Death Row Meal

[RastaRocket]

Appetizer: Salsa, Queso, Guacamole and chicken stuffed jalapenos

Soup: Chicken Tortilla

Salad: Uhhh.... more chips and salsa or something LOL

Entree: Fajitas (Give me the chicken, beef, and jumbo shrimp)

Desert: Hmm, give me more food on the entree (I hate desert)

Beverage: Modelo

 

[jobberone]

Lobster bisque with fresh chopped Maine Lobster followed by iceberg lettuce with a honey dill mustard dressing with poppy seeds. Taste of lime sorbet then slightly spicy steamed red snapper (real red snapper) with ginger, green onions, and sweet soy sauce. Sides of sweet and sour Napa cabbage and sticky rice as sides. Taste of mango sorbet. Few swallows of my own spicy Chinese soup. Lemon sorbet. My mother's Lemon meringue pie. Cuban cigar and a fine brandy.

Then say goodnight Gracie.

 

[BringBackThatOleTimeBoys]

I'll have what she is having

 

[Afigueroa22]

Yeah especially when the one who framed you is out with a hot blonde enjoying some fine french cuisine.

I knew it was you.

 

[Passepartout]

Japanese soup, Ribeye steak, baked potato, salad, Diet Pepsi, and Cheese Cake!

 

[KJJ]

I knew it was you.

It wasn't me I'm the court appointed attorney who tried convincing you to go with an insanity defense but you wouldn't listen. If you would have taken my advice you would have gotten life and wouldn't be sitting on death row having to decide on a last meal.

 

[BigStar]

Firstly, JimmyBuffett, if you're a simple man then bottle dressing should be just fine for you

Secondly, I highly doubt you could get any alcohol whatsoever in a prison, even at a last meal. Maybe mouthwash

Thirdly, I would have to give a lot and lot of thought to what I would ask for. I would be very torn between thinking of what I really miss, and what I have never yet have had and this is my last chance to try something new before, uh, trying something new if you know what I mean.

Pruno (hooch) and even shine are easily accessible in prisons from simple ingredients bought @ the canteen. Boys will be boys The most common/accepted mind altering drug used in human history.

 

[WV Cowboy]

Yeah especially when the one who framed you is out with a hot blonde enjoying some fine french cuisine.

If you have been on death row for 14-15 years, and have not put a hit out on the one that framed you, you deserve to die.

LOL

 

[RS12]

You've been convicted of a heinous crime and sentenced to death row. After spending the last 14 years in a cell your day of reckoning has finally come. The warden has informed you that you'll be served an appetizer, soup, salad, entree, dessert, and beverage of your choice. What's yours?

Appetizer - Shrimp cocktail with some blazing hot cocktail sauce. I figure it's been 14 years since I last had fresh seafood and I'm a simple man.

Soup - Clam chowder...my grandmothers if they can figure that out some way. Got to have a few oyster crackers in there too.

Salad - Caesar. No bottle dressing crap! I want the old school made at your table kind with fresh grated Parmesan.

Entree - Porterhouse cooked medium rare and rubbed with fresh garlic, loaded baked potato, asparagus, and dark bread & butter.

Dessert - Chocolate eclair. Again I'm a simple man.

Beverage - Famous Grouse scotch on the rocks. It's cheap scotch, but what I drink. After 14 years I figure I'd miss it pretty badly.

It's hard to make a favorites list without any Asian or Mexican on it, but hey I'm the one getting gassed.

You left out the lobster tail and prawns. I'd probaly go with a different desert though.

 

[KJJ]

If you have been on death row for 14-15 years, and have not put a hit out on the one that framed you, you deserve to die.

LOL

Anyone who's on death row has nothing to lose. They should be putting a hit on the one who framed them and the attorney who defended them.

 

[KJJ]

Beverage - Famous Grouse scotch on the rocks. It's cheap scotch, but what I drink. After 14 years I figure I'd miss it pretty badly.

Don't think alcoholic beverages are allowed with a last meal. They want them sober when they're being led to the electric chair not staggering drunk and laughing.

 

[KJJ]

If they're going to allow a last meal they should also allow them to digest it so they can enjoy a final dump. A lot of soul searching can be done while sitting on a toilet.

 

[Craig]

What did I do? I think that would influence it.

 

[windward]

App - Maryland crab cake with some fried crab claws

Soup - Lobster bisque

Salad - simple one with butter lettuce, gorgonzola cheese and a balsamic vinegar dressing

Entree - chicken fried steak w/brown gravy

Dessert - bread pudding w/o the raisins!

Bev - a 64oz fountain Mt. Dew followed by a few pills of arsenic .......beat them to the punch!

Yes! I finally found someone that likes it without the raisins! Lol.

 

[jimmy40]

Liver and onions, only something that hideous could make death taste sweet

awesome last meal

 

[roughneck266]

I'll have a Mc DLT, fries, and a magarita while I am waiting for you to get Mcdonalds to bring back the MC DLT.

 

[Afigueroa22]

It wasn't me I'm the court appointed attorney who tried convincing you to go with an insanity defense but you wouldn't listen. If you would have taken my advice you would have gotten life and wouldn't be sitting on death row having to decide on a last meal.

Your being obtuse.

 

[KJJ]

Your being obtuse.

You're just in a bad mood because you were framed. Some advice be sure not to choke on your last meal so you don't ruin the public hanging planned for you. lol All kidding aside that's how they do it in Iran. If you want a jolt to your system do a google for some of these public hanging video's. They want to deter crime so they parade these criminals through crowds before stringing them up. There's one vid where they're hanging 2 men and a woman. If they don't position the noose just right around their neck it won't completely cut off their oxygen and it leads to a horrible death.

They end up struggling for several seconds as they strangle to death. This is what happened to the woman in the video they carelessly put the noose around her neck not positioning it properly and it slipped in front as she was being hoisted up and her legs begin kicking around and one of her hands came loose that was tied behind her back. It's not easy to watch but it definitely gets your attention. If we executed criminals like that we wouldn't see as many senseless crimes as we do.

 

[JoeyBoy718]

Appetizer: Salsa, Queso, Guacamole and chicken stuffed jalapenos

Soup: Chicken Tortilla

Salad: Uhhh.... more chips and salsa or something LOL

Entree: Fajitas (Give me the chicken, beef, and jumbo shrimp)

Desert: Hmm, give me more food on the entree (I hate desert)

Beverage: Modelo

You just named Chili's lunch special.

 

[theSHOW]

You've been convicted of a heinous crime and sentenced to death row. After spending the last 14 years in a cell your day of reckoning has finally come. The warden has informed you that you'll be served an appetizer, soup, salad, entree, dessert, and beverage of your choice. What's yours?

Appetizer - Shrimp cocktail with some blazing hot cocktail sauce. I figure it's been 14 years since I last had fresh seafood and I'm a simple man.

Soup - Clam chowder...my grandmothers if they can figure that out some way. Got to have a few oyster crackers in there too.

Salad - Caesar. No bottle dressing crap! I want the old school made at your table kind with fresh grated Parmesan.

Entree - Porterhouse cooked medium rare and rubbed with fresh garlic, loaded baked potato, asparagus, and dark bread & butter.

Dessert - Chocolate eclair. Again I'm a simple man.

Beverage - Famous Grouse scotch on the rocks. It's cheap scotch, but what I drink. After 14 years I figure I'd miss it pretty badly.

It's hard to make a favorites list without any Asian or Mexican on it, but hey I'm the one getting gassed.

I once had Asian and Mexican, ....at the same time!