catch, and run better routes than any tightend in the league.

However lately you seem to think that you have the ankle breaking ability of felix jones. You do not. Just catch the ball, turn up field, and run as hard as you can. When approaching a would be tackler lower your shoulder and run him over. You are not going to fake anyone out so just try and run them over.

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Dear Cowboy Bebop,

I'm an All-Pro. I'll keep doing what I do and you'll like it.

Sincerely,

Christopher Jason Witten
Best Tight End in the NFL
 

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casmith07;3071884 said:
Dear Cowboy Bebop,

I'm an All-Pro. I'll keep doing what I do and you'll like it.

Sincerely,

Christopher Jason Witten
Best Tight End in the NFL
:laugh2:
 

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casmith07;3071884 said:
Dear Cowboy Bebop,

I'm an All-Pro. I'll keep doing what I do and you'll like it.

Sincerely,

Christopher Jason Witten
Best Tight End in the NFL
his 1st name is Christopher?
 

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I think Witten's game is just fine.

If he can get some extra YAC by making a move then he should go for it.
 

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Rampage;3071887 said:
his 1st name is Christopher?

Christopher Jason Witten[1] (born May 6, 1982, in Elizabethton, Tennessee) is an American football player who currently plays as a tight end for the Dallas Cowboys of the National Football League. He played college football at the University of Tennessee. In his first of three years at the University of Tennessee, Witten went from being a defensive end prospect to a record breaking tight end.[citation needed] He posted school records for receptions (39) and receiving yards (493).[citation needed][2]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jason_Witten
 

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Kilyin;3071897 said:
Christopher Jason Witten[1] (born May 6, 1982, in Elizabethton, Tennessee) is an American football player who currently plays as a tight end for the Dallas Cowboys of the National Football League. He played college football at the University of Tennessee. In his first of three years at the University of Tennessee, Witten went from being a defensive end prospect to a record breaking tight end.[citation needed] He posted school records for receptions (39) and receiving yards (493).[citation needed][2]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jason_Witten
anybody know why he doesn't use his 1st name?
 

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Rampage;3071905 said:
anybody know why he doesn't use his 1st name?

It might have been his dads name? That is just a guess. I seem to remember him coming from a disfunctional family
 

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Cowboy Bebop;3071881 said:
You are not Deion Sanders, or Barry Sanders for that matter. You do not and can not juke or fake out opposing tacklers. You are a North/South guy after the catch. There is no question you are the best tight end in the league. You block, catch, and run better routes than any tightend in the league.

However lately you seem to think that you have the ankle breaking ability of felix jones. You do not. Just catch the ball, turn up field, and run as hard as you can. When approaching a would be tackler lower your shoulder and run him over. You are not going to fake anyone out so just try and run them over.

Regards

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He looks much more like a Jason than a Christopher.

Jason
jasonvoorheesnew.jpg



Christopher
walken.jpg
 

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lol I wouldn't have made a thread out of it but I thought the exact same thing on one of Wittens catches against Philthy. Just run 'em over man!
 

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davidb257;3071918 said:
He looks much more like a Jason than a Christopher.

Jason
jasonvoorheesnew.jpg



Christopher
walken.jpg


Christopher Walkens gonna get ya! arrrr:laugh2:
 

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Cowboy Bebop;3071881 said:
You are not Deion Sanders, or Barry Sanders for that matter. You do not and can not juke or fake out opposing tacklers. You are a North/South guy after the catch. There is no question you are the best tight end in the league. You block, catch, and run better routes than any tightend in the league.

However lately you seem to think that you have the ankle breaking ability of felix jones. You do not. Just catch the ball, turn up field, and run as hard as you can. When approaching a would be tackler lower your shoulder and run him over. You are not going to fake anyone out so just try and run them over.

Regards
I've got to agree with you. Lately he has been tip toeing right before getting hit instead of driving thru the tackler. He goes down to easily against corners.
 

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DMOB;3071927 said:
I've got to agree with you. Lately he has been tip toeing right before getting hit instead of driving thru the tackler. He goes down to easily against corners.

Refer to post #2.

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the stiff-arm, side-step is pathetic

but if that's the only fault, his pathetic attempts at eluding tacklers after the many 1st down catches, then that's pretty good
 

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DMOB;3071927 said:
I've got to agree with you. Lately he has been tip toeing right before getting hit instead of driving thru the tackler. He goes down to easily against corners.


Guys, He's been sidestep stiff-arming for a few years now. It's been pretty effective. He's a very agile guy for someone that big and strong.
 
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