Death Row Meal

[rynochop]

Raw oysters, lobster tails, lamb chops, prime rib rare, oh and a bunch of fried okra.

 

[Phoenix]

Your being obtuse.

I see what you did there Mr Dufresne

 

[Payton34Smith22]

1. Ribey steak cooked medium rare, a loaded baked potato & some veggies on the side.
2. Cold Budweiser
3. Huge Great American Cookie Cake

 

[WhizKid]

Appetizer: spinach artichoke dip from hillstone's

Soup: lobster bisque

Salad: Thai steak salad from hillstone's

Entree: Grandma's fried catfish and shrimp, collared greens, spicy slaw, and auntie's lobster Mac and cheese

Dessert: mom's homemade lemon cake(infused with grape ape, I'm going out high and full) and cookies and cream.

Beverage: Water

 

[Pessimist_cowboy]

Buffalo Wings
Bacon and Chedder Potato Skins
A pastrami Burger from " the Hat " !
A small sausage pizza
A banana split
And a bottle of Wild Turkey Bourban .

 

[CowboyGil]

Appetizer: My wifes' hot & spicy queso dip with On The Border chips
No salad. This is my LAST meal for goodness sakes!
Entree: My moms' homemade carne guisada with cottage potatoes and homemade flour tortillas
Dessert: My moms' chocolate dream cake
Beverage: An ice cold 2 liter bottle of Diet Dr. Pepper

 

[Tobal]

Thick bacon, thin bacon, chewy bacon, grilled bacon, fried bacon, baked bacon and throw some crispy bacon on top and I want it cooked by some hot chick wearing one of my dress shirts..... I figure and hope my wife would leave me after 14 yrs on death row. Then again maybe she'd go ahead and cook me one last meal. I'd also want some well water from my home town.

 

[Doomsday101]

You've been convicted of a heinous crime and sentenced to death row. After spending the last 14 years in a cell your day of reckoning has finally come. The warden has informed you that you'll be served an appetizer, soup, salad, entree, dessert, and beverage of your choice. What's yours?

Appetizer - Shrimp cocktail with some blazing hot cocktail sauce. I figure it's been 14 years since I last had fresh seafood and I'm a simple man.

Soup - Clam chowder...my grandmothers if they can figure that out some way. Got to have a few oyster crackers in there too.

Salad - Caesar. No bottle dressing crap! I want the old school made at your table kind with fresh grated Parmesan.

Entree - Porterhouse cooked medium rare and rubbed with fresh garlic, loaded baked potato, asparagus, and dark bread & butter.

Dessert - Chocolate eclair. Again I'm a simple man.

Beverage - Famous Grouse scotch on the rocks. It's cheap scotch, but what I drink. After 14 years I figure I'd miss it pretty badly.

It's hard to make a favorites list without any Asian or Mexican on it, but hey I'm the one getting gassed.

Reality in Texas death row, inmate can have what ever they want as long as the prison has it on hand.

 

[WV Cowboy]

Reality in Texas death row, inmate can have what ever they want as long as the prison has it on hand.

LOL, .. so this whole thread has been for naught.

 

[Doomsday101]

LOL, .. so this whole thread has been for naught.

I guess so at least here. I went recently to the Texas Prison museum in Huntsville and someone asked about the last meal for death row and the reply was as long as the kitchen has it on hand then they can have it, if not then they don't.

 

[Denim Chicken]

lmao, that was the best episode. When he was trying to tell that girl he was a philanthropist and pronounced it "full-on rapist", I nearly soiled myself.

 

[BigStar]

lmao, that was the best episode. When he was trying to tell that girl he was a philanthropist and pronounced it "full-on rapist", I nearly soiled myself.

Restaurant Bathroom where they are trying to plan and coordinate with Charlie: "He is sweating/soaking through his shirt"..."Dude give me your shirt, she won't know the difference"..."She won't know the difference of you coming back to the table in a completely different shirt, how do you explain that one?...."I'll say there was this nice guy in the bathroom who traded shirts with me?"

"Any cheese before a date is TOO MUCH CHEESE"
"What are your Pet Peeves? People's knees..."cover up your knees if you're going to be walking around everywhere"

That show is so funny and brilliant.

 

[BigStar]

Reality in Texas death row, inmate can have what ever they want as long as the prison has it on hand.

Yeah, much more like your favorite entrée from a crappy buffet where the food is barely edible.

 

[Doomsday101]

Yeah, much more like your favorite entrée from a crappy buffet where the food is barely edible.

Well if they opened the prison farms back up they could grow their own have good quality food but naw that interferes with the gang activities taking place.

 

[JoeyBoy718]

Appetizer: My wifes' hot & spicy queso dip with On The Border chips
No salad. This is my LAST meal for goodness sakes!
Entree: My moms' homemade carne guisada with cottage potatoes and homemade flour tortillas
Dessert: My moms' chocolate dream cake
Beverage: An ice cold 2 liter bottle of Diet Dr. Pepper

So you won't eat a salad since it's your last meal, but then you're still sticking to diet soda?

 

[Shunpike]

So you won't eat a salad since it's your last meal, but then you're still sticking to diet soda?

It has gotta be the taste.

I am an obese and I eat a lot but my drink is always Diet Pepsi. Not because of the calories but because of the taste.

 

[BigStar]

It has gotta be the taste.

I am an obese and I eat a lot but my drink is always Diet Pepsi. Not because of the calories but because of the taste.

I've heard the same response from bigger folks when ordering the Diet Soda, almost ready for the joke, "I just like the taste. THAT is why (bleep)." Once you think about it, nutra-sweet is "sweeter to the taste" than cane sugar or corn syrup?

 

[CowboyGil]

So you won't eat a salad since it's your last meal, but then you're still sticking to diet soda?

Like they said, I like the taste. And I'm not obese, I'm diabetic. And it's MY last meal anyway.

 

[Longboysfan]

Golden Corral's endless buffet

So when you went to the throne - they would juice you.

 

[Shunpike]

Just to bring more perspective to this thread.

Real Last Meals are below for 12 people.

http://www.buzzfeed.com/alanwhite/12-pictures-of-death-row-prisoners-last-meals